BTC vs. FT: Pal’s Roast of “Boring” Finance & Kiyosaki’s Gun-Gold Gaffe 🚨

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Renowned investor Raoul Pal, armed with a keyboard and zero patience for Financial Times’ 🤡 act, has fired back at their crypto-bashing. The FT, still living in 2008, called crypto a playground for “madcap gamblers” and “fraudsters”—because nothing says “relevance” like shaming people for not loving cash, right? 💀

Pal, ever the charmer, dropped a truth bomb: “Bitcoin is the best-performing asset in all history.” Meanwhile, the FT is busy “Cassandra-ing themselves into irrelevancy” while pretending to be shocked by inflation. Classic. 🕯️

Raoul Pal’s Twitter Takedown: FT’s “Angry Old Man” Energy Exposed

In a tweet that could double as a Shakespearean soliloquy, Pal shared an FT article urging investors to “embrace boring assets.” Because who *doesn’t* want to trade Bitcoin for the thrill of… *checks notes*… *not getting rich?* 😂

Guns, Gold, and “Picture of a Gun” Logic

Financial guru Robert Kiyosaki, author of “Rich Dad Poor Dad” (aka the Bible for people who hate being broke), did something shocking: he *almost* endorsed Bitcoin ETFs. Almost. 🤯

“ETFs make investing easier,” he said, before swiftly undermining himself with the classic Kiyosaki caveat: “But an ETF is like having a picture of a gun for personal defense.” So, if you’re defending against inflation, better stock up on *actual* gold, silver, Bitcoin, and a real gun. Because nothing says “financial security” like a home arsenal and a side of mixed metaphors. 🔫🎨

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2025-07-25 15:14