Bitcoin Miners Panic-Sell All BTC at $65K ‘Party Pooper’ Price

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In a stunning move that would make a goldfish look like a financial genius, Bitdeer Technologies Group has decided to sell every last Bitcoin they mined this week-because clearly, holding BTC while it plummets to $65,000 is a fantastic way to build generational wealth. The company’s latest financial report reads like a breakup letter: “I’m done with you, Bitcoin. Let’s just say we’re even now.”

  • Bitdeer’s BTC holdings (pure, non-customer-related) are now “0,” achieved by selling their entire weekly output of 189.8 BTC. A feat of financial acrobatics that would make a tightrope walker blush.
  • Net BTC Added: -943.1 BTC. Because nothing says “strategic investment” like subtracting enough to fund a small asteroid mining operation.
  • Bitcoin’s current price of $65,000 is “multi-month lows,” which is just code for “this is the most expensive coffee you’ve ever had.”

In a statement posted to X, Bitdeer confirmed their BTC balance is now a glorious zero-pure, unadulterated nothingness. They mined 189.8 BTC this week and sold it all, because hoarding crypto like a sensible, long-term thinker is clearly overrated. The company’s “Net BTC Added” figure of -943.1 BTC suggests they’re now financing their mining rigs with existential dread.

This liquidation comes as Bitcoin’s price struggles to remember why it ever existed. The $65,000 mark is so low it’s practically a warning label: “Warning: Prolonged exposure to this price may cause spontaneous baldness and existential crises.” Bitdeer’s move is the mining equivalent of selling your car to pay for gas-except the car is Bitcoin and the gas is survival.

The company’s newfound liquidity strategy is as exciting as watching paint dry, but at least it’s better than holding BTC while it “consolidates” (a fancy word for “dies quietly in the corner”). Previously, miners treated Bitcoin like a lottery ticket-until the universe decided to play a joke and make the ticket worthless.

Bitdeer’s silence on future accumulation plans is the crypto equivalent of saying, “We’ll let you know when the universe stops being cruel.” For now, they’re joining the parade of miners selling everything in sight, because nothing says “confidence” like panicking into oblivion.

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2026-02-23 09:40