If Monday’s crypto shenanigans are any hint of what October might bring, buckle up, folks! It’s like the market decided to throw a party, but forgot to invite the U.S. equities and metals. 🎉🚀
Tandis que XRP s’envole paresseusement vers $2.90 (+1.5% en 24h), son « chef-d’œuvre stratégique » de $14.3 millions menace de s’effondrer comme un château de cartes 🃏 près de la zone fatidique des $2.93. Quelle ironie, n’est-ce pas ? 🙃
Well, well, well-Kazakhstan, the darling of the steppe, has decided to join the crypto fray with its first national crypto reserve, the Alem Crypto Fund. How positively avant-garde! Spearheaded by the Ministry of Artificial Intelligence and Digital Development (yes, darling, they have one of those), and operated by the Qazaqstan Venture Group under the Astana International Financial Center (AIFC), this fund is all about long-term investments in digital assets and building strategic reserves. Their first acquisition? Binance’s native token, BNB. How chic! This move, my dear, is a clear signal that Kazakhstan is ready to sashay into the world of institutional-grade cryptocurrencies with all the grace of a Coward cocktail party. 🍸💃
Now, let’s not beat around the bush: Bitcoin’s transaction capacity, or the lack thereof, is a source of endless exasperation-like sitting in a queue at the post office on a slow Tuesday. A mere seven transactions per second? It’s reminiscent of watching paint dry! Indeed, during peak hours, transactions can get ensnared, resembling a tortoise stuck in molasses, while the fees can escalate, sometimes eclipsing the value of the very bread and butter one wishes to procure.
Before contemplating the tantalizing prospect of buy zones, one must ponder the specter of a more profound descent. Both $SOL and $SUI, those mischievous little tokens, are analyzed as to whether they could be part of a larger correction. 🕵️♂️
Launching September 30, renga’s first fund gives investors a chance to trade directly with each other. Which, in Japan’s by-the-book securities market, is kind of like breaking out the karaoke mic and singing “Bohemian Rhapsody” in a library. Wild, unprecedented, and honestly, about time.
Earlier this month, documents detailing Shor’s business operations were made public, akin to peeling back the layers of an onion to find a conspiracy at its core. Convicted in 2017 for his role in the $1 billion theft from three Moldovan banks, Shor fled to Israel and later to Russia, where he was granted citizenship with the ease of a magician’s sleight of hand. 🎩🐇
And don’t fret, the market is putting out some positive vibes as September draws to a close. The CoinMarketCap Fear and Greed Index is back to neutral, which means we can all breathe again-at least until the next crisis! 😂
While private entities scramble like sorcerers’ apprentices for short-lived profits, Kazakhstan strides confidently, guided by visions of long-lasting on-chain utility and a digital empire forged from pure, unadulterated bits.
Not so long ago, Bitcoin saw itself tumbling from the grand heights of $124,457 to a piteous $108,000, succumbing to a 13% tumble, much to the shock and sober disbelief of those monitoring CoinMarketCap. The rumblings speak of a decline peak, yet Bitcoin, ever the tenacious twilight soldier, has managed to claw its way up to $113,940, whilst trading volume buzzes through the air at a lively $61 billion.
