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Historically, the cryptocurrency market has often experienced significant drops in value shortly after a new leader takes over at the Federal Reserve.

On a Thursday, no less, the HPC, an organization of such independence it makes a hermit crab look sociable, submitted its epistle to the U.S. Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC). This missive, in response to the Advance Notice of Proposed Rulemaking (ANPRM) on Prediction Markets, is a clarion call for regulatory clarity-a beacon in the fog of bureaucratic indecision.

According to Martinez, who waved his chart like a wizard’s staff on X, a whopping 1.10 billion XRP has been shuffled around by the whales-those great, lumbering beasts of the crypto ocean-over the past week. Using Santiment data, he showed that the supply held by these leviathans has dropped faster than a dropped sausage at a dwarf picnic. From a peak of 8.84 billion XRP, their holdings have plunged to a mere 7.66 billion, with the steepest dive happening on April 21 before leveling off like a tired troll after a hard day’s work.

The market, that fickle beast, had other plans. Analyst Benjamin Cowen, a man who probably has a towel permanently slung over his shoulder, pointed out that when Gensler stepped down, Bitcoin was lounging around $109,000. Fast forward to today, and it’s closer to $75,000. That’s not just a drop; it’s a full-on plunge into the Restaurant at the End of the Universe’s black hole.

BingX’s TradFi suite, now encompassing over 100 traditional financial instruments, is a testament to its ambition. The addition of TradingView integration, while laudable, raises the question: why stop at crypto when one can trade forex and stocks with equal fervor?

The CFTC’s approval? A golden ticket for Gemini to flex its trading muscles-because who needs third-party clearinghouses when you can handle everything in-house? Spoiler: nobody.

CoinDesk Indices presents its daily market update, a parchment-thin forecast of the performance of leaders and laggards in the CoinDesk 20 Index. It’s all very serious, except for the bits where the numbers behave like startled pigeons.

Once upon a time-let’s say 2021-an OG whale (a term I use with the utmost disdain for their greed) spent $13,760 to acquire 103 trillion SHIB tokens. That’s nearly 20% of the circulating supply, which, at its peak, could have bought you a small island, a yacht, or a lifetime supply of existential dread. Over the years, this whale has dabbled in the art of selling, pocketing $37.6 million and then a sprightly $5 million more recently. Now, they hold 99.27 trillion coins, while their profit (including those “unrealized” gains, which sound suspiciously like wishful thinking) exceeds $660 million. A 48,000x return? Why yes, thank you. It’s the kind of arithmetic that makes accountants weep into their teacups.

On June 14, 2023, the gates of withdrawal were closed as if the sea itself had decided to seal the harbor. From that hour, a tale begins to be told of misappropriation, an account that prosecutors say swelled to about 250 billion Korean won-roughly 180 million dollars-from some 2,800 investors, spanning a long horizon from August 2021 to June 2023. And as the market’s illusions persisted, the people were obliged to learn once more that appearances, however glittering, may be counterfeit coin when held in the dim light of a courtroom and a conscience that is not awake.

AllUnity, a joint venture backed by DWS, Flow Traders, and Galaxy Digital (GLXY), took its euro-backed stablecoin, EURAU, to the Solana blockchain. A high-speed network, they say. We say, “How charming, but do hurry up-our patience is as thin as a British bank’s credit.”