Big Week? More Like Big Confusion! Bitcoin & Ethereum Head to London Stock Exchange 🤯

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In major news, U.K. retail investors will be able to access Bitwise crypto ETPs referencing Bitcoin and Ethereum on the London Stock Exchange from Oct. 21, following the FCA’s decision to lift its retail access restrictions. Oh, the humanity! Finally, the FCA has lifted their restrictions. Wait, did they really? Or is this just another crypto fad that’ll crash by next week? 🚀💸

Bradley Duke, Managing Director and Head of Europe at Bitwise, spotlights this milestone in a recent tweet: “Big week this week for UK retail investors. From tomorrow morning, UK retail investors will be able to trade, once again, Crypto ETPs. In preparation for this, Bitwise has 4 ETPs ready.” The “direction of travel is clear for crypto,” Duke added. Oh, “once again”? Did they have a previous time where they could trade? Or is this just another “big week” that ends in tears? 🤡

Big week this week for UK retail investors! From tomorrow morning UK retail investors will be able to trade, once again, Crypto ETPs. In preparation for this, Bitwise has 4 ETPs ready.

Direction of travel is clear for crypto.

– Bradley Duke (@BradleyDukeBTC) October 20, 2025

A new rule from the Financial Conduct Authority (FCA), which took effect on Oct. 8, now allows retail investors in the U.K. to buy crypto exchange-traded notes (cETNs). The FCA had prohibited retail access to crypto ETNs in 2021, citing investor protection concerns, but has recently lifted the ban, allowing access provided the ETNs are listed on recognized, FCA-approved U.K.-based exchanges. Oh, so they banned it for protection, then allowed it again because…? Maybe they finally realized that crypto is just another way to lose money? 💸

Big week ahead

Bitwise crypto ETPs referencing Bitcoin and Ethereum on the London Stock Exchange: two Bitcoin ETPs, one Physical Ethereum ETP and one Ethereum Staking ETP would be tradable starting from Oct. 21. Oh, so now you can trade Bitcoin and Ethereum like they’re stocks? Or is this just another way to get scammed? 🧐

These listings for Bitwise mark the first time U.K. retail investors can gain exposure to Bitcoin and Ethereum through exchange-traded products listed on a U.K. Recognised Investment Exchange (RIE), coinciding with the Financial Conduct Authority’s (FCA) decision to remove restrictions on retail access to crypto ETPs. Finally, the FCA is allowing people to invest in something that’s as stable as a house of cards. 🏗️

The launch of the four products gives retail investors access to the four Bitcoin and Ethereum ETPs, which Bitwise listed on the London Stock Exchange in April. This follows a similar move by BlackRock, 21Shares and WisdomTree, whose ETPs have begun trading on the London Stock Exchange, in line with the lifting of the ban. Oh, so now even BlackRock is jumping on the crypto bandwagon? I guess the only thing more predictable than a crypto crash is the number of companies trying to cash in on it. 🧠💰

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2025-10-20 17:09