Bitcoin’s Secret Weapon: The Fourth Turning! 🤯

Bitcoin (BTC) is about to skyrocket, because apparently, the world is *finally* ready to trust a digital currency that’s basically just a fancy spreadsheet. Thanks, Fourth Turning! 📈

Market analyst Jordi Visser says people are so fed up with banks, governments, and basically everything that isn’t a cryptocurrency, they’ll throw their money at BTC. Because who needs trust when you can have a “neutral, permissionless, global asset”? 🤡

The Fourth Turning? Oh, that’s the book that claims history repeats itself like a broken record. Because nothing says “predictable” like a society that’s somehow always on the brink of collapse. 🕰️

“Bitcoin is trustless,” Visser says. Well, that’s a relief! No more worrying about whether your money is safe. Just a 100% guaranteed way to lose everything. 🚨

“I don’t trust my employer. I don’t trust the government. I don’t trust the banks. I don’t trust the currency. I don’t trust the debt. I don’t trust anything…”

Wow, that’s a lot of distrust. You’re like a conspiracy theorist with a 401(k). 🤯

Meanwhile, consumer confidence is lower than a toddler’s bedtime. Geopolitical tensions? Check. Record debt? Check. Inflation? Check. It’s like the world’s biggest game of Jenga, and Bitcoin’s the last block. 🏗️

Consumer confidence craters as most people are stuck at the bottom of a K-shaped economy

“The growing number of people on the bottom end of the K do not feel like they’re part of the system,” Visser says. Oh, I’m sure they’re *thrilled* to be part of this “system.” 🤡

A K-shaped economy? More like a “K” for “Karma.” The rich get richer, the poor get… poorer. And everyone’s just waiting for the next crisis. 🌪️

Visser points to a survey where 24% of people think their spending will stay the same in 2026. Because nothing says “optimism” like assuming everything will stay the same… forever. 🤷‍♂️

And over 60% expect unemployment to rise. Because nothing says “hope” like a future where everyone’s jobless. 🚨

So, yeah, Bitcoin’s going to save us all. Because nothing says “solution” like a currency that’s basically a giant, unregulated ledger. 📜

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2025-09-20 23:20