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However, high hedging costs in crypto derivatives are like a mosquito at a picnic-annoying and hard to swat. They nearly erased departmental profits, but the overall net income still managed to jump 48% YoY to $57 million. That’s like finding a $5 bill in your old jacket pocket-unexpected, but welcome. 💸🧠

While everyone waits for that mythical “clear as day” regulatory approval (which, let’s face it, is never coming), the new financial system is being built. And guess what? Stablecoins are playing a starring role. Yes, stablecoins. Not to be confused with your grandpa’s savings bond. 💸

Bill Hughes, a market sage and legal jester from the blockchain bazaar ConsenSys, doth explain: Under these new provisions, trusts may now stake their digital trinkets on permissionless proof-of-stake (PoS) networks-but only if they dance to the tune of specific criteria. 🎭

The company’s balance sheet, now adorned with 7,525 Bitcoin, serves as a testament to its long-term treasury strategy-though one might argue it’s more of a “digital gold rush” strategy, complete with a side of existential dread. 🧠💎

The sale will run for five days, ending on November 22, just in time for Monad’s mainnet launch. It’s not just a sale; it’s a high-stakes experiment to see if crypto can finally grow up and play nice with transparency, accessibility, and compliance. Spoiler alert: it’s about time. ⏳

While all eyes appear to be on XRP, the esteemed crypto analyst Ali Martinez has shared an analysis so profound, it could make a stone weep. He suggests that XRP could still hit the once-expected $6 target, a number so lofty, it’s as if he’s forecasting the arrival of the Messiah in a cryptocurrency robe. 🕊️

This ‘big withdrawal’ seems to have made XRP’s short-term picture look a little less cloudy. Who knew? Less coins in the exchange, more faith in the future-pretty revolutionary stuff, I tell ya.🤷‍♂️

The entire market is creepily recovering, like a patient waking from a coma after endless talks to stop the US government from turning into a circus. Meanwhile, Trump coins, which earlier looked as useful as a screen door on a submarine, suddenly pulled off the miracle of the day – unlike those other silly meme tokens that nobody cares about anymore.

The audacity! To spend $49.9 million on crypto when the market dances like a drunken waltz. A bold move, perhaps, but does it scream sustainability or merely a desperate bid for relevance? 🤷