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So, Google revealed something astonishing-their Quantum AI team has done the unthinkable by executing a verifiable algorithm on their Willow quantum chip. Hold your horses-this isn’t just any quantum mumbo jumbo. This, my friends, is a verifiable quantum advantage-the first of its kind. What’s that, you ask? Oh, just the tiny detail that blows the fastest classical supercomputers out of the water by 13,000 times. No big deal.

In a move that has left economists scratching their heads and blockchain enthusiasts high-fiving, Russian financial authorities have announced a major policy shift. Apparently, they’ve decided that using crypto to settle foreign trade is the way forward. Finance Minister Anton Siluanov dropped this bombshell on October 21, and let’s just say, it’s as unexpected as finding a towel in a Douglas Adams novel. 🛂🤯

This 13-year-old network, birthed in the sweaty June of 2012, is sashaying towards 100 million ledgers, proving it’s got more staying power than my last disastrous Tinder date. Resilience? Check. Strength? Oh, honey, it’s practically flexing. 💪

Bitcoin takes a leisurely stroll back to $106,000, while gold trips over its own shiny self after a dramatic daily nosedive. 🪙💔

Bitcoin is flirting with a $100,000 nosedive after tripping over its own bear flag. 🐻🚩

KDA, that fickle creature, will remain in circulation-over 566 million tokens still to be distributed as mining rewards until the absurdly distant year of 2139. Time, it seems, is both a thief and a jester. ⏳

The mechanics rest on a summer policy shift. Because of course they do-nothing good ever comes from a simple Tuesday in July. 🌞

In his latest missive, Cramer proclaimed to his audience that crypto was “due for a push today,” while Bitcoin was busy sitting pretty at $, 💸. Ah, but the market, in all its infinite wisdom, had other plans 🤔. Within the hour, the price action did a , slipping to $, BTC, down .%. Not a catastrophic collapse, perhaps, but enough to show that Cramer’s call was, yet again, instantly inverted 🔄.

The removal has put Binance under the microscope, as users question whether the exchange sought to suppress criticism or influence the narrative. One might say it’s a masterclass in corporate theater, though the curtain call remains uncertain. 🤷

Yet, fear not! The whales-those elusive, powerful, and often misunderstood creatures-are buying. Despite the sharp corrections in nearly every major meme coin, some whales are still quietly accumulating. Could this be early positioning for the next big thing? Or are they just bored? Only time will tell. ⏳