The figure stands at 25.63% of total household net worth, eclipsing the Dot-Com Bubble high of 19.56% and the 1968 peak of 22.01%. Ah, the Dot-Com Bubble, that glorious era when everyone thought a company with a .com was a sure thing. How quaint.
The NFT sector has become a bit more discerning, like a picky eater at a buffet. Utility-led and gaming-linked projects are holding up better than the old-fashioned speculative frenzy, which was basically the crypto version of buying a pet rock in 1978.
As the astute detective Lookonchain, a modern-day Sherlock of the blockchain, revealed via X, the tempestuous firm has executed a transfer befitting a Russian novel’s villain. The destination? An enigmatic wallet, cloaked in anonymity, as if the coins were fleeing to a distant dacha to escape their owner’s greed. One might speculate it’s a prelude to selling, though perhaps it’s merely a whimsical dance of capital, akin to a peasant’s waltz at a village fair.
According to Politico, the review is expected to follow a staggered schedule, a ritual as old as the republic itself. Crypto firms may examine the revised language on Thursday, while banks, those ancient titans of finance, prepare to offer their solemn nods of approval on Friday. Yet, timing may still change, for even the gods of bureaucracy are prone to caprice.
That number now sits like a tired man on a porch step, marking the second-lowest reading since December 2020. Since the hopeful peaks of 2022, there have been 524,000 fewer openings-vanished like smoke over a field after harvest. We are back to the levels folks once called “normal” in 2017 and 2018, though nobody then thought normal would feel so uneasy later.
Once upon a time, Dogecoin was riding high. Then it crashed below $0.0932, much like Bitcoin and Ethereum, who have long been known for their healthy bouts of dramatic decline. DOGE dipped below the $0.0920 and $0.0910 support levels like a champion in the art of disappointing its fans.
On a Thursday that could have been any other day, the stable‑coin folk at Circle announced that cirBTC will soon be a polite, unbiased, hyper‑secure token. They’re aiming it squarely at over‑the‑counter traders, market makers, and the kind of lenders who love to read footnotes before signing any contracts.
Despite the bravado of multi-month highs in ETF and corporate purchases, demand hath turned as sour as a jester’s jest. Large holders, once the stalwart patrons of this crypto carnival, now flee the stage, their wallets lighter and their spirits heavier. And lo, the U.S. spot demand remains as weak as a nobleman’s resolve after a night of revelry.
Local media reported that the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the District of Connecticut, working with the FBI’s New Haven Division and Connecticut State Police, filed a civil forfeiture complaint in January 2026 against the seized funds. On March 31, 2026, the U.S. District Court entered a decree of forfeiture transferring the USDT to the United States government.
Behold, the tale of Squads, a multisig platform so secure it’s practically a temple of trust. Yet, here we are, mourning the Drift Protocol’s $270 million loss, all because some “admin access” was compromised. A direct smart contract flaw? No, no, my dear sir – it’s the human element! The frailty of flesh, the weakness of mortal signers!
