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But wait! There’s more! 🎭 Just when you thought the show couldn’t get grimmer, enter: the short-term holders. 🫣 These brave souls-bless their impulsive hearts-rushed in like peasants chasing a carnival mirage, only to be vaporized by the cold breath of market reality. According to On-Chain Mind (yes, that’s a real name, not a rejected philosophy podcast), these modern-day Don Quixotes are now sustaining the biggest realized losses in Bitcoin’s entire checkered history. We’re talking over $900 million per day flushed into the abyss-enough to fund a small country’s espresso addiction for a decade. ☕💸

In a world where paperwork can make a dragon yawn^TM, our hero, Securitize, has somehow convinced the EU that tokenizing real-world assets (RWAs) is a thing that should be allowed. According to a press release delivered with the urgency of a herald shouting in a≬busy tavern, they’re now licensed to run this digital-securities circus across both the U.S. and EU. Fancy! 🎩✨

On a Wednesday, amidst the storm of social media posts, Glassnode shared a comparison-because who doesn’t love a good Excel chart?-showing Bitcoin’s (BTC) price and the net flows of USDt (USDT) to exchanges from December 2023 onward. They say every time USDT leaves the building-outflows, in fancy terms-Bitcoin’s price looks up, like a kid spotting candy. During euphoric days, investors seem to throw away USDT faster than old socks, knocking out $100M to $200M daily, celebrating at the peak of October’s $126K with over $220M exiting-probably to buy some more expensive coffee. ☕

As for Conor’s precious REAL token, he tried to be clever-sealing bids, dodging sneaky snipers and robots, staking rewards, the whole fancy schmancy show. But alas, the crypto gods weren’t feeling generous-raising only 39% of the target. The rest became just another digital ghost story-refunded, regretted, and retold with a snicker. The market downturn and the memecoin gloom cast their shadow, turning dreams of gold into digital dust. 💸💨<\/p>

Memecoins Might Be Down, but Are They Out?

Once upon a time, memecoins were the shining knights of crypto-riding big waves, laughing all the way to the virtual bank, endorsed by presidents and pop icons alike. But 2025 brought a big, belly-flopping crash. The parabolic rollercoaster screeched to a halt-pretty much where your patience might do, too. 🚀➡️🚧<\/p>

Some projects, even with high-profile endorsements by Donald Trump and Javier Milei (no relation to Javier Bardem, sadly), were just too good to be true. Suddenly, those rocket-like gains turned into a slow descent, leaving investors with pockets emptier than a quiz show on a Sunday afternoon. The market cap plummeted to a dismal $39.4 billion, shedding billions faster than you can say “Rug pull!” 🌪️💥<\/p>

Will memecoins rise again like a phoenix with a tiny tweet? Or are they destined to be a punchline in crypto’s endless circus? Only time will tell. Until then, keep your guards up, your snacks handy, and your funny bone well-oiled. Because this story? It’s just getting started. 🤡🔥<\/p>

S&P decided to knock down USDT’s stability score to a weak 5-yikes! Why? Well, apparently because Tether is allegedly holding too many “risky” assets and failing to open up about its reserves. The big bad culprit? Bitcoin, which now holds a bigger slice of USDT’s reserves. But, oh wait-according to S&P, if Bitcoin takes a nosedive, USDT could be in trouble. Well, thanks for the heads-up, S&P!

In a move that can only be described as either genius or desperate, Japan’s Financial Services Agency (FSA) has unveiled its 2025 Working Group report on crypto-asset reform. And let me tell you, it’s a doozy. This document lays out a radical restructuring of the country’s crypto regulations, essentially moving away from the Payment Services Act to the Financial Instruments and Exchange Act. Translation: the FSA is about to make crypto more legit, or at least try to. Because apparently, crypto has become so mainstream that it needed its own regulatory framework, and let’s face it, a little more oversight couldn’t hurt.

One thing’s for sure: they’ve got enough assets to cover their debts-even if Bitcoin turns into a meme and vanishes. According to Strategy, even at $74k, their assets outmatch debts by nearly 6 times. At $25k, it’s still a respectable double. I mean, that’s almost like having a safety net… if the net is made of cash, which it isn’t.

Une nouvelle supputation laisse entendre que si ce tendre montant de 88 800 dollars ne se hisse pas en haut du podium, cela risquerait d’attirer une pluie de profits-car, voyez-vous, les investisseurs en furie, déjà dans l’eau chaude, se préparent à faire leurs adieux, et la pression du marché enfle comme un public peu patient. 😅

On a Wednesday, as the blockchain whispered secrets to the wind, $7.7 million worth of WLFI tokens were swept into the fold, each a mere $0.16-a pittance, yet a lifeline. Lookonchain, that vigilant scribe of the ledger, chronicled the deed. A grander gesture than September’s $1.06 million buyback, where $1.43 million in tokens were consigned to the digital pyre, as CryptoMoon once sang. 🔥