Cryptonews

In the grand theater of speculative follies, optimism shrugs its comedic cloak over the crypto horde, where murmurs of the first American spot ETF tied to XRP flutter like leaves in a sudden breeze, hinting at imminent revelation for this ever-nervous troupe. Issuers, with Friday’s diligence, peppered their regulatory parchments at the SEC, as if nudging the old gatekeepers toward parting the curtain, and thus widening the backstage doors for institutional players to XRP’s modest stage. 🤷‍♂️

ETH’s perpetual contract distortions are fading, with monthly futures signaling neutral conditions and reduced short-term market fear. Not too shabby, right?

Il s’avère que ces paiements transfrontaliers, qui autrefois prenaient des jours à s’exécuter-pensez à leur lenteur!-ont, par magie, accéléré de façon vertigineuse : en quelques secondes, à peine 10, la fortune voyage à la vitesse de l’éclair! Et alors, tenez-vous bien, ces mêmes frais-que les banquiers nostalgiques auraient aimés-ont diminué de presque 80%. Quelle aubaine! Si seulement nos chers amis avaient découvert cela plus tôt, oh, quelle époque glorieuse! 💰✨

In the wake of a particularly brutal cryptocurrency market meltdown, XRP went on a wild ride, dropping by over 50% and wiping out billions of dollars in value. This flash crash, one of the worst we’ve seen lately, saw XRP plummeting to a low of $1.58 on Bitstamp and $1.25 on Binance-its lowest point since November 2024. Ouch. That’s not just a bad day at the office; that’s a full-on disaster. 😱

This sudden surge comes after reports that the ‘threats’ uttered by none other than US President Donald Trump on Friday may have been somewhat… exaggerated? Yes, it seems the ever-tense relations between Washington and Beijing may not be as catastrophic as once thought. Oh, what a relief, for investors, at least! 🙄

With the US once again the center of attention-like a barn dance everyone’s invited to-these altcoins could make moves that’ll leave you scratching your head and checking your wallet before November 1.

In the blink of an eye, a cascade of forced liquidations obliterated nearly $20 billion from the wallets of unsuspecting crypto traders, who, like Hamlet’s poor courtiers, were left aghast and bewildered.

Most assuredly! Bitmine and other titans of greed have hoarded over $480 million in ETH, their wallets swelling like the consciences of the damned. 🦈💰

Ah, the analysts whisper of crashes begetting booms, as if the universe conspires for a reversal; perhaps DOGE shall rise once more, like a dog chasing its tail into the sunset. 🌅💰

Oh, what a mess! A sharp drop in open interest reveals the scale of the $20 billion in leveraged liquidations, leaving traders reluctant to dip their toes back into the market.