Andrew Tate’s post questioning why MicroStrategy’s ~10,000 BTC purchase did not move Bitcoin’s price has triggered widespread debate across the crypto community. The exchange highlights a persistent point of confusion among retail traders: how can a buy of this scale take place without producing a visible market reaction? 🤷♂️
This revelation arrives via Interpretive Letter 1188, which is less a legal document and more a bedtime story for compliance officers: “Once upon a time, there was a bank that didn’t lose money… at least, not yet.”
In partnership with Aleo, the self-proclaimed guardian of secrecy, Circle embarks on this noble quest. 🛡️ Howard Wu, Aleo’s co-founder, proclaims that privacy is the elixir of adoption, the key to unlocking the hearts of the wary. Yet, let us not forget-Circle, ever the obedient servant, shall reveal all to the watchful eyes of regulators and law enforcement. 🕵️♀️ What a farce! Privacy, they say, but only when it suits the masters of the game.
“Quelle avancée monumentale dans la réforme de notre noble système financier!” s’écrie le vaillant Brian, tout en saluant la noble Dame Caroline D’Pham, qui, avec vaillance, a permis cette avancée. 🏦🚀
Even more telling, though, is what is going on off the chart. In addition to a startling +1.06 trillion net increase in SHIB on exchanges in a single day, SHIB recorded the most whale transactions since June 6 today. Higher volatility is nearly always preceded by this combination of increased whale activity and a significant inflow to centralized exchanges. Although it does not give us a clear direction, it does confirm that major players are making changes, which will soon have an effect on retail traders. 🐳💥
According to some wise folks at AMBCrypto (who apparently have a direct line to the Crypto Oracle), Monero took a little dip to $355-$360. Shocking? Not really. Rebounded? Oh, absolutely. Because, you know, Monero doesn’t do “stay down”-it does “bounce back like a rubber chicken.” 🐔💪
The 4-hour time frame reveals a tale of two candles: one hopeful, the other a sly snake striking from the shadows. The bulls, valiant as ever, are pounding against the gates of the downtrend, but the bears hold the keys. Will the price break free soon, or will it be another day of disappointment? 🤔
The market, that fickle maestro, bows to 0.136-0.140 as its sacred floor, while sellers guard 0.145-0.150 like sentinels. Beyond lies a thicket of supply at 0.16-0.18. The channel, a labyrinth of lower highs and lows, mocks each bounce with a faint echo. Momentum, weak and weary, lacks the vigor of volume to confirm its rallies. Alas, a tale of unfulfilled promises! 😔
