The scheme, still at the “plate of sandwiches and many nods” stage, might see the light of day next year. Bloomberg, ever the fly on the mahogany-panelled wall, claims MS is courting partnerships with crypto-savvy firms for spot trading infrastructure—presumably to avoid inventing the blockchain wheel all over again.
Sources—those elusive Purveyors of Whisper, those omnipresent gossips—report that our banking behemoth flirts with established crypto firms, intent on creating a digital union most unnatural. The plan? If the digital bureaucrats and their caffeinated underlings say yes, E*Trade soon becomes a modern souk where one might trade crypto-bling as casually as cat videos. 🐈⬛✨
At this very moment, SUI is trading at $3.67. Oh, but hold your horses – it’s risen by a solid 4% following this event. A mere 4%, you might say? But, in the world of crypto, that’s akin to winning the lottery while walking your dog. Who’s laughing now?
A post, brief and trembling (as all tragic love letters are), announced what poets, miners, and meme-lords had only dared imagine. Ethena and the Ton blockchain have pledged themselves, in a union as consequential as Natasha Rostov’s first dance. Through this alliance, USDe—the digital echo of the mighty dollar—steps into Telegram’s chaos, ready to be both hero and heretic.
According to on-chain transaction tracking service Lookonchain, the meme coin known as GORK has been generating a lot of buzz in the cryptocurrency world recently, thanks to a staggering price increase of almost 60,000% since its debut only 13 hours earlier.
On the bright side, the Chaikin Money Flow (CMF) has turned positive for the first time in weeks. Maybe some of those lost pioneers are thinking of buying PI again? The short-term EMAs are still throwing shade below the long-term ones, so PI needs to hold onto the crucial $0.547 support level or risk plummeting into the abyss.
Yet, despite the winds of optimism, the current value of SHIB remains rather lackluster, down 15% from its dizzying highs in April, which stood at $0.000015. At present, it clings to $0.000013, showing a pitiful 0.03% gain over the past 24 hours. Ah, the fickleness of the market…
This comes as stablecoins multiply faster than rabbits at a carrot buffet, with oracles and pundits murmuring that we may soon see a total sector that could, at its wildest, resemble Elon Musk’s bank account: $2 trillion.
“I think digital gold is now overtaking old school gold.”
Eric Trump, who does not toil in fields nor dwell in smoky tenements, delivered the glad tidings. Dubai (that oasis carved from sand and oil) is, he declares, the focal point of global investment. The city, smelling of opulence and designer perfumes, now beckons all the world’s well-heeled. The apartments—modestly priced for only a czar—range from a mere million dollars to a sum that would make even the tsar’s bookkeeper tremble. Completion: five years, give or take the odd revolution.