Bitcoin’s Wild Ride: From $60k to $70k in a Week!

Global Google searches for “Bitcoin” soared with the grace of a particularly well-fed swan, as the price plunged toward $60,000 with the dignity of a disgraced aristocrat before rebounding near $70,000, erasing post-election gains with the efficiency of a well-timed punchline. On X, opinions are divided: some see rising retail interest as a bullish signal, … Read more

Crypto King Buys AI Kingdom for a Cool $70M – Will Robots Rule?

Marszalek’s plannin’ to slap this AI contraption on a Super Bowl ad, where it’ll dazzle folks between beer commercials and halftime shows. Imagine it: a machine smarter than the average farmer, but dumber than a mule when it comes to common sense. And he’s callin’ this the next big wave, like AI’s gonna roll in and wash away all our troubles. Or maybe just our jobs. Either way, it’s a hell of a gamble, and one thing’s for sure-this ain’t your grandpappy’s gold rush.

Cardano’s $3B Oopsie: Is ADA a Ghost Ship or a Hidden Treasure?

Cardano, once a high-cap darling, has shed nearly 20% of its luster in 2026, sinking back to the murky waters of Q3 2023. The elusive $1 mark, once within grasp, now feels like a mermaid’s song-seductive but forever out of reach. The post-election cooldown has left it shivering, its dreams of glory frozen in the icy grip of the market.

Google’s $135M Oopsie: Data Slip-Up or Sneaky Scheme?

The class action lawsuit (because, of course, it’s a class action-where there’s a wrong, there’s a lawyer) alleges Android was secretly chit-chatting over cell networks even when devices were catching some Z’s. Talk about overactive social skills.

ENS Drops Namechain as Gas Fees Plummet: A Saga of Silence and Laughter

On Friday, ENS Labs declared a change in their path: the forthcoming ENSv2 will be deployed solely on Ethereum Layer 1. In this pivot, the enterprise casts aside its own dedicated Layer 2, Namechain, as a man might set aside a costly coat when the weather grows temperate and the tailor’s bill grows longer than the road itself.

Bitcoin’s Tears: A $900 Million Sob Story Since FTX’s Grave Dance

In a missive dispatched via the modern oracle of X, the on-chain analytics firm Glassnode-those high priests of data-has unveiled the latest chapter in Bitcoin’s tragedy. The Realized Loss, that grim accountant of shattered dreams, measures the cumulative sorrow of investors as they part with their coins at prices lower than their purchase. A cruel arithmetic, is it not? Each transaction a silent confession of hope turned to ash, the difference between the price of yore and the price of now a monument to folly.