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This modern Prometheus, bound not to a rock but to a calendar, is commanded to return to his tormentors every fourteen days! As if a CEO could be held accountable for every whispered secret, every foolish scheme, every criminal thought that passes through the wires of his creation. What next? Shall we arrest the inventor of the door for the thief who walks through it? The logic is not merely flawed; it is a sickness, a profound failure of the modern mind! 🤦‍♂️

As the rain patters against corporate glass, Toyota Blockchain Lab exists somewhere between a spirit and an apparition: “under” Toyota Financial Services Corporation, “with” Toyota Motor Corporation, and forever “among” the greater Toyota dynasty. It is a virtual hub-a phrase that, if spoken aloud to peasants, might illicit laughter or a cold vodka toast.

Behold, the dreaded bug, known as CVE-2025-43300, doth allow miscreants to seize control of thine iPhone or Mac without so much as a click from thee. Merely by sending a foul image via iMessage or email, these digital highwaymen can plunder thy crypto wallets and trading apps with ease. Oui, oui, it is true-thy device processes the cursed image, and voilà, thy secrets are theirs for the taking! 🖼️🔓

Behold, the altcoin realm, once a cacophony of voices, now falls silent as AVAX strides forth, a lion among lambs. A 13.5% daily gain, a feat most would deem a miracle, yet here it stands, outpacing the titans of Ethereum, Solana, and even the whimsical Dogecoin. Such a shift in power, my friends, is no mere coincidence-it is the whisper of a new era, where capital flows like rivers to the mightiest of currents. 🐺🐶

The five-year ETH-USD price chart from TradingView reveals a pristine breakout, a veritable phoenix rising from the ashes of consolidation, leaving behind the shackles of historical resistance. How poetic! 📈

Because nothing says “serious business” like turning a hotel chain into a Bitcoin hoarder’s paradise. Metaplanet’s Q2 performance was so strong, they basically sneezed and the market went, “Ooh, maybe we should let them in.” Now they’re in the FTSE Japan Index, which is just a fancy way of saying, “We’ve updated our list of companies that aren’t named ‘Meta’ but still think they’re cool.”

In the 1-hour chart, XRP made a valiant attempt to break out to $3.089, only to be slapped back down faster than your New Year’s resolutions. It dipped to $2.997, establishing what some optimists call a “higher low.” Ah, sweet optimism in a sea of uncertainty! The price now hovers near $3.03, lacking strong bullish momentum. Trading volume? Declining. Market enthusiasm? About as exciting as watching paint dry. 🎨💤

Behold! Ali’s gaze pierces the cosmic fog of XLM’s daily chart, revealing a head-and-shoulders pattern-a celestial omen forged in February’s frost, matured in May’s thaw, and now, in this fleeting moment, sculpting its final shoulder. A classic hymn of reversals, they say, as if the downtrend were but a fading sonnet begging for a crescendo. Break the neckline at $0.52, and lo! The heavens may open to $0.80-$1.00, a measured move penned by the quill of Fibonacci himself. 📜✨

According to Santiment (aka the nerds who track what we’re all blabbing about), chatter around “Fed,” “rate,” and “cut” is hotter than a *30 Rock* writers’ room after too much coffee. ☕️🔥 Apparently, this level of hype hasn’t ended well in the past. Surprise! 🤡

The last time our intrepid strategists made a splash was August 18, when they snapped up a modest 430 BTC for the princely sum of $51.4 million. Their piggy bank, at this dazzling moment, brims with 629,376 BTC-enough to cause even the most jaded banker to choke on his gin and tonic. That’s over $72 billion, give or take a few fluctuating billions (the sort that evaporate before afternoon tea).