Flow, a blockchain so Layer 1 it’s practically wearing a top hat and monocle, has inked a partnership with MoonPay. Together, they’re determined to turn crypto trading into a game of tag, payments into a lullaby, and stablecoins into something even your grandma could manage. Their mission? Scalability, security, and services so smooth they’ll make a greased-up banana jealous. 🍌
We’re not sure who the bigger villain is here: the Garcia brothers or the fact that cryptocurrency can be so easily stolen. Either way, the story is enough to make your skin crawl-so let’s dive in. 🕵️♂️
Bitcoin spent the past few days chopping inside a range, digesting a late-September shakeout and a fade from mid-month highs. The market’s vibe is consolidation: less fireworks, more side-eye. Price action hovers near familiar guardrails while traders argue over the next act, like a tea party where no one wants to commit to scones or crumpets. 🍞
Livingston, bless his heart, points to the World Wars as the ultimate fashion faux pas of the 20th century. Central banking? So last season. Gold standard? Thrown out with the trash. Fiat money? The silent accomplice in every modern war, darling. If only they’d sent us the bill directly, we’d have said, “No, thanks!” and stuck to our lattes. ☕️
CME’s Fedwatch tool puts numbers to the hunch: with the target currently at 4.00% to 4.25%, the Oct. 29 path most favored is a trim to 3.75% to 4.00%, priced at 87.7%. 🤯
Bitcoin Meraklısı, a chart wizard with a penchant for dramatics, has declared WLD is “exactly at retest level,” which in trader-speak means it’s basically asking for directions from a pigeon wearing a toupee. A “very sharp” upward move could happen, he claims, though it’s more likely the coin will just sigh and ask for a refund. 🤷♂️
On-chain statistics, that sly confidant of markets, confess a decline in miner accumulation-a drizzle that further dampens the already somber coin’s mood. 😒
PlanD, over on that X thing, laid it all out. Been watchin’ this ETH doin’ its thing for a quarter now. Broke outta a triangle that’d been holdin’ it down for four years, climbed all the way up to $4,953. A triangle, you see, is where the price just kinda mulls around, doesn’t know which way to go. But when it busts outta the top, well, that’s usually a good sign… unless it’s a trick. 😉
Sustained inflows may push XPL toward $2, though profit-taking could trigger a retracement to $1.44 in the coming sessions. A rollercoaster, but with less seatbelts. 🎢
Well, well, well… who knew that a South Korean actress would end up in the crypto scandal spotlight? The one and only Hwang Jung-eum, beloved by fans for her roles in hit dramas like Kill Me, Heal Me and She Was Pretty, has managed to get herself into a mess that could make any K-drama plot seem tame.
