Ceasefire Chaos: $657M Crypto Bloodbath as Trump Tweets Peace
Bitcoin, that modern-day idol, led the charge into the abyss, shedding $284 million as if it were confetti at a carnival. Ethereum, its faithful companion, followed suit with $136 million, as the markets, ever fickle, rejoiced at the prospect of open seas and uninterrupted oil flows. The Strait of Hormuz, that chokepoint of empires, has once again proven its power to sway the fortunes of the digital age.



