Circle, in a fit of preemptive panic, locked four EVM wallets.
Whispers ‘round the blockchain saloon suggest these funds sprang from a Coinbase caper, where a rogue picked pockets with the finesse of a pickpocket at a parade.
– Bitrace (@Bitrace_team) October 14, 2025
Now, let’s address the elephant in the room: Binance has taken an absolute beating over the last week due to several platform failures and malfunctioning systems. Naturally, the crypto community has enthusiastically (and very publicly) blamed Binance for the massive liquidations. After all, who else could possibly be at fault when your entire portfolio vanishes into the ether? But, true to form, Binance is doing what they do best-throwing money at the problem and hoping the whole thing doesn’t blow up. Again.
So, here we are again, folks. PEPE, the memecoin of meme dreams, is taking a bit of a nosedive. It’s shed about 5% in the last 24 hours and nearly a quarter of its value in the last week. You know, just a casual dip in the ocean of digital currency crashes.
In a move that’s likely to leave traditional finance professionals scratching their heads, Circle has decided to team up with Safe, whose multisignature smart accounts (yes, multisignature – fancy stuff!) are already securing a cool $60 billion in digital assets. Circle’s stablecoin infrastructure – all regulated and whatnot – is now going to work its magic alongside Safe’s technology. According to Circle’s Chief Commercial Officer, Kash Razzaghi, this partnership is set to make managing on-chain capital a breeze for institutions. And, as a bonus, it’ll further solidify USDC’s role in digital treasury management. We can all sleep a little better tonight knowing that, right?
If this were an episode of a financial soap opera, the U.S. government’s Bitcoin stash would grow by a staggering 64%. That’s enough to buy a small island-or a humongous ice cream cone-perhaps both, if you’re feeling reckless.
But wait! Analysts are all over this, because guess what? ETH might be getting ready for its dramatic comeback. It’s like the stock market version of a plot twist you didn’t see coming. 🙄
“Impossible to fake energy,” he writes, while governments have been faking fiat since the dawn of time. A masterclass in irony, truly. 🤯
The $115,500-$116,000 zone, once a savior in shimmering armor, now dons the cloak of a villain, repelling Bitcoin’s feeble advances. Bulls, armed with hope and caffeine, eye $119,500 as their holy grail, while bears cackle at the thought of $107,300 becoming the new floor. Below that, the abyss yawns wider between $103,900 and $100,800-a chasm where dreams go to die.
Now, as it happens, the US government shutdown has managed to keep the usual flurry of data releases on ice, leaving Powell with the delightful responsibility of shaping market expectations all by his lonesome. The plot thickens, doesn’t it? 😏
