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So, what’s his doctrine? Simple. The big three-Bitcoin, Ethereum, Solana-these are the ironclad foundations of his cryptic empire. Deep liquidity, armies of followers, a zombified loyalty-these networks survive the chaos, the scams, the social media outrages. Anything else? Just flickering shadows on the cave wall, destined to fade like last month’s propaganda. If a token can’t outperform Bitcoin or Ethereum on a weekly chart, it’s not even worth the trouble-more snake oil than revolution.

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Yet whispers circulate-these leviathans teeter on the edge of oblivion, their bets leveraged to the heavens. One tremor, one breath of volatility, and the towers of margin shall crumble.

On December 10, 2025, amidst the glittering financiers and tech nerds, CertiK strutted onto the stage, probably hoping no one’d ask about their security breaches. Jason Jiang, the big boss, rattled off about virtual asset regulations, fintech wizardry, and how the digital economy is basically a rollercoaster ride (hold on tight!).

Behold, Ripple’s escrow coffers, brimming with 34.4 billion XRP as of December 10-a treasure trove that may soon require a magician’s touch to comply with the new rules. To divest, transfer, or burn? The question hangs in the air like a poorly timed punchline. Over 14 billion XRP could be in play, yet the method of this grand juggling act remains shrouded in mystery, leaving the community to speculate with all the fervor of a Chekhovian parlor debate.

A16z has opened its first office in Seoul, with the clear goal of seizing a piece of South Korea’s second-largest crypto market in the world. It’s almost like walking into a candy store and saying, “I’ll take a bit of everything!” After all, nearly one-third of South Korean adults own cryptocurrency – talk about a goldmine!

According to the annals of company disclosures and the whispers of market reports, this acquisition-achieved through a blend of mined coins and the cunning purchase of digital assets-has elevated the firm’s status among the elite of corporate Bitcoin holders. One might imagine the boardroom, a scene of quiet triumph, where the scent of success mingles with the faint aroma of freshly mined hash.

Precisely on the merry day of December 11, 2025, amidst the chirping of prayer flags and the scent of yak butter, Gelephu Mindfulness City announced it had gone full sci-fi. They rolled out a spectacular creation: a sovereignty-approved, shiny digital token infused with golden glory, ingeniously housed on the Solana blockchain – lightning-fast, eco-friendly, and looking very impressive next to your llama selfies. And all under the watchful eye of DK Bank, Bhutan’s very first daring digital bank. Because nothing says tradition like a modern bank launching a digital gold token! 🤑

Alright, Australia has spoken! The Australian Securities and Investments Commission (ASIC), in a classic Friday mood, just rolled out a shiny new set of rules to make it way easier for businesses to work with stablecoins and wrapped tokens. Yes, stablecoins. No, we’re not talking about your grandma’s savings account, we’re talking crypto.

Three prominent tech companies announced a new initiative on Tuesday, and some are calling it an unholy alliance while others are applauding it. Bitcoin firm Block and artificial intelligence (AI) darlings OpenAI and Anthropic say they have created the Agentic AI Foundation, an organization designed to cultivate open-source projects that leverage autonomous systems capable of independent decision-making with little to no human intervention. 🧠⚙️