Rumor has it that our cheeky second-biggest cryptocurrency might just stage a relief rally. It’s inching close to that magical demand zone which, in the past, has been a smorgasbord for bargain hunters. As if ETH is winking at us, saying, “I’m undervalued—buy me now!” 🙃
“I think Bitcoin will be over $250,000 by the end of this year or next year.”
These claims, as if plucked from the pages of a sensationalist novel, emerged following the astute observations of the blockchain intelligence platform Arkham. They pointed a finger at a wallet purportedly associated with WLFI, suggesting it had engaged in a rather unseemly act of dumping ETH during a momentary price dip to $1,465. One can only imagine the scene: a digital marketplace bustling with traders, their eyes wide with anticipation, as the price fluctuates like a nervous heart.
Traders, like anxious theater-goers, are glued to their seats, eager to see how the plot thickens! The expiration of these contracts has the power to sway the short-term trends, much like a well-placed slapstick routine. Examine the put-to-call ratios and maximum pain points; they might just unveil the mysteries of traders’ expectations and potential market paths! 🤔
President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, in a stroke of legislative genius (or perhaps desperation), has signed the Investment and Securities Act (ISA) 2025 into law. This groundbreaking move categorizes virtual assets and investment contracts as securities, effectively turning Nigeria into the digital finance leader of Africa. Who would have thought? 🏛️📜
On the fateful day of April 10, the brave souls of the New Hampshire House cast their votes—192 in favor, 179 against! It was a close call, like a cat trying to decide whether to jump onto a windowsill or not! 🐱💨 This bill, known as House Bill 302, had already charmed the House Commerce and Consumer Affairs Committee with a dazzling 16-1 vote back in early March. Talk about a popularity contest!
Yes, you heard that right! The U.S. authorities have charged our dear Albert with fraud, claiming his so-called “AI-powered” e-commerce app was just a fancy way to say, “Hey, let’s hire a bunch of people to do the work for us!” Talk about a plot twist! 🎭
As it stands, the global crypto market cap has reached a staggering $2.59 trillion, with an astonishing 6.57% leap in merely a day. Would you like that in a dramatic musical, perhaps?
In a similarly dramatic turn, the austere U.S. dollar index (DXY) plunged to a pitiful 99.705—its nadir since the melancholic April rains—wagging its digital finger at the pomp of foreign currencies. 😜
Of course, the joy is tempered by the recent grim history—Ethereum plummeted to a two-year low of $1,385 just this week, invoking moans and groans from weary investors. It seems our dear cryptocurrency lost its footing below the once-safe range of $2,100 to $3,900 on March 9, dragging its reputation down by around 16% over the last month. Who knew that numbers could evoke such pain?