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O, Solana, thou art a tragic hero, thy price tumbling 8% on Thursday, a continuation of thy sorrowful decline. The fickle crowd, who once hailed thee as a savior, now mock thy plight. 🤡

After a brief flirtation with $2.60, XRP has returned to its usual game of hide-and-seek, bouncing between $2.35 and $2.45 like a drunken butterfly. 🦋 The $2.40 threshold, that siren song of technical analysts, beckons with promises of direction-or perhaps a cruel trick. 🕵️‍♂️

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However, the major resistance that Pi token faces at $0.28 could spoil the party for the bulls. But here’s the catch: the major resistance at $0.28 is like a toddler’s bedtime – no matter how hard you try, it’s not budging. 🚫💤

Ethereum’s price is stuck like a pig in the mud just below $4,000. Meanwhile, over at Polymarket, traders are scratching their heads and placing bets like they’re at a cockfight. Will $ETH hit $5,000 or plummet to $3,000? It’s anyone’s guess, really. 🤷‍♂️

Poor XRP, once a darling of the crypto world, now finds itself among the most woeful of losers, plummeting 6.22%. One might say it’s performing a dramatic swan dive, though the elegance is lost in the splatter. 🦢💸

Flutterwave, one of Africa’s biggest payment firms, has partnered with Polygon Labs to make cross-border payments faster and cheaper. Because nothing says “faster and cheaper” like adding a blockchain middleman. It’s not a bank, it’s not a wallet, it’s a crypto conga line. 🎉

The official $TRUMP meme coin is making moves again. Or, as the rest of us are doing, pretending we understand why a cartoon dog with a six-pack is worth investing in. 🐶

The @BitwiseInvest Solana ETF set a new @NYSE record today:

Meanwhile, the cryptocurrency market, like a weary traveler, continues its descent into the abyss of bearish despair, despite the Federal Reserve’s 25 bps rate cut-a gesture as meaningful as a drop in the ocean. 🐻📉