In a jaw-dropping exclusive with BeInCrypto (it’s like the gossip column for crypto insiders, right?), Maurice dishes out how Yellow Card is creating a stablecoin network across Africa that’s about to leapfrog traditional finance faster than I can say “blockchain.” It’s a wild ride fueled by clearer regulations, crumbling fiat systems, and let’s not forget the epic remittance revolution. 🚀💸
Intriguingly, on April 7, the illustrious seer known as Rekt Capital prophesied that BTC/USD might swirl its way down to revisit those charming old all-time highs from yesteryear—2021, if you please. How terribly nostalgic!
Geoffrey Kendrick, the bank’s Global Head of Digital Assets Research (fancy title, huh?), laid out a roadmap that’s basically a crypto version of “The Price is Right.” $5.50 in 2024, $8 in 2026, $10.40 in 2027, and finally, $12.50 in 2028. That’s a 500% increase, people. Either they’re geniuses or they’ve been sniffing too much blockchain. 🤷♀️
As if plucking a ripe fruit from the tree of speculation, BeInCrypto has decided to peel back the layers and reveal two other meme coins that might not be just a passing cloud in the sky.
As the clock ticks, Bitcoin, that capricious beast, is trading at a modest $77,351, having succumbed to the whims of tariff-related news. Ah, the irony! One moment, it soars like a phoenix, and the next, it plummets like a stone cast into the abyss. 🪙
In a manner reminiscent of society’s most unbridled follies, the recent rally within the crypto market proved as fleeting as a flirtation at a Meryton ball. Stocks, in a most dramatic reversal, abandoned their early triumphs, much to the bemusement of all observers – a turn nearly as unexpected as Mr. Darcy’s initial pride.
At the time of the announcement, the SUI price was trading at $2.02, up a whole 2% after a week of rather unbecoming downward pressure. The token had, rather dramatically, experienced a 20% loss over seven days. This ETF filing, however, brought renewed attention to the asset and lifted its short-term trading activity. A bit like a shot of espresso for a tired debutante. ☕
This legal escapade was sparked by the audacious claims of DHS Special Agent Rana Saoud, who, during a 2019 conference that could only be described as a gathering of the curious and the confused, suggested that her agency had mingled with several suspects in the grand mystery of Bitcoin’s birth. Imagine that—a government agent rubbing elbows with potential crypto masterminds while the rest of us are just trying to figure out how to buy a cup of coffee with Bitcoin!
Trump, ever the frugal spender, insists that China’s military budget is unnecessary. “Why spend $500 billion or $600 billion annually on something you’ll never use?” he reportedly told President Xi. A curious argument, coming from a man who once spent $70,000 on a hairdo. But alas, Trump’s logic is as impenetrable as a brick wall, and his resolve in the tariff war remains unshaken. The man is a bulldozer, and the world is his construction site.
With a flourish befitting a man of his stature, Markus proclaimed on the platform known as X, “short-term pain, long-term gain.” Ah, the wisdom of the ages! He accompanied his sage words with a meme that danced with the exuberance of a child at a fair, capturing the essence of the market’s fleeting optimism. It seems that those who have weathered the storm of recent losses may yet find themselves basking in the sunlight of future prosperity.