Yorkville America Equities, the asset manager behind a merry-go-round of exchange-traded funds tied to Truth Social, has filed registration documents for two new cryptocurrency ETFs, expanding its flirtation with the digital asset bazaar.
On the grand tapestry of time, SOL appears to be losing its spark, flailing after failed attempts to breach the mighty $140 barrier. The weekly chart reveals $77 as a historically reactive level-much like my aunt when she hears the word “diet.” Should the sellers decide to throw a party, deeper support lies patiently waiting at $67 and $56.
In an audacious bid to shake up the investment landscape, Truth Social-the social media playground of one Donald Trump-has approached the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) to get the green light for two dazzling cryptocurrency exchange-traded funds (ETFs). They’ve whimsically named them the Truth Social Cronos Yield Maximizer ETF and the Truth Social Bitcoin and Ether ETF. Catchy, right?
The market? Oh, it’s in full “wait-and-see” mode, like a reality TV show contestant deciding whether to trust their gut or the guy with the suspicious smile. Buyers are defending support levels like they’re guarding the last slice of pizza, while sellers are lurking near resistance like exes at a party. Neither side’s winning, so Bitcoin’s just… vibing in its $60K-$70K range. Groundbreaking.
The Bank of England has tossed a small thunderbolt into the market’s pond. Swift and Chainlink have been chosen to test, and eighteen participants stroll into the Synchronisation Lab as if entering a tea room with a timer set for a potential catastrophe.
In a dramatic plea that would make even the most seasoned soap opera star proud, U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent has called on Congress to get their act together and pass the Clarity Bill before the flowers bloom this spring.
History, that ever-reliable guide, tells us that Bitcoin generally trades 24-30% below this level during bear market meltdowns, which is just delightful! But worry not, dear reader, for we have not reached that threshold yet; hence, the grand spectacle of full capitulation remains elusive.
On a rather unremarkable Thursday in Lyon, three masked buffoons found themselves under arrest after their attempt at a home invasion went awry, aimed at the modest residence of Mr. David Princay, the illustrious leader of Binance France. The audacious break-in occurred at the absurdly early hour of 7:00 a.m., while the executive presumably enjoyed a leisurely breakfast elsewhere, leaving the thieves with nothing but two mobile phones-as if they were merely borrowing from the tech-savvy neighbor.
As dawn broke on Friday, Bitcoin, in a bold yet futile attempt, tested the illustrious $67,000 threshold before retreating like a bashful debutante. It finds itself about 1% higher since midnight UTC, while ether languishes, rising only half as much-oh, the shame!
According to the shrewd clockwork of Alphractal, Bitcoin’s Realized Cap Impulse (Long-Term) has turned negative for the first time in three years, a development that would make even the stern uncle at the tea-table tilt his head and exclaim, “Well, I never.”