In a move that would make a Soviet-era economist weep into his samovar, Capital B (The Blockchain Group, ISIN: FR0011053636, ticker: ALCPB) has executed an “ATM-type” capital increase with TOBAM at €1.70 per share-a price so humble, it could only be described as a charity donation to the shareholders. This fiscal ballet raised €1.2 million ($1.4 million), which was then promptly tossed into the Bitcoin abyss to acquire 12 BTC. One can only imagine the existential dread of the BTC itself, now shackled to corporate balance sheets.
The transaction, a masterstroke of modern alchemy, swells the group’s crypto treasury to a staggering 2,812 BTC, procured for €262.1 million ($307.3 million) at an average price of €93,216 per bitcoin. For context, that’s enough to buy a small Mediterranean island-or a very confused elephant in a tutu. Capital B, ever the visionary, claims this is part of a “steady accumulation strategy,” though one wonders if steadiness includes skydiving into volatile markets with a net made of hope and caffeine. The company boasts a BTC Yield of 1,656.1% year-to-date and 28.1% quarter-to-date, a financial acrobat’s performance that netted 662.4 BTC YTD (502.7 BTC QTD) and €63.6 million YTD (€48.2 million QTD). One might say they’ve turned risk into a art form-or perhaps a high-stakes circus act. Capital B frames this as a dual focus: amassing a Bitcoin treasury while expanding subsidiaries in Data Intelligence, AI, and decentralized tech. A noble pursuit, if one ignores the faint smell of hubris wafting through the balance sheet. 🎩✨
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2025-09-29 10:58