The realm of digital assets bore witness to yet another grim week, burdened by an outflow of $795 million as the specters of global economic anxiety and tariff apprehensions haunted investors like a relentless ghost.💀
Now, their total Bitcoin stash is a jaw-dropping 4,525 BTC, valued at around $386.3 million. That’s enough Bitcoin to make even Scrooge McDuck do a double take! 💰
In a recent proclamation on the platform known as X, the analyst Ali Martinez has unveiled a pattern that has taken shape in the three-day price chart of Cardano. This pattern, the Descending Channel, is akin to a somber tale of consolidation, where the asset finds itself ensnared between two parallel trendlines, each a silent witness to its struggles.
With a twirl and a flourish, Ethereum has seen its buying interest swell with a heart-pounding 6% price increase over the past week. Alas, dear comrades, the drama of the numbers unfolds as approximately $82.8 million worth of trading positions in Ethereum face the guillotine, with buyers losing about $43.5 million, while sellers clink champagne glasses with a mere loss of $39.2 million. Talk about a party gone wrong!
Vaulta has recently paired with VirgoCX, giving birth to VirgoPay, a miraculous contraption that promises to transform cross-border remittances. With a sprinkle of stablecoins and a dash of speed, it aspires to slice fees as if they were buttered bread on a Sunday morning! 🥳 Here we have Vaulta in the role of a dutiful servant, settling transactions from a high horse, reaching out to distant lands—namely the U.S., Canada, Brazil, and Hong Kong—where wallets are chubby and aspirations boundless.
Verily, to keep Bitcoin from tumbling below $70,000 is of utmost importance for our noble bulls. Should this cryptocurrency dare to dip to $65,000, your ordinary Bitcoin holder may become quite “sensitive” indeed, as Monsieur Check warns! 😱
Yet, lest we be ensnared by its bearish classification, I shall impart a delightful jest: the Shark often bears gifts of bullish expansion; a crafty mischief before it reveals its final act! Indeed, it seems that in the case of our beloved Bitcoin, this very scenario unfolds like a melodrama on a moonlit stage. 🌙
Right now, Dogecoin is chilling at $0.16, but it took a little tumble to $0.13 on April 9. Ouch! According to CoinMarketCap, it’s like watching a puppy learn to walk. 🐾
In a post on X (formerly Twitter – let’s not ask why), the “guru” warned his 2.7 million followers to “please listen to gold, silver, and Bitcoin.” Yes, we’re all apparently just too busy sipping lattes and ignoring the cries of our financial doom. Thanks, Kiyosaki, for the wake-up call. ☕💰
To no one’s surprise, CZ, the co-founder and former CEO of Binance, the titan of cryptocurrency exchanges, swiftly took to “X” (previously known as Twitter, if you can still remember) to address these preposterous claims.