Bank Run or Mere Bluster? $500B Flees to Crypto, Darling!

Kendrick, the doyen of digital assets research, declares that by the end of 2008-good heavens, what a year to choose!-$500 billion may flee U.S. banks as customers, ever so chic, plug their capital into the crypto ecosystem. Bloomberg reports, of course, with all the drama of a society gossip column.

The Dollar’s Last Stand: Experts Predict the End of U.S. Monetary Empire

In the grand theater of currency markets, the U.S. dollar, that once invincible titan, is now limping on stilts, its majesty fading with every policy blunder and macroeconomic catastrophe. The illustrious Devere Group, the wise arbiters of financial doom, sounded the alarms on January 28, 2026-an ominous date, indeed-declaring the dollar’s reign a relic of a bygone era, cracked and crumbling under the weight of its own hubris.

Polkadot’s Smart Contracts Are Live – So Why’s DOT Still Napping?

Yes siree, the hub is live, built right into the bedrock of the network, not slapped on like barn paint. It’s supposed to let developers build, deploy, and manage smart contracts without needing to hitch their wagons to Ethereum or one of those flashy upstarts with gym-toned whitepapers and influencer endorsements. This was meant to be the golden ticket, the thing that’d send DOT soaring like a jackrabbit with a jetpack.

The Crowd Bets Back: Coinbase Goes Nationwide on Prediction Markets

From sea to shining sea, Americans may wager on politics, sports, entertainment, and the weather of the macroeconomy, all while their crypto and equity holdings murmur in the background. The news arrived through X, after first hinting in November 2025, as if fate kept whispering and the market finally listened.

AI Cash Booms and Crypto Treasuries: The ABTC Gambit

On the vast stage of markets, money drifts away from the reckless dreams and into the old, heavy things-industrial metals and the like-hailed as the champions of the AI parade. The crowd applauds the clang of steel while the street laughs in the shadows.

Exquisite Negotiations at the White House: Crypto, Banking, and the Great Deadlock

It appears that progress on the esteemed legislation, known most grandly as the CLARITY Act, has been suspended like a lady’s fan in the presence of unwarranted scandal, chiefly owing to the growing discord between those who deal in cold coin and those who whisper sweet nothings to blockchain. The occasion promises to be as lively as a ball, with the White House’s own crypto council orchestrating the discourse among industry trade’s darlings and dissidents alike.

Wall Street’s Crypto Dilemma: A Comedy of Errors Unfolds

On Tuesday, those financial gladiators from JPMorgan, Citadel, and SIFMA huddled with the SEC’s crypto task force, grappling with the imminent fallout from a plan that sounds like a script straight out of a dystopian novel: broad exemptions for tokenized securities and certain decentralized dreams of finance.

Banks vs. Stablecoins: $500B Drama or Just a Cash Migration Holiday?

Stablecoin Galaxy Drama

According to Geoffrey Kendrick, the bank’s head of digital asset research (fancy title, much?), the real issue is that payments and other banking activities are going all “on-chain”. Because who needs traditional banks when you can have blockchain, right? Kendrick also predicts stablecoins could hoover up $1 trillion from emerging markets in the same timeframe. That’s a lot of zeros, folks. The overall stablecoin market? Oh, just $2 trillion by 2028. Casual.