Global Google searches for “Bitcoin” soared with the grace of a particularly well-fed swan, as the price plunged toward $60,000 with the dignity of a disgraced aristocrat before rebounding near $70,000, erasing post-election gains with the efficiency of a well-timed punchline. On X, opinions are divided: some see rising retail interest as a bullish signal, while others call it FOMO-a maddeningly charming affliction that has driven more than one sensible person to invest in digital guppies. Volatility was fueled by deleveraging, Fed signals (a series of cryptic messages from the financial elite), and Epstein-related FUD, which, let’s be honest, is just the market’s way of saying, “Let’s all panic and then pretend we knew what we were doing.” On-chain data showed record losses, suggesting either capitulation or a fresh buying opportunity for investors-though one might argue that the latter is simply the market’s way of luring fools into the fray with the allure of a particularly dramatic opera.
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