Cryptonews

Driven by the frantic and feverish engagement of the APAC region-India, Pakistan, Vietnam-the transaction volume soared from a measly $1.4 trillion to a staggering $2.36 trillion, as if the very world itself was collapsing into digital gold. Latin America, unwilling to be left behind in this absurd dance, followed eagerly, while Africa’s sad attempt trailed off by a mere 52%. North America showed impressive growth of 49%, perhaps drunk on its own supposed superiority; and Europe, that bastion of order, surged by 42%, as if attempting to keep up with the chaos. Oh, what a spectacle! 🎢

“So that there’s no confusion about the Coinbase approach to patent extortion, allow me to confirm how we do things: we don’t pay out bogus claims, we sue you instead. Today was an example of that,” Grewal wrote on X-oh, the clarity! 💡

📜 The statement comes from a collaboration between the SEC’s Division of Trading and Markets and the CFTC’s Divisions of Market Oversight and Clearing and Risk. It’s part of the SEC’s Project Crypto and the CFTC’s Crypto Sprint, because why run when you can sprint? 💨

This marks the second foray into digital assets in less than a week, following the launch of World Liberty Financial’s WLFI token. One might wonder if the Trumps are building a crypto empire or just trying to corner the market on acronyms.

Ah, Ray Dalio, the sage of fiscal sagacity, took to social media platform X (formerly Twitter, because apparently even social media needs a rebrand these days) on Sept. 2 to clarify a kerfuffle involving the Financial Times. It seems they had butchered his interview like a bad haircut, omitting key bits of wisdom. Not one to let such editorial shenanigans slide, Dalio published the full exchange himself, lest the public be deprived of his musings on the dollar’s vulnerabilities. And oh, what vulnerabilities they are!

The event will unite policymakers, financial institutions, and technology leaders as the central bank signals its growing interest in digital assets and the next generation of payment systems. A true spectacle of modernity, where the old guard meets the wild west of finance. 🧠

The prelude to this grand event was marked by a dramatic 34% plunge on Binance Futures, where LINEA tumbled from $0.08 to $0.052 on September 1. Ah, the fickle heart of the market! Traders, ever cautious, braced themselves for the token generation event (TGE), their wallets clutched tightly like a miser’s purse. 💼💨

Ripple, that elusive specter known as XRP, has tested its fragile courage yet again, approaching that hallowed support line at $2.81-a level that has historically proven to be both friend and foe, a siren calling traders to either safety or doom.

A mere $300 million flees the Ethereum ETFs, a trifle, a sneeze in the grand bazaar of finance-just 1.3% of the treasure hoarded. 🏛️💨

NEAR Intents, that open-source contrivance beloved by tech enthusiasts, now boasts support for over 115 tokens-tokens like so many grains of sand in the vast desert, jostling for attention. Nearly two million swaps dance across the chains, each one a testament to human hubris and technological ambition. All this work, built upon NEAR’s formidable infrastructure, as if to say, “Look at us! We are the masters of the universe.”