Bitcoin, that capricious sprite of the digital realm, danced flirtatiously with the $86,000 mark before coyly retreating, as if embarrassed by its own audacity. A grand slipped away, and the world held its breath. 🕺💸
Meanwhile, the altcoins, those lesser luminaries, paused to catch their breath after a weekend of revelry. All except SOL, which, like a determined mountaineer, continued its slow but steady ascent. 🧗♂️✨
BTC’s Reign: A Dominance Unseen Since 2021
The week began with Bitcoin stumbling, its price tumbling to a five-month low of $74,000, as if the weight of global political tension had finally caught up with it. 🌍💥 But then, like a phoenix rising from the ashes, it soared past $83,000, buoyed by Trump’s tariff reprieve and favorable CPI data. 🦅📈
Volatility, that ever-present specter, returned by week’s end, as the China-US Trade War cast its long shadow. Yet, Bitcoin, ever resilient, clawed its way back to $83,000 by the weekend, peaking at $86,000 before facing rejection. As of now, it hovers just under $85,000, a 12.7% weekly surge, with a market cap above $1.680 trillion and dominance levels not seen since 2021. 🏰💎
OM’s Catastrophic Plunge
In the altcoin arena, Mantra’s OM token took a nosedive, plummeting over 90% in a single, horrifying moment. The CEO, in a tone of resigned exasperation, blamed ‘reckless forced closures by centralized exchanges.’ 📉💔
Other major altcoins fared better, with minor losses for XRP, BNB, DOGE, ADA, TON, and LINK. TRX and SOL, however, managed to eke out gains of around 3%, with TRX above $0.25 and SOL nearing $135. ETH, ever the steady hand, gained just over 1%, standing above $1,600. 🌱📊
The total crypto market cap, unable to breach the $2.9 trillion barrier, fell by $20 billion since yesterday, a reminder that even in the world of digital assets, gravity still applies. 🌌💼
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2025-04-14 12:05