Well, darlings, it seems our elusive friend Satoshi Nakamoto has decided to join the ranks of the fabulously wealthy, as Bitcoin has gallivanted its way to a staggering $112,000! With a treasure trove of 1.96 million BTC, our dear Satoshi is now flaunting a fortune of $120 billion, placing him just a whisker behind the illustrious Sergey Brin. One must wonder, does he even need a wallet, or is he simply using a rather large pocket? 💼
According to the ever-so-reliable Arkham Intelligence, some of Satoshi’s wallets have been as quiet as a church mouse since 2011. With a whopping 5.2% of all Bitcoin nestled in those wallets, it seems he could sway the market with a mere flick of his wrist. Yet, those coins remain as still as a statue, leaving the crypto world in a delightful state of suspense. Will he ever make a move? Or is he just enjoying the view? 🤔
Satoshi Nakamoto now holds $120 BILLION USD of Bitcoin.
He owns 5.2% of the BTC supply, making him the 11th richest person in the world.
— Arkham (@arkham) May 26, 2025
In a rather cheeky twist, Bitcoin has now outshone Amazon in market value, strutting around as the world’s 5th biggest asset, valued at a dazzling $2.16 trillion—more than Amazon’s paltry $2.13 trillion. It appears that more and more people are placing their trust in Bitcoin, thanks to the recent debut of spot Bitcoin ETFs. Who knew finance could be so thrilling? 🎢
Meanwhile, the ever-enthusiastic Michael Saylor’s company, Strategy, has added a mere 4,020 BTC to its collection between May 19 and 25, bringing its grand total to over 580,250 BTC. Yet, in a plot twist worthy of a soap opera, its stock plummeted 7% in pre-market trading. Ah, the fickle nature of investor sentiment—truly a comedy of errors! 🎭
And let’s not forget the ever-eloquent Robert Kiyosaki, author of “Rich Dad Poor Dad,” who has thrown his hat into the Bitcoin ring, warning us against the perils of fiat currency and declaring BTC to be “real money” in a rather flawed system. One can only hope he’s not just trying to sell us a bridge! 🌉
With Bitcoin on the rise and institutions clamoring to join the party, the crypto space is entering a bold new chapter, where even Amazon finds itself left in the dust. How utterly delightful! 🍾
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2025-05-27 07:03