The network is buzzing, but the broader market is about as stable as a three-legged chair. Still, Dogecoin enthusiasts are acting like they’ve discovered the Fountain of Youth, when in reality, they’ve just found a slightly less stale puddle. Activity, they say, is the new black. But let’s be honest: activity without direction is just a dog chasing its tail. Cute, but ultimately pointless.
On Monday’s digital parchment, the analyst CasiTrades, with the poise of a virtuoso naming every key, declared XRP pressed its lips to a Golden Pocket, drawing eyes toward a W4 relief bounce that might usher a rally to $2.50. She unfurled a meticulous Elliott Wave chart, noting a flush into the Golden Pocket near the 0.618 Fibonacci notch around $1.93, while aligning with the 1.618 Extension for Wave 3-an outcome she calls “textbook,” which is culinary jargon for something a tad too tidy for appetite and perhaps a hint of mischief.
In a recent post on X, Zhao warned users about this AI-powered scheme that’s trying to pull the wool over everyone’s eyes. As if the internet wasn’t already a hotbed of deception, right? He pointed out the offending account was using a photo of him at a BNB Chain event in Korea as its profile pic-how original!
Total crypto market capitalization has dropped to $2.58 trillion-down 2% today, because nothing says “confidence” like watching your portfolio evaporate before lunch.
At the helm of this critical chorus stands Attorney General Letitia James, flanked by a quartet of district attorneys, including the ever-punctilious Alvin Bragg. They have penned a letter to Congress, deeming the GENIUS Act-ostensibly a paragon of stablecoin regulation-a woeful failure in its duty to shield the innocent from financial mischief. With the gravity of a society matron critiquing a poorly arranged ballroom, they argue the law bestows an “imprimatur of legitimacy” upon stablecoins while allowing their issuers to evade the very obligations that might curb the nefarious activities of terrorism financiers, drug traffickers, and the most odious of all, cryptocurrency scoundrels.
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There’s always a bull market somewhere-or perhaps a bear market, depending on which side of the ledger you’ve been scribbling.
Oh, the nerve of Flare, daring to teach XRP-the token once stuck in Ripple’s never-ending courtroom drama-to play nice with DeFi. Modular lending, they call it. Fancy words for letting FXRP holders borrow assets, loop strategies, and pretend they’re Wall Street wolves without a care for the XRP Ledger’s curfew.
Vitalik Buterin, the Ethereum equivalent of a guy who just realized he’s been using the wrong app for his entire life, has decided that L2s aren’t “shards” anymore. Who knew?
Meanwhile, Hyperliquid’s HYPE token ascends with the audacity of a nouveau riche, its surge a testament to the merciless efficiency of market cycles. While ADA wallows in the quagmire of governance and ideology, HYPE thrives on the raw, unbridled energy of product innovation and trader demand. The contrast is as stark as it is ironic: one mired in the lofty ideals of decentralization, the other reveling in the pragmatic pursuit of profit.