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Apparently, Strategy raised the reserve by selling off a chunk of its stock in a move that screams, “We need cash, and we need it now!” No biggie though-according to the company, they didn’t even touch their precious Bitcoin stash to fund this reserve. They’re holding onto those 650,000 BTC for dear life-because what’s more reassuring than keeping your crypto pile, while everyone else is asking, “Is this still a thing?” 😬

The crypto market, like a sun-bleached carcass on the Mojave Desert floor, lies cracked and brittle. Bitcoin’s feeble rally from Monday’s $84,000 plunge wheezed to a halt at $87,000-less a recovery than a gasp. XRP, ETH, SOL, and DOGE? They’re all circling their wagons near Monday’s lows like pioneers staring down a blizzard. 🥶

In a recent livestream, “Thoughts on Growth for Cardano in 2026 (Pentad Series),” Hoskinson presented his vision for Pentad as the missing executive function in Cardano’s governance system. He claimed that while the Cardano Constitution and CIP-1694 gave birth to “a very strong legislative branch” and a “very strong judicial function,” what they didn’t have was the elusive executive layer. The government of Cardano, according to Hoskinson, had all the pieces except the one that could actually get things done. How quaint!

The service, charmingly built on Ripple Payments, waltzes supported tokens to the party-USDC, USDt, Bitcoin, Ether, Solana, Tron, XRP, and BNB. Rumor has it Ripple USD (RLUSD) might just be joining the soirée soon. Ooh là là! Ripple announced this Tuesday that it’s stirring the pot for a truly global, stablecoin-powered soirée, making crypto feel as familiar as Aunt Mabel’s gin and tonic. Cheers! 🥂

Deleting an account shouldn’t mean losing the ability to manage your own information. Nope, that’d be downright uncivilized.

Canaan, the Bitcoin mining and hardware behemoth, and SynVista, a so-called energy guru, have announced a partnership to create a platform that integrates renewable energy, AI, and blockchain for cryptocurrency mining operations. We can already see the headlines: “Canaan and SynVista: Saving the Planet, One Block at a Time!”

Ли не ждет фейерверков в декабре. Вместо этого он видит в январе первый реалистичный шанс для биткоина превзойти предыдущий рекорд около 125 000 долларов. В своем прогнозе он считает, что следующая отметка выше 100 000 долларов может появиться даже до того, как общий рынок восстановит уверенность.

Currently, Bitcoin is jigging around the $87,000 mark, after bouncing with the grace of a drunk ballerina from the $83,500-$85,500 zone, where buyers suddenly woke up and decided to join the party. This brief waltz shows the market is like a confused kangaroo-jumpy and unpredictable. Short-term weakness is evident, and selling pressure is palpable, but there’s also some buying action lurking around like a shy admirer at a school dance. But until Bitcoin manages to decisively break through the resistance zones, this is nothing more than a “volatile consolidation.” It’s like we’re at the edge of a cliff, but we can’t yet tell if we’re climbing up or just pretending to be in a stable place. 😅

Users, in their infinite wisdom, have been asking the eternal question: When, oh when, will Pi rise again? Well, folks, the answer might be lurking somewhere in a 2023 interview with Chengdiao Fan, the co-founder and Head of Product at Pi Network, who didn’t exactly give a concrete price prediction but did give us a few breadcrumbs of wisdom. And no, they weren’t the kind you can buy with Pi coins.

This Luke guy, he built stuff on Solana…gained insights. Insights! Like he discovered fire! He saw it go up and down! He ran a validator, managing $30 million. Thirty million! And you know what that means? Paper cuts. Lots of paper cuts. He’s now telling Ripple what to do? It’s just… the arrogance. 🙄