In an interview with the Master Investor Podcast, she added, “Solana has proven its worth, you know, like a well-timed punchline. And Hyperliquid? It’s here to stay, or at least until the next crypto fad comes along. Probably.”
RWA.xyz, that oracle of crypto’s pulse, whispers of Tether’s USDT hoarding $19.6 billion like a dragon guarding its hoard, while Circle’s USDC, its lesser cousin, clutches $12.3 billion with trembling claws. Ethena’s USDe, the upstart, dares to claim $9 billion-a pittance to the titans but enough to stir the pot of envy. One might call it progress, if only progress weren’t so often a mask for greed.
The transaction, a masterstroke of modern alchemy, swells the group’s crypto treasury to a staggering 2,812 BTC, procured for €262.1 million ($307.3 million) at an average price of €93,216 per bitcoin. For context, that’s enough to buy a small Mediterranean island-or a very confused elephant in a tutu. Capital B, ever the visionary, claims this is part of a “steady accumulation strategy,” though one wonders if steadiness includes skydiving into volatile markets with a net made of hope and caffeine. The company boasts a BTC Yield of 1,656.1% year-to-date and 28.1% quarter-to-date, a financial acrobat’s performance that netted 662.4 BTC YTD (502.7 BTC QTD) and €63.6 million YTD (€48.2 million QTD). One might say they’ve turned risk into a art form-or perhaps a high-stakes circus act. Capital B frames this as a dual focus: amassing a Bitcoin treasury while expanding subsidiaries in Data Intelligence, AI, and decentralized tech. A noble pursuit, if one ignores the faint smell of hubris wafting through the balance sheet. 🎩✨
In a dramatic X video (because nothing says “I’m serious” like posting on social media), Adams blamed his financial woes-thanks to that pesky bribery case and the city being, you know, stingy with funds. Classic.
Bitcoin’s Q4, a season of miracles and madness, coupled with a futures market heavy on shorts, sets the stage for a squeeze. A well-timed play, indeed-or is it merely the whims of fate? 🎭
Flow, a blockchain so Layer 1 it’s practically wearing a top hat and monocle, has inked a partnership with MoonPay. Together, they’re determined to turn crypto trading into a game of tag, payments into a lullaby, and stablecoins into something even your grandma could manage. Their mission? Scalability, security, and services so smooth they’ll make a greased-up banana jealous. 🍌
We’re not sure who the bigger villain is here: the Garcia brothers or the fact that cryptocurrency can be so easily stolen. Either way, the story is enough to make your skin crawl-so let’s dive in. 🕵️♂️
Bitcoin spent the past few days chopping inside a range, digesting a late-September shakeout and a fade from mid-month highs. The market’s vibe is consolidation: less fireworks, more side-eye. Price action hovers near familiar guardrails while traders argue over the next act, like a tea party where no one wants to commit to scones or crumpets. 🍞
Livingston, bless his heart, points to the World Wars as the ultimate fashion faux pas of the 20th century. Central banking? So last season. Gold standard? Thrown out with the trash. Fiat money? The silent accomplice in every modern war, darling. If only they’d sent us the bill directly, we’d have said, “No, thanks!” and stuck to our lattes. ☕️
CME’s Fedwatch tool puts numbers to the hunch: with the target currently at 4.00% to 4.25%, the Oct. 29 path most favored is a trim to 3.75% to 4.00%, priced at 87.7%. 🤯
