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Now, of course, this is the “bull case,” the shining beacon of hope in their forecast. But, just to be real (and slightly depressing), they also predict a “base case” of $181,000, and-hold your horses-an ominous “bear case” of just $82,000. A little dramatic, don’t you think? Talk about a rollercoaster ride. 🎢
A 22% drop from August’s $163 million carnage, yet the number of breaches climbed like a drunkard to a bar-proof that cryptojacking’s not cooling, just getting creative. The ecosystem’s a sieve, and hackers? They’re just sipping through the holes. 🍷
In a bold move on X (yes, let’s just pretend that’s what we call Twitter now), she released an AI-generated video promoting the magnificent MelaniaMeme as the “path into the future.” Spoiler alert: the future apparently doesn’t include addressing those pesky questions about where the millions have gone. 🤷♀️✨
Such flamboyant maneuvers have certainly caught the eye of our esteemed analysts, who, like eager watchers at a dog show, are panting with the anticipation of further gains should key levels remain intact. But let us not get ahead of ourselves! 🎩
Altcoins? They’re hotter than a Brooks’ comedy sketch! Tokens like Zcash and Monero posted double-digit gains, while Plasma’s XPL token took a nosedive. It’s a crypto rollercoaster, folks-buckle up! 🎢
XRP has been seen wiggling its way up 4.5% in the last day, much to the delight of buyers who’ve been as eager as a child at a candy store. 🍬 Nasdaq-listed VivoPower International PLC, that shrewd investor, raised $19 million through an equity offering, with the proceeds funneled into expanding its XRP holdings. 🏦 The company issued new shares at $6.05 each-pricier than its last closing price, which makes one wonder if they’re selling gold or just hot air. 🧙♂️
Crypto, however, is playing it cooler than a cucumber at a garden party. Bitcoin’s bobbing about between $114,000 and $116,000, as if it’s all just a jolly game of tennis, while Ethereum’s holding steady near $4,300. Total digital-asset capitalization? Still above $4 trillion, old sport, though the altcoins are doing their best impression of a defensive hedgehog. 🦔
Of course, it’s not all sunshine and rainbows. Ethereum’s on-chain data is showing that the ‘Liveliness’ metric is on the rise-basically, a fancy way of saying the long-term holders are cashing out. Big surprise, right? These LTHs hold the market’s power like a toddler clutching their last candy, and their selling can send the price down faster than you can say “FOMO.”
Per the latest jubilant bulletin, the conjoined choreography envisages a sparkling debut on the illustrious Nasdaq ball in Q1 2026, pending perfunctory nods from regulatory maestros and capricious shareholders. AVAT embarks upon this effort with a charmed AVAX purchase, benefiting from an almost enchanted 18-month season of priority on sales to U.S. treasury coteries courting the enigmatic Avalanche Foundation.
Futures Netflow has taken a rather decisive tumble to -14.81M, and the retail chaps are selling with an enthusiasm one usually reserves for discounted champagne. 192M WLFI more selling than buying, you see. Rather gloomy. It’s all pushing the poor token towards the $0.186 support, which, frankly, sounds dreadfully uncomfortable.
