Dogecoin’s Secret Support Zone Exposed! 🐕💸

In a new post on X, analyst Ali Martinez, ever the sage of the digital realm, has expounded on how Dogecoin’s support is shaped by the Cost Basis Distribution (CBD). A mystical artifact, this CBD, which reveals the secrets of the market’s soul, as if the coins themselves whispered their tales to Glassnode.

XRP’s Descent: From Euphoria to Despair 🚀😢

For now, XRP clings to life above $2, but the battle is dire, the defenses crumbling like sandcastles beneath the tide. Liquidity thins, macroeconomic clouds loom, and the specter of a deeper reset dances in the shadows. A breach of this fragile line could unleash chaos, while a rebound might yet carve a path for redemption. But what is redemption in a world where hope is but a fleeting mirage? 🌀

You Won’t Believe What CME Just Did With XRP and SOL 😳

So. CME Group – yes, that CME, the one that treats Bitcoin like it’s their embarrassing cousin who showed up to the gala in Crocs – has dropped a “Special Executive Report” (fancy name for “we saw the money and panicked”). 🔥 They’re launching Spot-Quoted XRP and Spot-Quoted SOL futures. Officially. On December 15. Because nothing says “trust us, we’re regulated” like launching a futures contract two days after Christmas. 🎄⚰️