To keep the competition on their toes, OpenAI has unveiled a delightful array of AI tools. First up, the o3 Mini—a free model that’s as good at reasoning as a well-trained parrot at reciting Shakespeare. It’s now available to all users, so do try to contain your excitement!
MANTRA, a platform that’s all about tokenizing real-world assets (because why own a house when you can own a digital representation of it?), saw its token OM take a nosedive. X users were quick to cry “rugpull,” pointing to a deleted Telegram group as evidence. Mullin, however, was faster than a caffeinated squirrel, denying everything and blaming a bot for the group’s temporary disappearance. “It’s not a rugpull, it’s spam!” he declared, as if that made it all better. 🐿️
According to them fancy folks over at
QCP Capital, the money markets, they’re just shrugging off the U.S.-China fightin’. Seems like everyone’s gettin’ used to the noise. Despite the U.S. slapping tariffs of 145% on Chinese goods and China hitting back with 125%, QCP says the market’s just yawnin’.
In a missive cheekily dubbed, “Why I Support Privacy,” our digital prophet expounds a thesis remarkably straightforward: privacy is not merely shrouded in shadows. Nay, it stands as a beacon of power, a talisman wielding freedom and social integrity amidst the synthetic cacophony of a decentralized existence. 🌌
That’s a full 20% of the total supply! Mostly to insiders, because who doesn’t love a little insider trading on a Tuesday? For a chart that’s been bleeding like a leaky faucet since launch, this event could either be the magic wand that fixes everything or the cherry on top of a melting sundae! 🍨
Now, this here company called Goldshell (fancy name, ain’t it? 🤔) comes along with what they’re callin’ the BYTE – sounds more like something you’d do to a sandwich than a mining rig, if you ask me! But I’ll be dad-gummed if it ain’t the cleverest little contraption since my Aunt Sally’s automatic pie-cooling window fan. 💨
“The euro, dear friends, has become the belle of the ball,” declared Alex Obchakevich, founder of Obchakevich Research, in a recent X post. “And our humble EURC? It’s dancing right alongside, stealing glances from the crowd.”
Apple (AAPL), Nvidia (NVDA), and Dell (DELL) strutted their stuff Monday morning like they just walked off a Broadway stage. And why? Because President Trump’s crew decided to give consumer electronics a free pass from those pesky tariffs! 🎭
As the price of ADA approaches the local resistance of $0.6575, one cannot help but wonder: will it break free from its shackles? If it does, we might soon witness a thrilling test of the $0.67 range. Hold onto your hats, folks! 🎩
In a most dramatic fashion, worthy of a scene from “A Month in the Country,” our dear SOL has leaped 40% from its pitiful slumber at $95.23 – a price so low, it made even the bears weep into their samovars! 🫖