Cryptonews

Chris Dixon, the chief oracle at venture capital haven a16z, contends that the chorus of critics bemoaning the current state of crypto misses the point entirely. In a fervent missive on X, he declared that those claiming non-financial use cases are lifeless-like a deflated balloon-fail to grasp the intricate dance of technological maturation. He mused that finance was always intended to be the prologue, a testing ground for blockchains rather than a final act in this unfolding drama.

Bitcoin, once proud and plump, now scrambles down a canyon wall of its own making. The $75K plateau, once a fortress, has crumbled beneath the weight of sellers. The coin’s impulsive dive toward $60K-historically a haven for hopeful buyers-now feels like a trapdoor. This region, a sacred ground where bulls once roared, now echoes with hollow thumps. Should the price rebound here, it’ll be less a phoenix rising and more a drunkard staggering home after a bar fight.

As of now, XRP is trading at a sprightly $1.4120-up by a whopping 25% from its lowest point this week! It’s keeping good company too, playing nice with other big shots like Ethereum, Bitcoin, and Solana. Such a socialite!

At its zenith, Lee’s vision of grandeur bloomed like a mirage in the desert-$14 billion worth of ETH, evaporating like morning dew under a harsh sun. Now, the carcass of that dream hangs at $9 billion, a $5 billion ghost haunting ledgers and balance sheets. Yet Lee, ever the bard of bullishness, insists the abyss is merely a stepping stone.

Global Google searches for “Bitcoin” soared with the grace of a particularly well-fed swan, as the price plunged toward $60,000 with the dignity of a disgraced aristocrat before rebounding near $70,000, erasing post-election gains with the efficiency of a well-timed punchline. On X, opinions are divided: some see rising retail interest as a bullish signal, … Read more

In a recent CNBC interview, Le offered a master’s thesis in corporate denial: “The GAAP loss is just accounting fluff. If Bitcoin plummets to $8K for five years, then we might panic. But really, who needs a cash loss when you’ve got a digital piggy bank?”

Marszalek’s plannin’ to slap this AI contraption on a Super Bowl ad, where it’ll dazzle folks between beer commercials and halftime shows. Imagine it: a machine smarter than the average farmer, but dumber than a mule when it comes to common sense. And he’s callin’ this the next big wave, like AI’s gonna roll in and wash away all our troubles. Or maybe just our jobs. Either way, it’s a hell of a gamble, and one thing’s for sure-this ain’t your grandpappy’s gold rush.

This little cryptocurrency that could climbed 20% to reach a dazzling local high of $0.42, before doing a little cha-cha back to $0.40, but hey, it’s still strutting its stuff with a whopping 14.42% gain on the daily chart! Who knew digital coins could dance?

Cardano, once a high-cap darling, has shed nearly 20% of its luster in 2026, sinking back to the murky waters of Q3 2023. The elusive $1 mark, once within grasp, now feels like a mermaid’s song-seductive but forever out of reach. The post-election cooldown has left it shivering, its dreams of glory frozen in the icy grip of the market.

The class action lawsuit (because, of course, it’s a class action-where there’s a wrong, there’s a lawyer) alleges Android was secretly chit-chatting over cell networks even when devices were catching some Z’s. Talk about overactive social skills.