jpyxx So, our dynamic duo-Zama and KKRT Labs-has agreed to pause their Netflix binges and accelerate the scalability of the Zama Protocol. Just picture it: the duo is aiming for the sky, hoping to squeeze out 10,000+ confidential transactions per second on beloved public chains like Ethereum and Solana, while the rest of us are still figuring out how to transfer our breakfast money to a friend. Talk about a tech advantage! 🚀
In a press release slicker than a greased pig, Hinkal announced its Invisible Wallet, a contraption designed to keep your digital dealings under wraps. Georgi Koreli, the big cheese at Hinkal, quipped, “Privacy’s a right, not a privilege. You wouldn’t hand your bank statement to a stranger, so why let your crypto transactions hang out like dirty laundry?” 🤔
Last month’s chaos was all about leveraged futures blowing up like overcooked popcorn. Now it’s the spot market’s turn to play pin-the-tail-on-the-bear-market 🎯. Spoiler: The tail is winning.
Julio Moreno, the high priest of CryptoQuant’s research, declared with all the gravitas of a Shakespearean tragedian: “It was the final confirmation to the start of the 2022 bear market.” One can almost hear the doom-laden echo of his words as he added, “The price needs to cross back above it quickly.” 🏃♂️💨
This marks the inaugural instance of a BTC digital asset treasury (DAT) firm parting with its treasures. The move hath provoked whispers of trepidation regarding such strategies, as if the market itself were a fickle suitor.
So, Solana’s at $157, down 0.96% today and a whopping 22% this week. Ouch. That’s like realizing your ex unfollowed you on Instagram-painful and unavoidable. Since Monday, it’s been a non-stop slide, erasing all those late October gains faster than a Black Friday sale. 🛍️💨
Google just dropped Project Suncatcher on 4 November 2025, because why test AI compute on Earth when you can risk it in the void of space? 🌌 They’re partnering with Planet to blast two prototype satellites by 2027-because nothing says “scalable infrastructure” like sending TPUs on a cosmic road trip. Early tests reveal Trillium TPUs shrugged off proton-beam radiation like it was a spa day, and a bench demo hit 800 Gbps each way. Meanwhile, their dawn-dusk sun-synchronous constellation plans to form tight-knit satellite squads, soaking up solar power like a sunbathing AI. 🌞
If you thought the market was feeling spicy earlier, think again. We’ve got a full-blown bearish tumble here, and the latest sell-off has destroyed what tiny bullish hopes were left. Price broke support like a whack-a-mole and slipped below the oh-so-sacred $0.000010 mark. Volume went up, which, for those of us who learned math in high school, usually signals capitulation-meaning everyone’s just throwing in the towel faster than you can say “crisis.” 🧻📉
Now, here’s the thing: Investors are staring at a huge decision. Do you ride this out, hoping for a miracle recovery, or do you take your losses and run for the hills like your hair’s on fire?
