This audacious move anoints PayPay as the über-shareholder of Binance Japan, granting it the reins to steer the exchange’s destiny with a flourish of regulatory zeal and strategic panache. 🧐⚖️
In a world where cash is so last season, PayPay, the darling of SoftBank, has decided to dip its toes into the glittering pool of cryptocurrency. By acquiring a 40% stake in Binance Japan, it has effectively blended the mundane with the magnificent, the cashless with the crypto. Bravo! 👏
He isn’t arguing about a clock here; it’s more like a weather report. Not “storm coming,” but “macro momentum: flip a coin, you might get a moonshot or a loan shark.” In other words, not a schedule, but a soup that’s simmering forever.
If the momentum remains as theatrical as a West End finale, that audacious $1.5K could waltz within reach. A whisper of ascent, one might say. 😌
Zcash (ZEC), the cryptocurrency that’s been quietly sipping tea and watching the world burn, has suddenly decided to leap into the stratosphere like a startled llama. After years of trading with the enthusiasm of a sleep-deprived sloth, it’s now up 250% in weeks and 35% today, hitting $173. One might call it a comeback. Or a cry for help. 🤷
Kerrisdale, with its pen mightier than any sword, declared BitMine’s strategy “a relic marching toward extinction,” as if Tom Lee’s brainchild were a dinosaur unaware of the asteroid hurtling its way. 🦖💥 Shorting the company with the confidence of a soothsayer, Kerrisdale argued that BitMine’s model-selling shares at a premium to hoard Ether (ETH) and inflate its token-per-share metric-is as effective as a sieve in a rainstorm. 🌧️🪣
In his CNBC confessional, Pompliano christens Bitcoin a “savings technology” – a velvet‑clawed coinage – and argues that the prudent reader might tuck a slice of their earnings into BTC to guard against the fiat sun going dim. 🪙✨
In a move as bold as a Bolshevik uprising, Coinbase hath integrated decentralized exchange trading directly into its bourgeois application. This union of centralized and decentralized finance doth blur the lines between the haves and have-nots, granting millions access to a cornucopia of digital assets. A veritable smorgasbord of tokens, from the sublime to the ridiculous, now lies at the fingertips of the common trader. 🌪️
“Traders, with their predictable faith in patterns, are yearning to declare this bull run over, appealing to the historical four-year rhythm,” Hayes scribbled in a blog post. ” Fools! It will fail this time.” A dramatic flair, wouldn’t you say?
It plans to allow exemptions to holding limits for firms and permit stablecoins as settlement assets in its Digital Securities Sandbox. Because why not let crypto play in the sandbox? 🏗️
