So, Bitcoin decided to play a little game of “how low can you go?” on Monday night, slipping down to a mere $107,500. But don’t worry, it’s like that friend who always bounces back after a bad breakup—it’s managed to recover most of its losses. 🎢
Meanwhile, the altcoins are feeling a bit blue, with the once-soaring HYPE losing its sparkle after reaching dizzying heights. It’s like watching a balloon deflate at a party—sad, really. 🎈
BTC Back to $109.5K
Last Wednesday was a historical moment, folks! After a few days of dramatic ups and downs (think soap opera levels of drama), Bitcoin broke through the $107,000 barrier and soared past its January 2025 all-time high of around $109,100. It even flirted with $109,800 before being rudely pushed back down by about three grand. Ouch! 😬
But fear not! The bulls came charging back on Thursday, also known as Bitcoin Pizza Day (because who doesn’t love pizza?). BTC shot up to nearly $112,000, setting a new all-time high. 🍕🚀
Then came Trump’s tariff recommendations against the EU on Friday, which sent the market into a bit of a panic. BTC slipped back to $107,500, but like a stubborn cat, it held its ground over the weekend. 🐱
On Monday, Bitcoin decided to get its act together again, climbing to a daily high of $110,500 before taking a little tumble back to $107,500 later that evening. Classic Bitcoin, right? 🙄
As of now, it’s back up to around $109,500, with a market cap hovering near $2.180 trillion. And guess what? It still dominates the altcoins with a 61% share. Talk about being the popular kid in school! 🏆

ETH Stable at $2.6K
Most altcoins are feeling a bit under the weather today, including HYPE, which has retraced by 3.5% since its latest all-time high. SUI is also down, just like my motivation on a Monday morning. 😩
Ethereum, however, is holding strong at $2,600 after a nearly 2% increase since yesterday. BNB and TRX are also managing to stay slightly in the green, which is nice. 🌱
QNT is the only double-digit gainer among the top 100 altcoins, followed by TKX (7%), VIRTUAL (7%), and INJ (6%). It’s like a little party of winners! 🎉
The total crypto market cap is still hanging around the same level as yesterday, at about $3.570 trillion. Just another day in the wild world of crypto! 🌍

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