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Remember October? Yeah, neither do I, but apparently, the market does, because we’re back to those pre-crash vibes. 🎢 Bitcoin, you flirted with $95k like it was a Tinder match, but then ghosted us back to $90k. Rude. 😤

Solana Mobile, that bastion of technological bravado, has deigned to announce the launch date of its SKR token. Mark your calendars, dear reader, for the 21st of January, when the heavens shall part and the airdrops shall rain upon the anointed users of the Solana Seeker smartphone. A milestone, they say? More like a circus, but we shall indulge them. 🎪

The numerically dextrous analysis, which daintily picks out wallets boasting at least 1 million XRP, reveals a drop in the total balance on the monitored exchanges of a mere 0.14% since December 31. Yet, to label this as a “supply shock” might be engaging in slightly gross exaggeration. You see, XRP sees a veritable Broadway performance in daily trading volumes, to the tune of $2-$4 billion. At the price of roughly $2.20, that is like saying every day, somewhere between 1 and 2 billion XRP tokens are swapping hands like shillings in a jolly old Cockney market during the rush hour. A move of 22 million XRP is akin to spotting a solitary bean in your extensive garden and being floored by it-merely about 1% of a day’s boisterous trade. 🌼📈

But then, plot twist! 🎬 The bulls couldn’t even break out of December’s sideways drama. 😴 And now? Bitcoin’s down to $90k, thanks to a liquidity hunt. 🕵️♂️ Trader Cryp Nuevo’s like, “Yeah, $80k might be the next stop.” 🚂 Brace yourselves, folks.

XRP had its chance to soar above $2.35 and just like that, it decided to take a trip down Bear Market Lane. Who saw that coming? Oh right, everyone. Dropping below both $2.320 and $2.250? That’s like a bad date that just keeps getting worse. 😬

In a new insight post on its website, on-chain analytics firm Santiment has discussed what spikes in the spot ETF trading volume mean for Bitcoin and Solana. Spot ETFs refer to investment vehicles that allow traders to gain indirect exposure to an underlying asset. In the context of cryptocurrencies, they allow investors an off-chain route into digital assets that doesn’t require them to deal with exchanges and wallets; the fund buys and custodies the tokens on their behalf. 🧠

Ethereum’s price failed to continue higher above $3,300 and started a downside correction, much like its older sibling Bitcoin. ETH dipped below $3,240 and $3,220, officially entering a bearish zone. Bears are cute, but not when they’re eating your investments. 🐻

Lo, the on-chain data doth reveal a tale most intriguing! 📜 A recent analysis by CryptoOnchain, armed with CryptoQuant’s wisdom, proclaimeth a surge in thy network’s activity. The 7-day moving average of transactions hath leapt to 870,000, a veritable 45% increase from the meager 600,000 of yore. 🏇 This, dear reader, is no fleeting fancy but a sign of robust network usage, as though the Ethereum ecosystem hath awakened from its slumber! 🌱

This upgrade, a masterstroke in the grand opera of blockchain scalability, ensures transactions zip along faster than a P.G. Wodehouse plot twist. With user activity bustling like a London Underground on a rainy Tuesday, BNB Chain now struts its stuff as the toast of the crypto town. 🎩✨

🎭 Oh, the drama! The U.S. Senate is prepping a crypto bill that’ll slap rules on everything from stablecoins to DeFi, with a markup set for January 15, 2026. Mark your calendars, folks-it’s gonna be a circus! 🎪