Cryptonews

Summary

This marks the inaugural instance of a BTC digital asset treasury (DAT) firm parting with its treasures. The move hath provoked whispers of trepidation regarding such strategies, as if the market itself were a fickle suitor.

So, Solana’s at $157, down 0.96% today and a whopping 22% this week. Ouch. That’s like realizing your ex unfollowed you on Instagram-painful and unavoidable. Since Monday, it’s been a non-stop slide, erasing all those late October gains faster than a Black Friday sale. 🛍️💨

Google just dropped Project Suncatcher on 4 November 2025, because why test AI compute on Earth when you can risk it in the void of space? 🌌 They’re partnering with Planet to blast two prototype satellites by 2027-because nothing says “scalable infrastructure” like sending TPUs on a cosmic road trip. Early tests reveal Trillium TPUs shrugged off proton-beam radiation like it was a spa day, and a bench demo hit 800 Gbps each way. Meanwhile, their dawn-dusk sun-synchronous constellation plans to form tight-knit satellite squads, soaking up solar power like a sunbathing AI. 🌞

If you thought the market was feeling spicy earlier, think again. We’ve got a full-blown bearish tumble here, and the latest sell-off has destroyed what tiny bullish hopes were left. Price broke support like a whack-a-mole and slipped below the oh-so-sacred $0.000010 mark. Volume went up, which, for those of us who learned math in high school, usually signals capitulation-meaning everyone’s just throwing in the towel faster than you can say “crisis.” 🧻📉

Now, here’s the thing: Investors are staring at a huge decision. Do you ride this out, hoping for a miracle recovery, or do you take your losses and run for the hills like your hair’s on fire?

Evernorth is built on the XRP Ledger (you know, the thing you’ve been hearing about if you’ve been anywhere near crypto), and it’s aiming to be the smoothest ride for institutions looking to dip their toes into the digital asset pool, while still keeping it all legal, safe, and snug in their compliance blanket.

The White House spin doctors, led by a most earnest White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt, have branded this pardon as the grand finale to a so-called “Biden’s war on cryptocurrency.” According to the tale, Trump emerged from the Oval Office, ever the benevolent overlord, armed with a fervent desire to right the overzealous prosecutorial wrongs supposedly committed by the previous administration.

The Bank of Canada will spend $10 million over two years (starting in 2026-2027) to “ensure everything runs smoothly,” which probably translates to “no one crashes the crypto party.” And guess who picks up the tab after that? Yep, the stablecoin issuers. Classic capitalism! 💸