jpyxx This sudden ardor follows the musings of New York Fed President John Williams, who, with a wave of his hand, assured us that a rate cut need not threaten the Fed’s inflationary vows. “Modestly restrictive,” he called the current policy, as if describing a mildly inconvenient rain on a picnic. 🌧️ Tariffs? Mere ripples in the pond of inflation, he says, with the confidence of a man who’s never paid retail. 🛍️
So, apparently, getting your hands on some Solana (SOL) might soon require taking out a second mortgage. A group of people who are very clever with computers – developers, they’re called – have put forth a proposal. It\’s a bit like deciding to eat fewer biscuits, but with potentially billions of dollars at stake. They want to drastically reduce how many new SOL tokens are ever made.
A modest $27,500 per month, tax-free, beginning in February. Enough to make a tsar blush, though Kiyosaki seems unfazed, his coffers already brimming with the spoils of real estate.
According to Bloomberg-yes, that same Bloomberg-the crypto world had its own version of a “Great Escape.” Investors snatched away nearly $1 billion from Bitcoin ETFs, marking the second-largest daily outflow ever. BlackRock’s IBIT took the lion’s share, with a swift $355 million pulled out, while Grayscale’s GBTC and Fidelity’s FBTC each saw nearly $200 million waltz out the door.
This transpired amid the underlying asset’s tumultuous tango, which pirouetted between $80,000 and a five-grand rebound, as if the market itself were a fickle lover, alternating between despair and delirium.
My dear, Kiyosaki insists this isn’t a flirtation with doubt but a strategic sashay toward recurring income. How marvelously pragmatic! 🕺
Strengthening U.S. digital-asset policy seems to be shaping some sort of notion for a clearer crypto framework. At the SIFMA conference,-yeah, I’d rather be at a coffee shop-Jamie Selway from the SEC talked about rebuilding trust and how crypto is apparently getting trendy and fit into the ever-so-evolving market structure. 🙄
Fast-forward twelve months, and behold: MicroStrategy’s stock took a nosedive of 68%, as if it had suddenly discovered the art of falling gracefully, while Bitcoin, the darling of some enthusiasts, only sulked downward by 15%. Here’s the poetic justice-one sees Wall Street’s version of “Oops, I did it again,” and the other just limped along, perhaps embarrassed but still holding on for dear life. 🤡💸
The JESSE token, poor thing, was but a puppet in this macabre ballet. Transferred to 0x9572, it was sold for $800,000-a profit of $600,000, as if the coin itself were a sacrificial lamb to the altar of greed. Bubblemaps, that impartial chronicler, dubbed it a “highly efficient snipe,” as though efficiency could absolve the moral rot of such transactions. The precision of the trade? A feat of technical mastery, yes, but also a testament to the abyss where human ambition meets machine coldness. 🌀💔
