Cryptonews

source: X

A crypto expert known as Walter Bloomberg on X has revealed that the Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong believes Bitcoin’s recent slide is temporary and is driven primarily by market psychology rather than weakening fundamentals. This is reassuring, as if the universe were a particularly grumpy teapot, and Bitcoin were its most recent tea.

On Thursday, Bitcoin, that tempestuous lover of the markets, found its footing after a brief dalliance below $66,000. It now trades at $67,000, a modest 1% rise in 24 hours-a mere flutter of a fan in the grand ballroom of finance.

As the clock struck 3:30 p.m. EST on Feb. 19, the Dow Jones Industrial Average languished at 49,349, a 0.63% descent that would have made a Russian peasant weep for joy. The S&P 500 stumbled 0.41%, and the Nasdaq Composite followed suit with a 0.47% drop. The CBOE Volatility Index, ever the dramatic flair, rose 4% to 20.41, as if to say, “Behold, uncertainty reigns!”

The U.S. inflation data, that eternal harbinger of doom or hope, looms like a specter over the market. Will it be a gentle breeze or a hurricane? Meanwhile, the analysts argue, their voices rising in a cacophony of contradictions, as if debating whether to weep or laugh at the absurdity of it all.

Now, smart contracts are like the knights of yore, valiantly protecting over $100 billion in open-source crypto assets. One would think such a hefty sum would warrant a bit more scrutiny, and indeed, OpenAI’s latest caper is capturing the attention of the masses-if only to chuckle at the absurdity of it all. Collaborating with crypto investment firm Paradigm, they’ve rolled out EVMbench, a benchmark that tests how well AI agents can sniff out, exploit, and patch high-severity smart contract vulnerabilities. Quite the tall order, wouldn’t you say?

On February 18, Grayscale Investments and Canary Capital decided to drop these fancy ETFs on us, promising investors a piece of the SUI pie along with some on-chain staking rewards. Great! They start trading on NYSE Arca and Nasdaq-perfectly legal and everything. And what does SUI do? It plummets below $0.95, dropping 40% in a month. At this rate, it’s going to need a lifeguard!

Bearish forces have wrapped their clammy fingers around Ripple [XRP] with all the delicacy of a dramatic villain, meticulously defending the overhead supply whilst gleefully selling into any hint of a rebound-like an overzealous critic at a theatrical performance, eager to rain on the parade.

The White House, that hallowed ground of American governance, will tomorrow at 9:00 A.M. ET gather a select few-crypto visionaries and bankers with pocket protectors-to ponder the existential crisis of stablecoin yields. This, according to the omniscient Eleanor Terrett, who tweets with the authority of a modern-day oracle.

The risk appetite, once a ravenous bear, now nibbles cautiously at the edges of the crypto ETF feast. On February 18th, a day as unremarkable as a third act in a Chekhov play, capital fled Bitcoin and Ether like guests from a dull party. Only Solana remained, a lone violinist in an emptying ballroom.