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A significant piece of the puzzle behind Pi’s lackluster performance is its vanishing fish-a whale that had been frolicking in its waters with 383 million Pi tokens worth over $100 million. This whale decided to take off ten days ago, leaving in its wake a forking path that nobody seemed ready to explore. In a realm where liquidity is akin to finding water in a dromedary’s saddlebag and exchange listings are as sparse as an Agda the Barbarian conspiracy, losing a whale is the equivalent of a zombie apocalypse.

Resistance at $0.4090, naturally. And a Supertrend, stubbornly refusing to be impressed and remaining ‘bearish,’ the old spoilsport. The ADX, a mere 18, whispers of momentum as weak as a kitten’s sneeze. $0.5150? A fantasy, I assure you. A cruel joke played by the market on the hopeful.

Ah, what a spectacle! ETH saw a sudden spike in speculative interest after Fusaka came crashing into the scene like a bull at a ballet.

In this grand theater of finance, the likes of DeFi and AI stand basking in the limelight, while those pitiful RWAs, DePIN, NFTs, and GameFi shamble off stage, whispering sweet nothings to empty pockets. Perhaps aligning oneself with the titans of industry is the sole salvation for hopeful creators chasing fresh inflows? ⚡

The Bitcoin-believin’ Cruz was the sole senator scramblin’ like a cartoon villain to block Democrat Senator Ron Wyden’s bill – Senate Bill 2850 – on Wednesday, claimin’ without data, how do ya keep locked-up pervs away from kiddos? It’s like sayin’ without maps, explorers would get lost… but wait, they do anyway! 😂

Sharps Technology has just unveiled plans to buy back up to a whopping $100 million of its outstanding common stock. That’s right, they’re not messing around. It’s all about pushing shareholder value and dabbling in the digital assets world with Solana, which sounds like a fancy way of saying, “We want to make money AND be cutting-edge.” 💰🔗

FG Nexus (Nasdaq: FGNX, FGNXP) has embarked on a pact with Securitize to invite investors to hold common shares as tokens on Ethereum’s blockchain. Yes, the very same shares, but now wrapped in code rather than paper-because apparently paper stock certificates were just too passé.

On Oct. 2, 2025, the crypto leaderboard resembled a masquerade ball, where assets paraded their gains like nobles at a gala. Zcash, the enigmatic dancer, twirled into the spotlight with a 37.74% climb to $130.92, its $1.27 billion in trades a siren song for the uninitiated. 🎭

In a world where the relentless march of time knows no bounds, the CME Group, a titan among institutions, has proclaimed its intention to offer around-the-clock trading for its cryptocurrency futures and options markets. A bold stride, indeed, to align itself with the eternal vigil of the crypto markets, where sleep is but a distant memory. 😴

The first batch of Morpho Vaults is set to drop in Q4 2025 (yes, you read that right-2025, not a typo). Users can finally earn yield or borrow against their holdings, all while rates adjust themselves like a self-aware spreadsheet. 🧮 DeFi lending, meet your new blockchain audience. Blockchain audience, meet DeFi lending. Now kiss. 💋