jpyxx The Aave community has spoken, and they’ve said, “Yeah, sure, let’s do this.” The V4 upgrade got the green light after months of discussions that probably involved more coffee than a Starbucks warehouse. Now, Ethereum mainnet activation is just around the corner, assuming the corner isn’t too far away.
Leading the charge was none other than BlackRock’s iShares Bitcoin Trust, flaunting its audacious $160.8 million like a peacock at a garden party. Meanwhile, Fidelity, feeling rather generous, added a modest $41.7 million to the mix, while poor dear Grayscale experienced a rather unfortunate $25.9 million in outflows. One can only imagine the tears shed over those lost coins!
But hold your horses, because lurking beneath this shiny exterior is a tale of woe. On-chain data is here to ruin the fun, showing that transaction throughput and daily active addresses are flailing about lower than a limbo champion at a retirement home. So we have to ask ourselves: Is this rally a sustainable joyride or just a quick pit stop on the highway to heartbreak?
On a rather ordinary Monday-because who doesn’t love a bit of excitement on the dullest day?-Strategy unveiled their latest treasure acquisition. They splurged a jaw-dropping $76.5 million to snag 1,031 shiny Bitcoins for their growing treasure chest. Talk about a shopping spree! And just when you thought Bitcoin was playing hide-and-seek between $60,000 and $72,000, it decided to pop back into the limelight, twirling around like a starlet at a gala.
Currently, the coin is trading at a price 71% lower than its value of $0.90 in September 2025, and 91.5% below its peak price of $3.10 reached in September 2021.
EDXM International, that audacious newcomer backed by Citadel Securities and operating out of Singapore, is readying itself to launch a KRW-linked perpetual futures contract. According to Bloomberg’s latest revelation, EDXM CEO Kai Kono is leading this charge. Mark your calendars for early April; it’s the first blockchain-native contraption designed to wrestle directly with the leviathan that is the offshore KRW derivatives market.
Haar, with the aplomb of a man who’s seen it all, insists that the COVID-era stimulus was not merely a blip but a full-throated aria in the opera of monetary policy. “Darling,” he might as well have said, “it’s not if, but when the next round of money creation will grace us with its presence.” And grace us it shall, driven by any number of calamities: war, banking stress, pension insolvency, or even the meddlesome hand of AI disrupting the labor market. How très moderne!
So, this guy Umair Crypto – I don’t know him, but he’s got an analysis that says the USDT pair has already cracked under pressure. Shocking, right? The ETH/BTC is just biding its time, ready to dive into the lower lows. It’s not a matter of if, folks, but when. Talk about suspense!
In a rather intriguing filing this past week, the prosecutorial party expressed no opposition to granting Mr. Bankman-Fried an extension in his quest for judicial reprieve. How generous of them!
BeInCrypto, those clever scoundrels, have rounded up three of these meme coins that are acting like they’ve swallowed a bucket of fireworks. Let’s take a gander, shall we?
