SwissBorg’s Time-Lock: Foiling Wrench Wielders with Wit!
Enter SwissBorg, that bastion of European crypto ingenuity, with a solution as clever as it is timely: the “Withdrawal Protection” feature. A time-lock, you say? Ah, but this is no ordinary delay! Once activated, it binds the user’s funds in a digital straitjacket, impervious to the pleas and threats of even the most persistent ruffian. Imagine, if you will, a thief demanding your crypto keys at knifepoint, only to be met with the cold, unyielding reality of a 90-day waiting period. “Wait, what? Ninety days? But I need my loot now!” cries the bewildered scoundrel, his plans foiled by the very technology he sought to exploit. A triumph of wit over wrench, one might say!



