Blockchain gaming is having a year that’s less “crypto gold rush” and more “why did I invest in a Tamagotchi NFT?” But hey, there’s a “shimmer of hope,” according to analysts who are probably still figuring out what that means. Studios are trying to hook mainstream gamers, but let’s be real-most of us just want to play *Call of Duty* without a blockchain wallet. 😅
Q3 brought in $129 million in VC cash, which sounds impressive until you realize it’s basically the cost of a mid-tier TikTok ad. Total 2025 funding? A paltry $293 million. Compare that to 2024’s $1.8 billion and it’s like watching your dating app profile go from “hot” to “meh” in one season of *Love Island*. 🚀
Robert Hoogendoorn, DappRadar’s content guru, blames the broader crypto market-because of course he does. “Bitcoin’s up, so everything’s up,” he said, as if the blockchain gaming boom is just crypto’s latest side hustle. 🤷♂️
“That shimmer of success” is basically crypto’s version of a participation trophy. “It’s all about Bitcoin’s mood swings,” he added, because nothing says “future of gaming” like riding the same hype train as Dogecoin. 🐕
Investors Are No Longer Dumb (Yet)
Hoogendoorn dropped the mic and said developers can’t just pitch a PowerPoint and call it a day. “Show us a working game, not a PowerPoint with a dragon on it,” he said. Because apparently, “Axie Infinity 2: Electric Boogaloo” isn’t enough anymore. 🔥
“VCs still exist, but they’re not throwing money at every ‘revolutionary’ idea that smells like a college startup. Get your game together, folks!”
Sky Mavis’ co-founder Jeff Zirlin echoed this, saying investors are done funding “Axie killers” that just… die. Priorities, people! 💀
This quarter’s big wins? E-PAL scored $30M for its platform (because who *isn’t* looking for a “gaming platform”?), Shrapnel got $19.5M for a shooter (because bullets + blockchain = inevitable), and SuperGaming in India nabbed $15M to build an L3 network. Congrats to them-or is it just crypto’s version of “build it and they will come”? 🤔
Mainstream Adoption: The Holy Grail or a Mirage?
Mainstream adoption is the dream, but right now, it’s more like a mirage in the desert of Web3. Hoogendoorn said studios are struggling to attract non-crypto gamers, which is like trying to sell a snow shovel in Miami. 🌴
But Q3 2025 had “reputable projects” launching games, which is either a sign of hope or a desperate Hail Mary pass. “Blockchain gaming is at a crossroads,” Hoogendoorn concluded. Translation: “We’re not dead yet, but we’re definitely not winning.” 🚧
“Resilient amid contraction, yet hungry for mainstream breakthroughs.” (Translation: We’re still here, but please don’t ask us to explain it.)
Statista says there are 2.7 billion gamers out there. Good luck converting even 1% of them. The odds are better than winning the lottery… if the lottery was run by a sketchy crypto bro. 🎲
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2025-10-17 07:27