Bitcoin to the Moon (or Zero) πŸš€

Bitcoin, the cryptocurrency that’s been known to induce existential dread in even the most seasoned investors, recently took a bit of a tumble. But don’t worry, it’s all good now – it’s bounced back, and Michael Saylor, the founder of MicroStrategy, is feeling rather… optimistic. 😊

After BTC took a 4.33% nosedive to $103,660, only to rebound 2.35% (because who needs stability, anyway?), Saylor took to X to proclaim: “If it’s not going to zero, it’s going to a million.” Ah, the classic “it’s either going to be worth a fortune or absolutely nothing” investment strategy. πŸ€ͺ

This isn’t the first time Saylor has predicted a million-dollar Bitcoin, but the timing of this particular statement was, shall we say, interesting. It was like he was trying to distract everyone from the impending doom that is the crypto market. “Hey, look over here! A million dollars! Don’t worry about the fact that it might all come crashing down around us!” 🎩

But hey, let’s see what the crypto community has to say about all this.

Crypto Community Reacts (with varying degrees of sanity)

The market may be shaky, but Saylor isn’t. He’s predicting a million-dollar Bitcoin and investing like it. Because, you know, that’s exactly what you do when you’re a billionaire with a penchant for cryptocurrency. πŸ€‘

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2025-06-14 14:37