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According to the ever-reliable crypto.news (because who needs peer-reviewed research?), ICP briefly flirted with $4.78 before settling at a more modest $4.66-still a staggering 79% up since January, proving once again that crypto math operates on its own special logic.

One cannot help but marvel at this turn of events-a forlorn Dash, ever until now lurking in anonymity, seemingly gaining unexpected stardom. The murmurs of increased demand for privacy coins echo through the markets, as the coin playfully steals the spotlight, elbowing its way ahead with newfound ambition.

In a rather informal note upon the social platform X, Mr. Mullin divulged that the company, which dabbles in the rather fashionable realm of real-world assets through its Layer 1 blockchain, shall embark on the unfortunate venture of reducing its staff across various teams. This most distressing decision followed months of what one can only imagine were fervent discussions, as efforts to curtail expenditure and streamline operations failed to align with the harsh realities presented by the current market conditions.

And who among us shall interpret this miracle? Behold, Garret Bullish-the so-called “White House whale”-a title that sounds less like finance and more like a minor villain from a Cold War cartoon 🐳. He of the legendary October short that made him millions (or so he says, and who among us can verify such things behind the Great Blockchain Firewall?). Now he emerges, not with bread, but with prophecy: ETH shall rise to $5,413. Not $5,414. Not $5,412. $5,413. Such precision! One wonders if he received the number in a dream from Lenin himself.

Initially, Dogecoin took a tumble after it couldn’t push through the gate at $0.1520, akin to some folks who can’t quite muster the moxie to cross a creek. It faltered below the $0.150 and slipped under $0.1450. Somehow, it skidded along toward the 50% Fib retracement, finding solace near the $0.1420 support, much like an old bone forgotten but eventually remembered.

In whispers that echo from secret conclave to the corridors of influence, Pakistan has entered an agreement with a sprite of World Liberty Financial to toy with its USD1 stablecoin for international payments. This charm involves collaboration with the State Bank of Pakistan and aims not to cavort recklessly as some impromptu crypto caper but to waltz within a regulated framework,

At 6:47 p.m. on Jan. 14, bitcoin is trading near $97,039-close enough to the $98,000 peak that you’d think it was trying to touch the sky, but like a stubborn mule, it’s just bouncing. The price isn’t crashing; it’s just finding its balance, like a tightrope walker who’s had a few too many drinks but refuses to fall. The recent surge has slowed to a shuffle, but the trend remains all about consolidation-not a sign of a crossroads, just a pause to catch breath. 🤷‍♂️

He warned the Senate Banking Committee’s draft “breaks key parts of market structure” and could unleash risks for tokenized equities, DeFi, stablecoins, and open crypto markets-like handing a dragon a key to the candy vault. 🍬🐉

Thus unfolds the drama:

Le prix du Bitcoin s’est envolé comme un cigare après un bon verre de champagne, principalement parce que les petits investisseurs, ou plutôt, les moutons du troupeau crypto, ont capitulé en renonçant à leur précieux, tandis que les Baleines, ces géants parmi les géants, réclament de plus en plus de leur part du marché. Selon Santiment, plus de 47 000 BTC ont été lâchés durant ces trois derniers jours-là – une fuite digne d’un spectacle de comédie. 🐑🐳