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Behold, the 13F filing-a ledger of despair and hope-reveals Duquesne Family Office’s purchase of 4,619 shares of MercadoLibre (MELI). A mere $11.09 million, a drop in the ocean of their $4.06 billion portfolio. Yet, the siren song of growth lures them deeper. 📈
Now, let’s get down to brass tacks. Bitcoin and Ethereum prices are taking a nosedive, thanks to some hefty selling from the BTC and ETH ETFs. According to some fancy data from Arkham, BlackRock-yes, that giant behemoth of an asset manager-decided to deposit a staggering 2,292 BTC (worth about $200 million) and 9,976 ETH (a mere $29 million) into Coinbase yesterday. Why, you ask? Well, it seems they’re looking to part ways with these shiny coins. This marks the second time this week they’ve sent such riches to Coinbase, presumably to lighten their load. 💰
In his fervent missive, aptly titled “Let’s Eradicate the Poison Scams,” Zhao proposes that wallets don their armor against deceit. He envisions a world where blacklists reign supreme, where users are notified or halted in their tracks before they unwittingly become the stars of their own financial misadventure. And lo, the Binance Wallet already takes such noble measures!
And even the fortunate few who dared to briefly graze the heavens soon found themselves plummeting, tumbling into a melancholy red, despite the general air of… well, let us call it ‘optimism’ elsewhere. Such is the cruel irony of the market – a fleeting dance of illusion.
Tether froze $3.3B in crypto assets, 30x more than Circle’s $109M, using proactive methods like freeze, burn, and reissue. 🐐💸
Exodus Movement, that self-proclaimed guardian of self-custody, joins hands with MoonPay and M0 to birth a U.S. dollar-backed stablecoin in the early days of 2026. A triumvirate of ambition, if not audacity. 🌍💼
They launched with a fanfare that would make a royal wedding look understated. There was a token sale, an airdrop (which caused a bit of a digital dust-up, apparently), and lots and lots of excited chatter. Nearly 150,000 people were poking around in the early days, processing transactions, and generally kicking the tires. Problem is, like a New Year’s resolution, the enthusiasm didn’t last. 🗓️
Just as the final snowflake of momentum returns to the XRP ecosystem, a crypto oracle named CryptoQuant whispers that exchange reserves are dropping, emboldening holders to puff on their virtual cigars and declare, “Ah, a turning tide!”
Indeed, these venerable institutions have taken a most progressive step forward in establishing legislative proposals for the regulation of virtual-asset dealers and custodians. Furthermore, they have opened a lively new discourse on the proposed regimes for advisory and management services, all whilst maintaining their delightful mantra of “same business, same risks, same rules.” Surely, they must have been inspired by the classics! 📚
Don’t go buying a yacht just yet, though. This isn’t a rally call-it’s more like a setup for a holiday rom-com where the underdog finally gets the girl (or the bull run). If buyers show up with their eggnog and wallets, we might have a story here. 🍸
