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Apparently, crypto is welcome to the party as an investment, but when it comes to paying for your pierogi? Nyet, comrade! Only rubles allowed! 🥟💵 Anatoly Aksakov, the big cheese in the State Duma, is like the bouncer at this financial club, and he’s not letting crypto past the velvet rope. 🎩🚫
Imaginez! La fondation Hyper propose de classer ces précieuses pièces, enfermées dans des coffres inaccessibles, comme si elles avaient été consumées par le feu sacré, pour augmenter la transparence – mais, attentons, grand Dieu! il ne s’agit que d’un jeu d’écriture, n’est-ce pas? 💥🤡
The Solana chart from 2024 to now shows a demand zone between $119 and $126 that’s been more reliable than a Swiss watch. 🕰️ Right now, SOL is chilling near $127, just a hair above this magic zone. Short-term jitters have everyone’s nerves frayed, but the long-term structure says, “Hold my beer!” 🍺 As long as it stays above, no need to panic… yet.
Enter Datagram, a name synonymous with decentralized ingenuity, particularly in the realm of DePIN. With a flourish, they announce a closed beta for their own VPN, a creation designed to marry the swiftness of centralized systems with the trustless virtues of decentralization. A bold endeavor, indeed! 🌍✨
The class action lawsuit against the Solana memecoin platform Pump.fun has reached a point stickier than a jar of George’s Marvellous Medicine. 🧪
A recent scroll from the wise sages at Cantor Fitzgerald, an investment firm of notable repute, proclaims that the volume of Hyperliquid DEX may swell by a modest 15% each year, conjuring up a vision of $20 billion in fees over the next decade. Now, if only my bank account could follow suit! 💸
Meanwhile, Bitcoin (BTC), that old grump of the blockchain, grumbles its way to $87,000, reclaiming ground like a tide retreating from the shore. The market, ever the indecisive poet, stumbles toward recovery while investors clutch their wallets and wonder if the next inflation report will be the punchline to this economic joke. Unemployment, at a four-year high, whispers, “Still here, still broke.”
The latest drama from the Global Initiative Against Transnational Organized Crime (GI-TOC) reveals that CAR’s crypto adventure is basically a karaoke night with the wrong playlist-lots of off-key notes and a suspicious side gig for foreign crooks. Turns out, introducing Bitcoin as legal tender in a place where most people aren’t even sure what money looks like is a great idea-not.
So, Bhutan dropped this bombshell on Wednesday, unveiling a Bitcoin Development Pledge that’s basically their version of a midlife crisis, but in a good way. 🗓️✨ The goal? Crypto riches, job creation, and national resilience. All thanks to Gelephu Mindfulness City, the special economic zone where mindfulness meets innovation (and probably a lot of yoga mats). 🧘♀️💡
Pi coin price is giving off ominous vibes, dancing perilously close to what traders call a “breakdown zone”-a fancy term for “this might go very badly, very soon.” Think of it as the crypto equivalent of that nervous feeling you get just before your favorite sitcom’s finale-but in this case, it’s your wallet that might get emptied instead. 💸