According to him, most L2s are recycling the same tired formula and adding nothing fresh to Ethereum. It’s the kind of thing you notice when you walk into a party and realize you’ve seen the same punchline five times already.
At the time of this delightful report, Hyperliquid was trading at around $34.96, up 6% over the last 24 hours, blissfully unfazed by the crypto market’s dramatic sell-off. Bitcoin briefly slipped below the aforementioned $72,000, dragging most large-cap tokens down with it, like a ship sinking under the weight of its own hubris.
Ah, Bank of America, our old friend, has taken the plunge into the waters of digital assets, reporting its exposure to XRP through an exchange-traded fund in a freshly minted regulatory filing. What a time to be alive!
Payments-focused cryptocurrency XRP is tanking fast as bitcoin’s price slide leads to broad-based risk aversion in the crypto market.
Ryan Rasmussen, Bitwise’s Director of Research and likely the only person who actually wants to be called “Director of Research,” claims that the big fish are finally swimming away from the sidelines and into the pool of cryptocurrency. With the arrival of spot Bitcoin ETFs and the ease provided by brokerage firms, it seems pension funds, endowments, and fund managers are ready to dive in. Talk about a party!
So, $9B worth of Bitcoin just vanished into the ether (not the blockchain kind). Naturally, everyone’s first thought was, “Alien abduction?” But no, the real culprit might be the looming specter of quantum computing. Or maybe it was just a whale with a really bad case of FOMO.
Meanwhile, the cryptocurrency market, ever the fickle mistress, has succumbed to renewed selling pressure, a tempest born of futures liquidations and the murmurs of unease surrounding US corporate earnings. The stock market, too, has joined the chorus of despair, as tech stocks plunge and the “Magnificent Seven” are cast into the shadows. Experian, London Stock Exchange Group, and Thomson Reuters-once pillars of stability-now lie in ruins, their declines a harbinger of broader turmoil. Advanced Micro Devices, with its disappointing forecast, has added fuel to the fire, sending waves of panic across the software sector. A comedy of errors, indeed, played out on the grand stage of capitalism.
Enter Michaël van de Poppe, the crypto whisperer, who’s like, “Yeah, Bitcoin swept the April lows, and the volume spiked harder than my coffee intake on Mondays.” Apparently, this means people were selling like their lives depended on it-classic capitulation. Oh, and the US government shutdown ended right after, because timing is everything, right?
Yes, apparently Solana could reach $2,000 by 2030. The sparkly dream, if you squint and ignore the candles on the price chart. Price dips and downturns are, apparently, just part of crypto’s stand-up routine. The real value, according to the bank, is in network usage, not yesterday’s tweetstorm.
Reports suggest Ardoino is recalibrating the company’s venture allocations. In an interview with Cointelegraph, the stablecoin giant indicated a misreading of the $20B funding plan, but stood by a lofty $500B valuation. That signals a drift from aggressive expansion into AI and data mining toward a more defensive consolidation of liquidity reserves.