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According to CoinGecko (yes, the gecko is still relevant), Bitcoin’s had a 7% weekly glow-up, while Ethereum and Solana are like, “Hold my beer,” with a 9% flex. But XRP? Oh, XRP’s the life of the party, strutting in with a 15% uptrend. You go, Glenn Coco. 🚀💃
So, it appears that digital asset holders are under siege once again. Yes, folks, the internet is buzzing about a major MetaMask 2FA security verification phishing scam that’s hit harder than a hangover after a night of too many mojitos. 😩
Now, let’s talk numbers! Japan’s public debt is hanging around 250% of GDP, which sounds like a math problem no one wants to solve. This has led to a long, slow decline in the yen’s purchasing power. For regular folks? Not so great. For those holding onto Bitcoin? Well, they might just be throwing a party! 🎊
This week’s net inflow of $43.16 million? A tempest in a teacup, really. Franklin’s XRPZ hoisted $21.76 million like a Victorian gentleman lifting his top hat, while Bitwise’s XRP followed suit with $17.27 million, as if they’d both read the same Dickens novel and decided to outdo each other. Cumulative totals? XRPZ: $252.31 million. Bitwise: $264.99 million. Let’s just say the race is on, and the finish line is wherever the next bear market begins. 🏃♂️💨
A programmer, with the diligence of a scribe, turned a modest investment into a veritable treasure. 🤖💸
Behold, a campaign so diabolical in its artistry- Layered lies woven like a Russian nets of deceit- Yet we scoundrels (and I say this as a self-proclaimed villain) must marvel, for even as 2025’s phishing coffers shrunk to a paltry $84 million (a 83% decree of dwindling despair), the schemers themselves are ever-evolving, applicating the 21st-century’s most sublime of frauds.
The asset’s 1-hour chart, a canvas of chaos, now bears a bearish divergence on the RSI, that fickle jester, waggling its tail in a manner that suggests the bulls are running on empty. 📉
At the stroke of this quill, the coin doth gleam with an 18% gain, a spectacle that may tantalize investors anew. Yet, one must inquire with a raised brow: can this fervor endure, or is it but a fleeting fancy? Pray, let us consult the charts, for AMBCrypto doth wield its technical lens with great pomp and circumstance. 🔍📈
Hyderabad’s intrepid constabulary has unveiled a most brazen scam, wherein aged savers were seduced by fraudulent investment prospects via fleeting messages and deceptively elegant websites. One might question the discernment of those who dare embrace digital abominations without the counsel of a younger genius. 😅
