Cryptonews

Ah, the tale begins with a social engineering scheme, a modern-day masquerade where hackers donned the mask of trust. A poor employee, no doubt sipping tea and dreaming of promotions, fell prey to their wiles. With a flick of their digital wrist, the attackers waltzed into the system, plucking internal files like ripe fruit from a tree. Figure insists the damage is limited, but who can trust a forensic review when the culprits are already sipping champagne on the dark web?

At the stroke of the hourglass, the native token, AAVE, hath leapt by 12% in the span of a mere 24 hours. A triumph, you say? Nay, for in this theater of the absurd, all is not as it seems. While short-term sentiment prattles on with the optimism of a fool, questions linger like an uninvited guest at a dinner party. Can this rally sustain itself, or is it but a fleeting mirth in the grand comedy of markets?

This fortuitous price movement has placed Dogecoin upon a bullish trajectory, suggesting it may indeed reach the illustrious $0.10 mark, provided its current momentum persists. The Relative Strength Index (RSI) offers a promising outlook, indicating that this meme coin is not merely frolicking but rather preparing for a grand ascent.

Despite this comedic pullback, the token is still strutting around in its “broader bullish structure,” whatever that means. (Probably just a fancy way of saying it’s not entirely doomed.) The recent dip feels more like a dramatic pause for effect rather than a full-on existential crisis. If the buyers can stop arguing among themselves and reclaim $200 with some gusto, we might just see this correction fade faster than a fad diet.

According to whispers in the marketplace, our dear Strategy now clutches a staggering 714,644 BTC, each coin costing them an average of $76,056. This month, they’ve even purchased another 1,142 BTC at a princely sum of about $78,815 each, totaling a dizzying $90 million-a pittance for a firm with such ambition!

In an age where the crypto realm aspires to wed itself to the staid traditions of finance through Real World Assets (RWAs), the foundations tremble under the weight of ambition. Marcin Kaźmierczak, the helmsman of RedStone Oracles, has cast a sobering gaze upon this union, revealing that the bloom of tokenized assets has withered sooner than the optimists had foretold.

But hold onto your hats, folks! Ethereum is still below that oh-so-important resistance level, and traders are wondering if the bearish trend is still in charge, despite all the ‘better’ news. Someone get these traders a crystal ball!

Upon reaching a fleeting zenith of $24.2 on the fateful Thursday, the 12th of February, our aquatic friend swiftly retreated by a rather dramatic 18.9%, splashing down to $19.62. Such behavior! One can only imagine traders, caught off guard, clutching their pearls in dismay.

A report from our dear friend Axel Adler shows Bitcoin has plummeted faster than a soufflé in an earthquake-from a dazzling $125,000 last October to a rather more pedestrian $66,400 today. That’s a whopping 47% drop in just four months! One might say the only thing rising faster is the anxiety levels of investors. Adler highlights two pivotal on-chain levels now shaping this delightful mess: the Realized Price, which is behaving like a shrinking violet, and the Long-Term Holder (LTH) cost basis, which continues to rise like a loaf of bread left too long in the oven.

Yorkville America Equities, the asset manager behind a merry-go-round of exchange-traded funds tied to Truth Social, has filed registration documents for two new cryptocurrency ETFs, expanding its flirtation with the digital asset bazaar.