“All currency will be a stablecoin,” said Collins, while sipping his futuristic espresso, in a riveting interview at Token2049 in Singapore. “Even fiat currency will be a stablecoin. It’ll just be called dollars, euros, or yen,” he added, with all the enthusiasm of someone who had just discovered blockchain on a particularly boring Tuesday. (We get it, Reeve, really.)
On Monday, SWIFT revealed that it tapped Consensys and over 30 TradFi institutions to build infrastructure for a 24/7 real-time crypto payments system – but didn’t confirm which chain it would build on, despite widespread speculation that it would be Linea. The suspense was almost (but not quite) as dramatic as a vending machine that only dispenses opinions.
With October kicking off with such flair, some analysts are dusting off their crystal balls and predicting a year-end rally to $200,000. But, hold your horses! One analyst has swooped in with the joy-killer: mathematical improbabilities, time constraints, historical trends, and, you know, market dynamics. Fun-suckers, aren’t they?
A significant piece of the puzzle behind Pi’s lackluster performance is its vanishing fish-a whale that had been frolicking in its waters with 383 million Pi tokens worth over $100 million. This whale decided to take off ten days ago, leaving in its wake a forking path that nobody seemed ready to explore. In a realm where liquidity is akin to finding water in a dromedary’s saddlebag and exchange listings are as sparse as an Agda the Barbarian conspiracy, losing a whale is the equivalent of a zombie apocalypse.
Resistance at $0.4090, naturally. And a Supertrend, stubbornly refusing to be impressed and remaining ‘bearish,’ the old spoilsport. The ADX, a mere 18, whispers of momentum as weak as a kitten’s sneeze. $0.5150? A fantasy, I assure you. A cruel joke played by the market on the hopeful.
Ah, what a spectacle! ETH saw a sudden spike in speculative interest after Fusaka came crashing into the scene like a bull at a ballet.
In this grand theater of finance, the likes of DeFi and AI stand basking in the limelight, while those pitiful RWAs, DePIN, NFTs, and GameFi shamble off stage, whispering sweet nothings to empty pockets. Perhaps aligning oneself with the titans of industry is the sole salvation for hopeful creators chasing fresh inflows? ⚡
The Bitcoin-believin’ Cruz was the sole senator scramblin’ like a cartoon villain to block Democrat Senator Ron Wyden’s bill – Senate Bill 2850 – on Wednesday, claimin’ without data, how do ya keep locked-up pervs away from kiddos? It’s like sayin’ without maps, explorers would get lost… but wait, they do anyway! 😂
Sharps Technology has just unveiled plans to buy back up to a whopping $100 million of its outstanding common stock. That’s right, they’re not messing around. It’s all about pushing shareholder value and dabbling in the digital assets world with Solana, which sounds like a fancy way of saying, “We want to make money AND be cutting-edge.” 💰🔗
FG Nexus (Nasdaq: FGNX, FGNXP) has embarked on a pact with Securitize to invite investors to hold common shares as tokens on Ethereum’s blockchain. Yes, the very same shares, but now wrapped in code rather than paper-because apparently paper stock certificates were just too passé.
