Billionaire’s Bold Claim: Is Warsh the Fed’s Golden Goose?

When the news leaked that Donald Trump had plucked Kevin Warsh from his hat to replace Jerome Powell as the Fed’s top dog, the markets did a nosedive faster than a greedy Augustus Gloop in a chocolate river. Crypto? Down the drain. Bitcoin? Plummeted to a mere $81,000. Goodness me!

Crypto Expert Predicts Bitcoin’s Doom: Is This The End of the Digital Gold Rush?

According to Mr. Severino, while the rest of us are out here living our best lives, dreaming of our next crypto-cocktail party, he’s crunched the numbers and is waving a big, red flag. He claims that when you look at Bitcoin through the boring lens of traditional cycle theory and macroeconomic indicators-yawn!-the primary cycle may actually be history. Yes, history, like your last relationship that you keep swiping left on.

Crypto, Conflicts, and Comedy: Senators Roast DOJ’s Digital Blunders

Ah, the theater of American politics-where every act is a tragedy, and every player a comedian in disguise. U.S. Senate Democrats, with their quills sharpened and their indignation polished, have taken to the stage to question the recent changes in federal cryptocurrency enforcement. In a letter that reads like a Chekhovian drama, they accuse Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche of dancing between the raindrops of ethics, all while clutching his $600,000 in digital assets like a miser hoarding his last kopeck.