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Market commentator CW (@CW8900) points to $2.78 as the next big notch, born of the 1.618 Fibonacci extension. The projection runs from December 2024’s swing lows near $0.62 up to January’s highs around $2.30 on a four-hour chart.
According to local outlet WSB, Debbie Stanhouse keeps a hawk eye on the family finances and spotted trouble the moment it walked into the (digital) room.
Colombia’s National Directorate of Taxes and Customs (DIAN) is taking the lead, and they’re not messing around. Crypto exchanges and service providers will now have to spill the tea-er, data-on user activity. 📊 This includes everything from Bitcoin to memecoins (yes, even your Doge holdings are under scrutiny). 🪙 Platforms will need to report account details, transaction volumes, asset transfers, market prices, and net balances. Basically, they’re building a crypto dossier on you. 📁
Kev’s analysis involves a convoluted dance of moving averages-30-day vs. 60-day-like some high school romance where the love is tentative, crossing back and forth and confusing everyone. When the short-term (green line) dips below the long-term (gray line), miners are capitulating, and Bitcoin’s price sours; when it crosses back up, miners rally, and the market just might-I repeat, might-rally too. Ah, the thrill of crypto watching-wait, or was that just the caffeine? ☕️
The crypto market, already wobblier than a drunk tightrope walker, is teetering near $3.11 trillion. Will it hold? Or will it face volatility so massive, it’ll make the Spanish Inquisition look like a tea party? 🌪️💸
Morgan Stanley, ever the suave financial charmer, has devised a strategy-a splendid parade of digital assets for the worldly and the wealthy. And when the clocks strike the year 2026, digital currencies, my dear friends, will grace the E*Trade platform.
A provocative macro thesis connected geopolitical force, electoral incentives, and monetary expansion to digital asset performance amid global instability. Bitmex co-founder and Maelstrom CIO Arthur Hayes published an essay on Jan. 5, 2026, examining how a hypothetical U.S. seizure of Venezuelan oil could reshape elections, liquidity, and bitcoin’s trajectory. 🤯
Indian financial authorities have renewed warnings over crypto transactions and tax enforcement challenges. Officials warned that 📉 crypto activity makes it more difficult to track and comply with income. Therefore, regulators identified increasing risks during recent parliamentary discussions. 🗳️
XRP, that astute lady of the market, clings tenaciously to her £2.12 shawl as intraday chatter grows hushed. With whales retreating from their December promenades and retailers humming merrily on, a courtship of consolidation seems bourgeois at best. Is this the calm before a tempest of… wink wallet-toppling surprises? 🌪️
In a statement that reads like a soap opera, Swihart claims the Bootstrap board is “misaligned” with Zcash’s mission. Names like Zaki Manian and Christina Garman are now the villains of this story. “They changed the rules mid-game,” Swihart says, as if that’s a new concept. 😤