
Eleanor Terret, that vigilant chronicler of the congressional labyrinth, reports that the staffers-those faceless puppeteers-hope for a bipartisan miracle, a rare alignment of stars and sanity, led by their counterparts in the Agricultural sect. The true test, however, rests with Coinbase, that digital colossus whose abrupt retreat from support has cast a pall over proceedings. Their withdrawal, seemingly trivial to the untrained eye, threatens to derail the entire spectacle. Meanwhile, titans like Binance and Ripple, draped in the grandeur of Davos, express their enthusiastic support-perhaps as a courtesy or a veiled warning-adding to the chaos.