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Imagine this: exchanges that once waved their flashy leveraged tokens like golden flags suddenly turned tail and scampered off! Oh dear, how dramatic! They halted subscriptions, paused everything, and even delisted those shiny leveraged pairs faster than you can say “market retraction.” But lo and behold, the traders still wanted their leverage! It was as if they were craving a scrumptious chocolate cake but found only stale bread. So what did Gate do? It dove right in, arms flailing, and shouted, “Fear not, my friends! The cake is here!”

Bernstein’s latest forecast has whipped up a fresh pastry of institutional excitement: Bitcoin aiming for $150,000 in 2026.

Meanwhile, in the august halls of Bitcoin (BTC), the doyen of cryptocurrencies, the price holds steady at $70,000, a figure as unmoving as a sphinx in a sandstorm. Yet, lo! It stirs, rising to $71,123 with the grace of a sloth ascending a tree. A 3% increase, they proclaim, as if the world should pause to marvel at such a feat. Oh, the drama of it all!

The six-month delay keeps team and investor tokens locked up, as Story pivots from a general IP registry to licensing human-generated datasets for AI training. It’s like swapping a canoe for a battleship mid-voyage.

The finding points to fragile guardrails in the review ritual, through which concealed harm slips into the toolkit, like ash-grey moths slipping through a cracked window.

ASTER, the token that apparently decided naptime was over, has jolted awake from its accumulation slumber, causing crypto enthusiasts to spill their coffee and stare at their screens like it’s a magic eight ball. “Oh, it’s moving? Well, I’ll be damned,” said no one calmly.

Indeed, the activity upon this digital platform is gathering momentum with an unprecedented vigor, yet simultaneously, the disposition of the market appears to be anything but settled. It seems that sentiment is oscillating with the rapidity of a flirtatious coquette, leaving traders in a state of delightful perplexity!

Yet, as if scripted by fate itself, there appears to be a flicker of revival. Ah, but do not be deceived! This upward movement, much like a fleeting romance in a Dostoevskian novel, might merely be a short-lived affair. A recent analysis, akin to the musings of a tortured soul, suggests that this rise may be rooted in some profound, albeit cryptic, metric.

Instead, it feels more like a brief intermission in a never-ending drama, leaving investors to wonder if the plot twist is yet to come. Spoiler alert: it probably is.

Samson Mow, the indefatigable CEO of Jan3, took to the social media abyss (X) on Feb. 5 to deliver a sermon of bullish fervor. He opined that Bitcoin, “materially undervalued” as only a cryptocurrency can be, trades at levels that “fail to reflect fundamentals”-a phrase one might expect to precede a stock recommendation from a Victorian charlatan peddling alpaca socks.