Altcoins? Oh, they’re just here for the chaos. Zcash decided to throw a party and invited 40% of its value. XMR, CRO, and the rest of the “I-just-need-one-more-bet” crew followed suit. Meanwhile, over-leveraged traders are learning the hard way that “green daily” means “your account is now a jungle gym for the liquidators.” 🌿
Now, of course, this is the “bull case,” the shining beacon of hope in their forecast. But, just to be real (and slightly depressing), they also predict a “base case” of $181,000, and-hold your horses-an ominous “bear case” of just $82,000. A little dramatic, don’t you think? Talk about a rollercoaster ride. 🎢
A 22% drop from August’s $163 million carnage, yet the number of breaches climbed like a drunkard to a bar-proof that cryptojacking’s not cooling, just getting creative. The ecosystem’s a sieve, and hackers? They’re just sipping through the holes. 🍷
In a bold move on X (yes, let’s just pretend that’s what we call Twitter now), she released an AI-generated video promoting the magnificent MelaniaMeme as the “path into the future.” Spoiler alert: the future apparently doesn’t include addressing those pesky questions about where the millions have gone. 🤷♀️✨
Such flamboyant maneuvers have certainly caught the eye of our esteemed analysts, who, like eager watchers at a dog show, are panting with the anticipation of further gains should key levels remain intact. But let us not get ahead of ourselves! 🎩
Altcoins? They’re hotter than a Brooks’ comedy sketch! Tokens like Zcash and Monero posted double-digit gains, while Plasma’s XPL token took a nosedive. It’s a crypto rollercoaster, folks-buckle up! 🎢
XRP has been seen wiggling its way up 4.5% in the last day, much to the delight of buyers who’ve been as eager as a child at a candy store. 🍬 Nasdaq-listed VivoPower International PLC, that shrewd investor, raised $19 million through an equity offering, with the proceeds funneled into expanding its XRP holdings. 🏦 The company issued new shares at $6.05 each-pricier than its last closing price, which makes one wonder if they’re selling gold or just hot air. 🧙♂️
Crypto, however, is playing it cooler than a cucumber at a garden party. Bitcoin’s bobbing about between $114,000 and $116,000, as if it’s all just a jolly game of tennis, while Ethereum’s holding steady near $4,300. Total digital-asset capitalization? Still above $4 trillion, old sport, though the altcoins are doing their best impression of a defensive hedgehog. 🦔
Of course, it’s not all sunshine and rainbows. Ethereum’s on-chain data is showing that the ‘Liveliness’ metric is on the rise-basically, a fancy way of saying the long-term holders are cashing out. Big surprise, right? These LTHs hold the market’s power like a toddler clutching their last candy, and their selling can send the price down faster than you can say “FOMO.”
Per the latest jubilant bulletin, the conjoined choreography envisages a sparkling debut on the illustrious Nasdaq ball in Q1 2026, pending perfunctory nods from regulatory maestros and capricious shareholders. AVAT embarks upon this effort with a charmed AVAX purchase, benefiting from an almost enchanted 18-month season of priority on sales to U.S. treasury coteries courting the enigmatic Avalanche Foundation.
