Bitcoin Bonanza: Strategy Scoops 525 BTC Like It’s Free Pizza!

On Monday, the brainiac behind the biggest bitcoin hoard – Strategy – announced they snagged 525 shiny new BTC coins. Yep, 525! That’s like finding a treasure chest in your backyard… if your backyard was the internet!

Strategy’s vault now holds a staggering $73.49 billion worth of bitcoin. To put that in perspective, that’s enough to buy… well, a whole lot of imaginary internet money! After teasing the crowd on Sunday like a magician revealing the bunny, Strategy’s head honcho Michael Saylor proudly declared, “We bagged 525 more BTC for a cool $60.2 million at $114,562 per coin. And boy, oh boy, our BTC yield is a juicy 25.9% YTD for 2025!” He dropped that mic over on X, probably while bragging at a party. As of 9/14/2025, these crypto crusaders are hoarding 638,985 BTC, paid for at $47.23 billion, averaging about $73,913 per Bitcoin. Somebody’s definitely playing Monopoly with real money!

Bitcoin mountain of coins

With this latest move, Saylor cements Strategy’s reputation as the heavyweight champ of the bitcoin ring, piling on coins like a squirrel prepping for winter! Nearly 639,000 BTC now packed into their digital piggy bank – and if they keep this up, Elon Musk might start requesting a spot on the guest list. No signs of slowing down, folks, because when it comes to bitcoin, these guys are hoarding like it’s a clearance sale and the world’s running out of change. 🤑🚀

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2025-09-15 16:55