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This week, everyone found themselves nodding earnestly at Solana’s role in tokenized markets, after Hougan proclaimed it “the new Wall Street.” Spoiler alert: It’s still not located on actual Wall Street, but who needs geography when you’re dreaming big?
It appears, from various whispers and half-heard conversations, that OnePay has partnered with Zerohash-an establishment that specializes in custody and settlement services for digital assets. This, of course, suggests that OnePay shall rely on the support of external infrastructure rather than attempt the Herculean task of building everything from scratch. A wise decision, no doubt. For as we know, even the most splendid of empires require assistance now and again. 🏰
If you thought Ethereum was gonna coast through the week like it’s on a beach vacation, think again. The daily chart is sending mixed signals-like a bad first date. We’ve got a V-shaped rebound from $3,820, which is cute, but high volume there? Probably just institutional wallets circling like vultures. 🦅💰
Ah, the world of crypto-where even token sales feel like blockbuster movie deals. Enter World Liberty Financial (WLFI), a Trump-affiliated crypto project, flaunting its latest stunt: a $0.25 token sale to Hut8. Yes, you heard that right-locked tokens, no dilution, no new issues, just pure financial wizardry. And guess who’s at the table? None other than Hut8, North America’s mining mogul. It’s a deal that smells like growth for WLFI, but also reeks of corporate strategy at its finest.
According to Glassnode, last week’s record options expiry cleared out a gee-golly backlog of contracts, effectively “resetting” open interest. With the chalk wiped clean, new positions show traders ditching downside hedges and leaping into upside bravado as Q4 begins.
In their October 3 announcement, Coinbase called the NTC a “natural extension” of their custody business. 🥱 Sure, because what’s more natural than holding billions in assets and then saying, “Hey, let’s do banking too!” Genius. Or chaos. Potato, potahto.
Crypto is officially the new carnival in town, and Brazil is dancing to its tune. Even with regulatory samba steps trying to keep up, the country’s crypto adoption is hotter than a Rio summer. 🔥
The decision marks a major win for Yuga Labs and provides long-awaited legal clarity for the NFT industry. It’s like finding a $20 bill in an old pair of pants-unexpected, but very welcome. 💸
Key resistance sits at $3.50-$3.60; with structural resilience, strategic accumulation, and HODLer conviction, XRP could be positioning for a June-July style 75% Q4 rally. A tale of hope, perhaps? 🧠
The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), that ever-dramatic institution, finds itself at a crossroads. Enter Chair Paul Atkins with *Project Crypto*, a supposedly revolutionary effort to modernize securities law for digital assets. Naturally, this happens while the government is shut down, leaving 92 crypto ETF applications in the regulatory freezer. Progress? Halting. Timing? Impeccably terrible. 🙃
