Stablecoins Gone Wild: $33 Trillion Frenzy & Trump’s Crypto Circus 🎪💰

According to them fancy Artemis Analytics folks (who probably wear monocles), stablecoin usage done exploded like a poorly coded smart contract – up 72% year over year to $33 trillion. Turns out when President Trump Jr. or whoever’s runnin’ the circus these days says “crypto’s dandy,” Wall Street comes runnin’ faster than a scalded dog.



