jpyxx In their October 3 announcement, Coinbase called the NTC a “natural extension” of their custody business. 🥱 Sure, because what’s more natural than holding billions in assets and then saying, “Hey, let’s do banking too!” Genius. Or chaos. Potato, potahto.
Crypto is officially the new carnival in town, and Brazil is dancing to its tune. Even with regulatory samba steps trying to keep up, the country’s crypto adoption is hotter than a Rio summer. 🔥
The decision marks a major win for Yuga Labs and provides long-awaited legal clarity for the NFT industry. It’s like finding a $20 bill in an old pair of pants-unexpected, but very welcome. 💸
Key resistance sits at $3.50-$3.60; with structural resilience, strategic accumulation, and HODLer conviction, XRP could be positioning for a June-July style 75% Q4 rally. A tale of hope, perhaps? 🧠
The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), that ever-dramatic institution, finds itself at a crossroads. Enter Chair Paul Atkins with *Project Crypto*, a supposedly revolutionary effort to modernize securities law for digital assets. Naturally, this happens while the government is shut down, leaving 92 crypto ETF applications in the regulatory freezer. Progress? Halting. Timing? Impeccably terrible. 🙃
“Coinbase is taking a significant step in expanding our business capabilities and regulatory oversight beyond the existing framework, paving the way for innovation and growth in building a modern financial system powered by digital assets,” Coinbase said in a statement on Friday. 🤯
Ah, the sweet symphony of tech and finance-two fields that were never meant to dance together but are now locked in an elegant waltz. Coinbase (Nasdaq: COIN), ever the progressive platform, has just made its move. On October 3, they announced that their subscription service, Coinbase One, is now integrated into Samsung Wallet for Galaxy users in the U.S. Over 75 million device owners now find themselves bathed in the luxurious glow of crypto accessibility. But don’t worry, this isn’t the end of the road; it’s just the beginning. Soon, the whole world will be living the high life too.
A chaotic brew of whale hoarding-those leviathans of greed-waning volumes like fading prayers, vendor predominance, and the slippery liquidity conspire against Cardano’s quest for salvation. Oh, the human folly!
On Thursday they admit the keys of the validators have turned, and more than a hundred contracts have migrated to sturdier wallets. They recovered 4.6 million BONE from the thief’s own contract, as if plucking a stubborn moth from a candle’s stubborn flame.
MultiversX, formerly known as Elrond (yes, they rebranded like a reality star changing names for clout), announced this wild ride in November 2022 at the xDay event in Paris. 🥖 And let’s not forget their side hustle, xMoney, which in September 2025 decided to migrate tokens from UTK to XMN, effectively diluting holders by 30 or 10 times. 🤑 Because why not add insult to injury? 😂
