Ah! As we enter the grand stage of July’s second act, the oppressive mood of Q2 exitsstage left!and behold: an assembly of meme coins pirouetting into the limelight with all the elegance of a dancing bear. Who could have foreseen such levity following market tragedy? But that, dear reader, is crypto for you—always a farce, rarely a tragedy!
BeInCrypto (those oracles of digital caprice!) have scrutinized three meme coins most favored by the investors’ fickle applause. It seems the winds of fortune may, for now, be shifting—but as in any good comedy, a pratfall may be only moments away. 🎭
Hosico Cat (HOSICO) 🐱
Our noble HOSICO, the feline of fortune! Since yonder end of June, its value bounded upward like a tomcat chasing a laser pointer, now perched at $0.0631—up a dizzying 109%! The crowd roars approval, as though the spirit of Molière himself had invested in catnip futures.
During this majestic leap, Hosico majestically claimed a new all-time high (ATH) at $0.0775. To witness such bullish comedy—truly, Molière would have written a cat in every play were he alive for this!
Yet, let me adopt a satirical tone of caution: should sellers gather like alley cats at midnight, ready to hiss and flee, HOSICO’s triumph may turn to tragedy. Should the price fall below $0.0619, expect a dramatic retreat to $0.0486—a plot twist certain to make any investor weep into their feather-plumed hat.
Useless (USELESS) 🤡
Next, we present USELESS—a coin with a soul as empty as its promises, and yet, up 26% this week! Perhaps the true farce is not in the name, but in the investors it collects like jesters at a king’s feast. Trading now at $0.280, the coin shares its rise with its foolishly hopeful cousins.
With $0.250 as its comic stage floor, USELESS pirouettes upward as the Chaikin Money Flow (surely a drama mask in disguise!) signals a cascade of inflows. Should this continue, perhaps it will catapult itself past its former ATH of $0.309 and reach for a new star at $0.400—though most stars in crypto are mere stage lights.
Beware, for if these jesters suddenly leave the theatre (cashing out, as they do after a mediocre second act), USELESS could plummet through the stage trapdoor to $0.182, banished to the wings with dreams of glory dashed. Oh, what fools these mortals be!
Osaka Protocol (OSAK) 🎭
OSAK, after a dreadful June that would make even Tartuffe blush, has rallied by 50%, now selling for the princely sum of $0.0000000997! The audience ponders: is this the hero or merely the comic relief?
OSAK now sets its gaze upon $0.0000001090, with ambitions to promenade onward to $0.0000001240. The Parabolic SAR, lurking beneath the candlesticks, provides the support of a farce’s unseen stage hands, promising continued mischief—should the fickle crowd remain amused.
Should the wider market turn restless, a price drop below $0.0000000965 may send OSAK tumbling, pantaloons over cravat, down to $0.0000000866. Alas, such is the slapstick of crypto, where the curtain can fall at any moment!
In conclusion, dear investor, these coins prance as comedians upon the stage, each eager for your attention—and your coins. Will you laugh, weep, or simply exit before the last act? That, as they say, is a jest only you can play. 🎬😂
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2025-07-08 01:31