Bitcoin’s Agony: A Dostoevskian Descent into Crypto Madness
Behold, dear reader, the grand theater of human folly! The markets-oh, these pitiful, twitching creatures-now convulse in agony as geopolitical storms clash with the absurd uncertainty of who shall next sit upon the Federal Reserve’s gilded throne. Will it be Warsh? Hassett? Some other bureaucrat with a penchant for tightening the screws? Who knows! And yet, Bitcoin, this digital Prometheus, staggers onward, lashed by volatility, mocked by fate.



