Cryptonews

Bitcoin’s OG diamond hands are sitting on unrealized gains so juicy, it’s like they’ve been binge-watching Warren Buffett tutorials on “when to yeet your crypto.”

But before you start picking out which island you’ll buy with your meme-coin gains, a quick reality check: we’re talking about the most volatile circus this side of the blockchain. Yes, there’s hype, but there are also wild market swings, regulatory killjoys, and the ever-overlooked hot mess known as “Is this sustainable, or am I just starring in the Wolf of Wall Street 2: Solana Boogaloo?”

Honestly, Ethereum spent the week flirting shamelessly with $1,825. Imagine that one friend who is always “about to leave the party,” but is still standing in the hallway, passive aggressively scrolling their phone. That’s ETH. It did manage a 3% price increase, but only because the sellers were busy elsewhere, presumably being passive aggressive in other chats. Volume’s dropping, conviction is low, and resistance is acting like a grumpy doorman who won’t let anyone into the club.

And here’s where it gets interesting: Bitcoin’s got its fan club, too—around $93,700 and $82,000, where loads of folks are holding on to their precious BTC. They bought in at those prices, and now they’re basically forming a *safety net*. So if Bitcoin falls towards those levels? Well, get ready for some serious buying action. Think of it like a bunch of people holding hands, ready to catch Bitcoin if it trips. 🤝

Lately, Pi has been dropping harder than your phone face down on concrete. Ten percent off this week, a total of 23% from last month’s “high,” which in retrospect would make an excellent punchline, and—wait, let’s get some Kleenex—almost 80 percent down from its peak of $2.99. That was back in February, a simpler time when hope still existed. The market cap is now chilling at $4.1 billion, which sounds impressive until you see the daily trading volume limping along at $75 million, down 40%. Somewhere in a parallel universe, Pi Coin is the next Bitcoin. But over here, it’s just doing its best impression of Blockbuster stock circa 2012.

*Metaplanet Issues 3.6 Billion JPY in 0% Ordinary Bonds to Purchase Additional $BTC*
— Metaplanet Inc. (@Metaplanet_JP) May 2, 2025

Once a humble tech company, TBG’s leadership decided that the world needed another twist. By 2023, they had taken the bold step of embracing Bitcoin as their core focus. No more traditional tech projects! In December 2023, new leadership came onboard, leading the charge toward this BTC-centric strategy. By November 2024, they formally became Europe’s first Bitcoin Treasury company. Who says you can’t turn a profit while riding a digital wave? 🌊

Picture this. It’s March 2024. Everyone’s pretending to “hodl” but actually nervously biting their nails down to stubs. Bitcoin is doing its moody sideways dance for months, which in crypto time is basically centuries. Then there’s that little visit to $49,100—a bottom so local, it should have an organic cafe.