Bitcoin, that fickle lover, has once more slipped beneath the $97,000 threshold, casting shadows over the market’s fragile heart 💔. Fear grips the realm as over $1.1 billion in long positions are liquidated, like autumn leaves falling from a withered tree 🍂.
Now, the question echoes through the void: How low can this digital phoenix plummet? 🦅💸
Analysts Unveil Two Ominous Thresholds
Crypto sage Axel Adler Jr has unveiled two ominous thresholds, each a harbinger of potential doom 🧙♂️. The first, a fortress of fundamental support at $87K, born from a model so conservative it might as well be wearing a monocle and sipping tea 🍵. This “conservative valuation” scores 95/100 in back testing, a feat that would make even the most stoic investor raise an eyebrow 😏.
The second, a “panic level” at $74K, where emotions run wild and wallets empty faster than a magician’s hat 🎩. A descent here would turn investors into frenzied wolves, howling at the moon 🐺.
The most critical question that will concern all investors right now: how deep will the market correction go in this bear phase?
I’ve identified two critical levels:
Level 1 = $87K
Level 2 = $74KWhy specifically $87K was discussed last week when I covered the conservative…
– Axel Adler Jr (@AxelAdlerJr) November 14, 2025
Ted, the seer of markets, notes that Bitcoin mirrors the ghosts of past cycles, 2014, 2017, and 2021, where the death cross heralded sorrow ⚰️. The same pattern looms, a shadow repeating its dance 🕯️.
MicroStrategy’s Betrayal: From Believer to Sell-O-Matic 🛒
The panic crescendos as MicroStrategy, once a devout disciple of Bitcoin, now sells like a merchant hawking yesterday’s wares 🧾. They’ve offloaded 33,000 BTC, a $3.2 billion exodus, as if the blockchain itself were a cursed artifact 💀.

A betrayal so profound, it could make a philosopher weep 🥺. Will their “corporate believer” facade crumble like a sandcastle at high tide? 🌊
What Lies Beyond the Abyss?
To avert a deeper abyss, Bitcoin must reclaim the $100K-$105K zone, lest it descend into the chasms of $87K and $74K 🌌. As of now, it hovers near $97,100-a 5.8% drop, a sigh of despair 🥲.
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2025-11-14 13:53