Comrades! In this dark hour of digital capitalism, I must report to you about yet another manifestation of the bourgeois crypto-establishment. π
- Like prisoners building their own camp, MANTRA Chain unleashes 108 million capitalist dollars for their Web3 empire. πΈ
- MEF, like the Party’s Five-Year Plan, promises sustainable development (we’ve heard that before, haven’t we?) π
Just as we toiled in the frozen wastes of Siberia, MANTRA Chain has labored to create their new investment fund – the MANTRA Ecosystem Fund (MEF). Oh, what grand plans they have! 108 million dollars, comrades! Even the Party commissars would blush at such numbers. And now they parade their Dubai VASP license like a medal of valor. π
The New Economic Policy of Blockchain
For four years – shorter than my sentence in the camps – they will distribute their wealth among the “promising” blockchain projects. Like the distribution of bread in the camps, they choose who lives and who dies. Valor Capital, Laser Digital, Three Point Capital – these are their watchtowers. πΌ
They speak of “tokenization” as we once spoke of collectivization. Everything must be digitized, everything must be controlled! Property, commodities, even your grandmother’s silver spoons – nothing escapes their digital hunger! π½οΈ
Their CEO, John Patrick Mullin (surely a pseudonym worthy of the KGB), speaks with the enthusiasm of a young Pioneer about “transformation” and “implementation.” Ah, how familiar these words sound to my ears! π
The Great Purge of Traditional Finance
Gideon Daitz, like a modern-day Beria, promises “developmental assistance” – we know what that means, don’t we, comrades? π΅οΈββοΈ
And yet, in this digital archipelago, they speak of “inclusion” and “innovation.” Just as we were “included” in the great socialist experiment, now they wish to “include” all assets in their blockchain paradise. π
Remember, dear readers: in this new world of DeFi and Web3, we must keep our wits about us. For as I learned in the camps, sometimes the most dangerous words are the most promising ones. Stay vigilant, comrades! β
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2025-04-07 23:54