Ah, mon dieu! In a week that would make even the most miserly miser blush, institutional investors have flung a staggering $2.17 billion into Bitcoin and other crypto trinkets, as reported by the ever-reliable CoinShares. Quelle surprise!
This torrent of cash marks the largest weekly deluge since October 2025, a time when the world was still sane, or so we thought.
Bitcoin, the undisputed king of this digital circus, scooped up $1.55 billion of this largesse. Ethereum, ever the bridesmaid, followed with $496 million, even as the U.S. Senate muttered darkly about the CLARITY Act and stablecoin yields.
Not to be outdone, XRP garnered $69.5 million, while other altcoins-Solana, Sui, LIDO, and Hedera-raked in their own modest fortunes, ranging from $2.6 to $45.5 million. Blockchain equities, ever the wallflower, added $72.6 million to the pot.
The week began with such promise, but alas, fortune is fickle! By Friday, $378 million had fled the scene, spooked by geopolitical tensions over Greenland, tariff threats, and the ever-present specter of policy uncertainty.
Regionally, the United States led this merry dance with $2.05 billion, while Germany, Switzerland, Canada, and the Netherlands chipped in their own respectable sums, proving that when it comes to throwing money at shiny digital coins, the world is truly united.
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2026-01-21 11:21