What to know:
- In the strange bazaar of Silicon Valley, Auradine—those conjurers of mystical computing rigs—has summoned $153 million in a Series C alchemical ritual.
- Born from the bubbling cauldron of Californian madness, they’ve also birthed AuraLinks AI, a sect devoted to the arcane art of cooling monstrous AI data centers with open-standards (because who doesn’t love a good chill?).
- This treasure haul boosted their coffers to an eye-watering $300 million, led by the mysterious StepStone Group, with coin tossed in by crypto miners like MARA (probably hoping the machines don’t revolt).
Imagine a place where bitcoin miners and AI sorcerers gather, gabbling about circuits and chips like mad poets. Auradine, that curious merchant specializing in both these crafts, has just doubled down and charmed investors out of $153 million during their latest Series C fundraising carnival.
From their Silicon Valley lair, they’ve also unleashed AuraLinks AI—an alliance sworn to banish the unholy heat that besets the next-gen AI data centers. Because overheating machines are the real villains in this cybernetic drama.
Both AI data dens and the mining crypts of Bitcoin share a secret: they guzzle energy and provoke heat like devils at a summer fair. With AI now trickling into every corner of mortal existence, talk of these cold-storage sanctuaries fills the chatter of commoners and nobles alike. This is a fortunate twist for the cryptographic guilds since the spells to tame AI data centers might just unravel the mysteries of bitcoin mining.
In words no less dramatic than a midnight prophecy, CEO Rajiv Khemani declared, “Our dalliance with Bitcoin and AI forks at the crossroads of technologies destined to remake computation and energy elixirs for decades hence.” How poetic, if only the machines were listening.
The haul of funds, now swelling Auradine’s treasure vault to a grand total of $300 million, is chiefly orchestrated by the cryptic StepStone Group, with additional tithes from the likes of MARA the bitcoin miner, the rebellious Maverick Silicon, Samsung Catalyst Fund’s alchemists, and Qualcomm Ventures’ conjurers. One wonders if the machines will soon demand their share… 🤖🔥
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2025-04-17 12:13