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Looks like Bitcoin’s liquidation party is winding down. After a straight-line nosedive from $110K to the mid-$80Ks, it’s finally catching its breath. Sellers are tired, buyers are shrugging, and the chart looks like a rollercoaster designed by a sadist. 🎢

livestream shenanigans, regulatory sirens warning about unregulated gambling, and a federal lawsuit accusing them of running a meme coin con job. Because, after all, what’s life without a little chaos wrapped in irony and emojis? 🚀😂

These are the altcoins and the reasons they might just trigger a delightful liquidation fiesta.

XRP, the cryptocurrency that’s casually sitting in the third spot of market value, right behind Bitcoin 🪙 and Ethereum, has just been made even more accessible. It’s practically screaming, “Come and get me!” (or at least, it would if cryptocurrencies had voices). The current price? A mere XRP $2.20. Quite a bargain for something that has a 24h volatility: 7.4% – because, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their portfolio?

Come December 8th, the night is going to be a little darker, a little more mysterious. Midnight’s NIGHT token, that shiny new kid on the block, will be rolling out as a Cardano native asset. Expect fireworks-or at least some fireworks-adjacent trading, because that’s what tokens do. It’s the kind of event that makes you wonder if crypto people are secretly vampires-never sleeping, always trading in the dead of night. 🧛‍♂️

Grayscale, that venerable architect of financial instruments, hath birthed GDOG-a ticker so quaint, it doth evoke the spirit of a late ’80s rapper, forgotten yet beloved. The fee structure, a mere 35 bps, is waived to 0.00% for the first $1 billion or three months, whichever doth perish first. A cunning ploy, methinks, to ensnare early inflows ere Bitwise unleasheth its own DOGE tracker, BWOW, on the morrow. 🕰️

By Shayan, the soothsayer of charts

Low-cap altcoins in this space? Undervalued, darling. They’re like the ugly ducklings of the crypto world, but guess what? They might just swan into your portfolio and make it rain. 💰🦢

Meanwhile, the crypto markets have decided to put on their dancing shoes, with Bitcoin (BTC), Ethereum (ETH), and their token pals all twirling in positive territory. 🌈 Bitcoin’s reclaimed $87,000, Ethereum’s flirting with $2,830, and Ripple (XRP) is doing the cha-cha at $2.07. Even Dogecoin (DOGE) is wagging its tail at $0.147, proving that memes can pay the bills. 💸

You see, the pattern here is basically the crypto version of that annoying friend who always parks in the same spot and then acts surprised when they find a parking ticket – repeatedly. Every time Dogecoin crashes HARD into demand, then pretty much immediately goes into “naptime” (consolidation), only to wake up supportively and rally like it just remembered it’s the funniest meme on the internet. This dance has played out a couple of times already, so the mood is: Déjà (mooning) vu.