Cryptonews

According to Geoffrey Kendrick, the bank’s head of digital asset research (fancy title, much?), the real issue is that payments and other banking activities are going all “on-chain”. Because who needs traditional banks when you can have blockchain, right? Kendrick also predicts stablecoins could hoover up $1 trillion from emerging markets in the same timeframe. That’s a lot of zeros, folks. The overall stablecoin market? Oh, just $2 trillion by 2028. Casual.

Bitcoin, that stubborn mule of the financial world, has kicked up its heels and trotted back above the $88,000 mark after a week of liquidations that left traders tasting dust. But don’t let the recovery fool you-the air is thick with caution, like a saloon before the shootout. This price point has become the OK Corral of the markets: dip below it, and the sky falls; climb back, and you’re just treading the same old range.

A certain discord between price and public mood renders the present scene oddly picturesque: the coins ascend, the whales stir, and the crowd grows cautious. The question now is whether this ascent will bloom into a true current or merely pause at a dangerous edge, a mirthful farce where fortune tempts and then withdraws.

In the labyrinthine world of digital currency, where shadows dance with algorithms, a recent Chainalysis report unveils a spectacle both grotesque and mesmerizing. Global crypto laundering, it seems, has reached a staggering $82 billion in 2025, with Chinese networks (CMLNs) gracefully pirouetting to the tune of 20% of this sum. Ah, the elegance of crime in the age of technology!

Oh, the irony! The Democratic Party, with its “Digital Asset Basic Act,” tightens the screws on stablecoin issuers while simultaneously rolling out the red carpet for crypto capital. A dual-edged sword, indeed, as if they seek to both control and court the very forces they claim to regulate. How very… human.​

But this view treats the asset as a tame tech stock rather than a capricious coin with a heart of iron and a will of its own.

Key Takeaways

Kiyosaki, the literary luminary behind the tome “Rich Dad Poor Dad,” a work so seminal it has doubtless lined the pockets of many a self-proclaimed financial sage, finds himself in the unenviable position of admitting error. His other scribblings on assets and markets, one presumes, shall now be scrutinized with a jaundiced eye by his devoted acolytes.

Nevertheless, February promises a tilt of the hat and a turn in the plot, as both the grand financiers and the town’s casual gossipers tilt toward a bullish finale for Solana’s price.

But, rude awakening: the market’s giving a big, “Meh” instead of the ecstatic fist-pumps you’d expect. Sure, the big fish hoarded some bait, and prices didn’t dive off a cliff, but the room is still echoing with a total morning capitalist mood swing. It’s like pulling a power move at church- incredible redevelopment and speculation are dancing cheek to cheek while market confidence is sulking in the corner. Oh, the tension.