In an astonishing turn of events! (Might we add a dash of melodrama here?) The illustrious Teddy Fusaro, the President of Bitwise, has declared that an avalanche of amendments could descend upon us this week. Three figures, shrouded in mystery, have divulged this tantalizing tidbit, as if it were a secret love letter! Can you sense the excitement? 🎉
The aim, they say, is to explore how blockchain might quicken the pace of international payments and simplify the programming of such systems. According to a report by BigWhale, these banks will also dabble in the use of stablecoins to support tokenized transactions. Ah, stablecoins-the financial world’s attempt at stability in a sea of volatility. How quaint! 🐳
Akio posted a fancy graphic on X (formerly Twitter) claiming Pantera, Nvidia, and a bunch of other companies (including a mysterious “Net Ease Global”) invested. It’s like a circus act-except the only thing being juggled is credibility. 🪀
If the demand can keep its head above $1.11, and if the funding doesn’t pull a Houdini on us, there’s a good chance we might just see XPL break free from the $1.44 shackles! 🔓
Bitcoin sellers are doing a dramatic kick at the $109,000 line as the week clocks out on Wall Street, like bad dancers at a closing night party.
Analysts, those modern-day oracles, prophesy a descent to $107K if the U.S. labor market dons its “resilient” cape. A thrilling cliffhanger, indeed!
The Seychelles-based Peken Global Limited, operating as KuCoin, apparently forgot to register as a foreign money services business in Canada. Oops, right? 😅
The noble Ethereum, once a paragon of valor, now stumbles beneath the fateful $4,100 threshold, its bullish momentum vanquished by a 20% tempest. At this very moment, it wallows near $3,900, a 12% weekly humiliation etched into its ledger.
However, behind the confetti, market indicators are winking at us, whispering secrets we might not want to hear. 🤫
The tale began at the ungodly hour of 7:45 a.m. on September 19. Victim 1, innocently taking out the garbage, was suddenly greeted by the Garcia brothers, who brandished weapons as if announcing a grand performance. Zip ties were distributed generously, hands were bound, and the victims were ushered into the home as if they were actors in a grotesque play. 🎭
