jpyxx The chart, which looks like it was made in Excel by someone who just discovered the “bold” button, shows what we all suspected: most XRP wallets are holding amounts so small they couldn’t even buy a decent cup of coffee ☕. Meanwhile, the big fish are lounging in their Scrooge McDuck vaults, laughing all the way to the bank.
January has perennially been a generous suitor for Solana. Its average yield-near 59%-dresses to impress, flaunting gains around a more modest median of 22%. Indeed, this pattern becomes more sharply defined when the red of December bids adieu.
It appears the spirited fluctuations of Bitcoin may be entering a more subdued period. Mr. Hougan suggests a notable shift-a departure from the boisterous cycles of yore. One might anticipate a more temperate, and dare I say, reliable performance for those investors of prudent disposition. 😏
Shiba Inu, that loyal hound, now faces four walls instead of one. Its price, a weary traveler, drifts toward lows, met by resistance that mocks every hopeful leap. ⚖️
While the Selic rate soars like a hawk at 15%, Brazil’s central bank clutches its monetary reins with the desperation of a horseman in a desert. Yet, the IMF, that self-appointed arbiter of global finance, declares the system “resilient.” One might laugh-if the stakes weren’t so high. Credit markets hum along, crypto surges, and the people, ever pragmatic, trade their bolsonaro for blockchain. 🤷♂️
SHIB’s price has nudged upward by a modest 2.27% since yesterday, as if whispering, “Maybe the chaos has a silver lining,” or perhaps it’s just playing hard to get.
ADA, that fickle sprite, danced at $0.37-flirting with $0.376 before coyly retreating. Two days of gains since Dec. 26! A rebound! A miracle! Or perhaps just traders waking from their eggnog comas. 🥴
On a sleepy Saturday morning (because who works in crypto), EmberCN revealed that BitMine’s not just holding ETH – they’re actually trying to make some cash from it by staking. They dropped 74,880 ETH (~$219 million) into the PoS contract – as if they can’t get enough of that digital gold. Not finished yet, oh no! They went back and doubled down with another 79,296 ETH (~$232 million). All in for a total of around 154,176 ETH (~$451 million). Just casually funding their crypto empire, no big deal. 💸
And let us not forget the precious metals, those glittering darlings of the doomsayers. Gold, the eternal hedge against humanity’s follies, soared 75%, while silver-that oft-overlooked sibling-staged a coup, becoming the third-largest global asset with a 172% surge. One might say it’s had its moment in the sun, though one suspects it will soon return to its quiet corner, nursing a hangover. 🍾✨
The Binance Coin (BNB) token, once the darling of the crypto ball, now languishes at $856-a staggering 40% plunge from its yearly peak. This tragic fall coincides with the broader crypto market’s descent into chaos and the coin’s increasingly dismal metrics. 🕳️
