Cryptonews

He looked straight into the camera, his tie twitching in the breeze of televised patriotism, and spoke like a man watching a levee about to give:

“Well, folks, America’s got to look after her own hide. That ain’t trade talk—it’s survival. Ask yourself where your penicillin comes from. China—every last pill. The stuff that keeps you from meeting your maker early. Medical ingredients? Same boat, 80 or 90 percent of them. Statistically, your granny’s heart pills just might owe their existence to a factory somewhere outside Beijing.”

Atkins declared the SEC would prioritize formal rulemaking over the old-school “random lawsuits like angry bees” method. This dramatic pivot is positioned to restore clarity (or at least confuse people in a whole new way) and “encourage responsible innovation”—also known as allowing people to invent things without automatically being chased by an army of lawyers in ill-fitting suits.

trading volume (breathtaking), volatility (heart-pounding), dominance (ever-so-competitive), social media sentiment (loud as a drunk in a casino), and naturally, Google Trends (because where else does one go for wisdom these days?).

BTC topped $100,000 last Thursday. Yes, you read that right. And it wasn’t just a fleeting moment of glory. Oh no, it’s stayed above that $2 trillion mark, probably due to some US inflation data that might push it even higher. Analysts are practically having a party over this. 🥳

Meanwhile, some whale gossip surfaced, with murmurs of increased accumulation, alongside a not-so-subtle nod to the $0.75 support level. Oh, the suspense!

If you’ve picked up a piece of Bitcoin within the last 155 days, congratulations! You now belong to a ragtag fellowship known as the ‘Short-Term Holders’ (STHs). Think of them as the jittery squirrels at a nut sale, always twitching with every market gust. The other group, of course, are the ‘Long-Term Holders’ (LTHs)—stoic, grizzled types who still reminisce about that time they bought coffee using half a Bitcoin.

Out in the digital wildlands, Metaplanet got it in their head to rustle up fifteen million dollars’ worth of bonds, not a whiff of interest in sight. Zero percent, like a desert dried up in July. Why? To pile more Bitcoin on their already-laden wagon. If you think that’s wild, you’re not wrong. Somewhere, a … Read more

The neighbors, unimpressed until now, began to peer through their yellowed curtains: a 4% lurch skyward in 24 hours, 6% for the week—a display almost athletic enough to dislodge someone from the samovar. Trading activity exploded, shrieking with the frenzy of $10.83 billion exchanging hands, all perhaps for the mere promise of a slightly fancier overcoat.

And what did the NCPPR provide as their reasoning? Well, they were kind enough to reference Dell’s brief flirtation with crypto payments, the ever-growing wave of Bitcoin’s institutional love affair, and, naturally, the looming threat of inflation. All classic justifications for such an “innovative” move. They even brought BlackRock into the mix, citing their recent endorsement of a modest 2% Bitcoin allocation. As if BlackRock’s nod to crypto was a modern-day oracle of financial wisdom! 📉

Coinglass claims over $530 million got liquidated in the last 24 hours. That’s… approximately infinity in relatable terms. Nearly $200 million vanished in bitcoin’s little misadventure, with ether (ETH) pulling a $170 million disappearing act. Houdini would be proud. 🪄