DoorDash Dashes into Stablecoin Shenanigans: A Global Payout Farce!
On April 21, DoorDash proclaimed-with all the fanfare of a West End premiere-that it is building stablecoin payment infrastructure with Tempo. Why, you ask? To solve the fragmentation of global payouts, of course! “If we can get merchants and Dashers their money faster, and do that in a way that’s affordable for them, that’s a no-brainer for the entire ecosystem,” trilled DoorDash’s head of payments. How utterly sensible, yet so delightfully modern!


