According to whispers in the marketplace, our dear Strategy now clutches a staggering 714,644 BTC, each coin costing them an average of $76,056. This month, they’ve even purchased another 1,142 BTC at a princely sum of about $78,815 each, totaling a dizzying $90 million-a pittance for a firm with such ambition!
In an age where the crypto realm aspires to wed itself to the staid traditions of finance through Real World Assets (RWAs), the foundations tremble under the weight of ambition. Marcin Kaźmierczak, the helmsman of RedStone Oracles, has cast a sobering gaze upon this union, revealing that the bloom of tokenized assets has withered sooner than the optimists had foretold.
But hold onto your hats, folks! Ethereum is still below that oh-so-important resistance level, and traders are wondering if the bearish trend is still in charge, despite all the ‘better’ news. Someone get these traders a crystal ball!
Upon reaching a fleeting zenith of $24.2 on the fateful Thursday, the 12th of February, our aquatic friend swiftly retreated by a rather dramatic 18.9%, splashing down to $19.62. Such behavior! One can only imagine traders, caught off guard, clutching their pearls in dismay.
A report from our dear friend Axel Adler shows Bitcoin has plummeted faster than a soufflé in an earthquake-from a dazzling $125,000 last October to a rather more pedestrian $66,400 today. That’s a whopping 47% drop in just four months! One might say the only thing rising faster is the anxiety levels of investors. Adler highlights two pivotal on-chain levels now shaping this delightful mess: the Realized Price, which is behaving like a shrinking violet, and the Long-Term Holder (LTH) cost basis, which continues to rise like a loaf of bread left too long in the oven.
Yorkville America Equities, the asset manager behind a merry-go-round of exchange-traded funds tied to Truth Social, has filed registration documents for two new cryptocurrency ETFs, expanding its flirtation with the digital asset bazaar.
On the grand tapestry of time, SOL appears to be losing its spark, flailing after failed attempts to breach the mighty $140 barrier. The weekly chart reveals $77 as a historically reactive level-much like my aunt when she hears the word “diet.” Should the sellers decide to throw a party, deeper support lies patiently waiting at $67 and $56.
In an audacious bid to shake up the investment landscape, Truth Social-the social media playground of one Donald Trump-has approached the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) to get the green light for two dazzling cryptocurrency exchange-traded funds (ETFs). They’ve whimsically named them the Truth Social Cronos Yield Maximizer ETF and the Truth Social Bitcoin and Ether ETF. Catchy, right?
The market? Oh, it’s in full “wait-and-see” mode, like a reality TV show contestant deciding whether to trust their gut or the guy with the suspicious smile. Buyers are defending support levels like they’re guarding the last slice of pizza, while sellers are lurking near resistance like exes at a party. Neither side’s winning, so Bitcoin’s just… vibing in its $60K-$70K range. Groundbreaking.
The Bank of England has tossed a small thunderbolt into the market’s pond. Swift and Chainlink have been chosen to test, and eighteen participants stroll into the Synchronisation Lab as if entering a tea room with a timer set for a potential catastrophe.