jpyxx Buterin’s latest lesson? “Oh, you’re annoyed your contract won’t fit in a tweet? Good. Now imagine a malicious actor deploying a contract the size of War and Peace. Boom-network slowdown! 🤷” He explains that without size limits, Ethereum nodes would become digital equivalents of a toddler’s sock drawer: overflowing, disorganized, and a fire hazard.
This here pilot project, announced with all the fanfare of a Tuesday afternoon nap, was a tag-team effort with Wavebridge (them blockchain cowboys), Aaron Group (wallet wranglers), and Global Money Express (cross-border cash slingers). They had foreigners convertin’ their stablecoins from overseas wallets into digital prepaid cards faster than you can say “Kimchi Premium.” 🌶️💳
Now, let us turn our gaze to the wise sages at Santiment, who have diligently analyzed the recent on-chain data. They reveal, with furrowed brows, that the sentiment surrounding XRP has slipped back into the realm of negativity. A veritable tragedy! Yet, this may also be seen as a silver lining-much like finding a gold coin in a pile of old socks-suggesting that such bearish sentiment could herald a robust price surge in the near future.
According to a GitHub post, ZKsync has outgrown the EVM’s narrow frame. Interop transactions and cross-chain bundles now dance beyond the reach of Etherscan’s grasp, like a river breaking free of its dam. The protocol demands a mirror that reflects its true form-a native explorer, not a tired echo of the past. đź§
“What ho!” cried VanEck, with a flourish of their quill, “the DATs have been on a bit of a spree, adding 42,000 BTC to their coffers from mid-November to mid-December. That’s a jolly 4% uptick, and their largest accumulation since July 2025, when they bagged a whopping 128,100 BTC. Top hole!”
As we limp into the final stretch of 2025 (because let’s face it, this year has been a wild ride 🎢), the big question is: Will BTC bounce back like a champ, or are we in for more financial heartbreak? 💔💰
The long-awaited Ethereum-led altseason of 2026 lies in tatters, a dream deferred by the cruel hand of market whims.
“Bitmine continues to add steadily to its ETH holdings, adding 98,852 ETH in the past week, and Bitmine holdings now exceed the crucial 4 million ETH tokens,” said Bitmine Chairman Thomas “Tom” Lee in an official press release. A declaration as dramatic as a witch’s spell. 🧙‍♂️
Aave is tearing itself apart. And the crypto world is watching closely, because nothing says “excitement” like a $10M battle over who owns the brand. 🧠💥