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Biometric tech, for the uninitiated, uses your physical features-your voice, your fingerprints, your beautiful mug-to verify your identity. Sure, you could just use a password, but who wants to remember that? These systems are popping up on exchanges like they’re going out of style. But why? Well, it’s pretty straightforward: fraudsters have gotten pretty good at stealing identities, and crypto exchanges are trying to make sure they don’t get in on the action.

Imagine the Net Realized Profit and Loss as the wallet’s emotional rollercoaster-up, down, and now… flat. When Bitcoin sells for a profit, the holders are smirking; when they’re at a loss, well, tears may follow. Between November 22 and 24, the market did a dramatic dance-positive here, negative there, like a child on a sugar high. But since November 25, it’s like everyone just agreed to take a chill pill-tinged with a dash of ‘we’ll see,’ as the values sit jazzed at near-zero. Ah, the sweet relief after the storm! It’s a typical transition from the chaos of capitulation to the peaceful waiting of a potential trend revival-ay, the promises of the crypto gods.

Historically, such a ritual has heralded a tempest of selling, as if the very air were thick with the whispers of past crashes. Now, the investors, those self-proclaimed sages, have taken to hoarding their assets in self-custody, while the exchanges, those gilded temples of liquidity, swell with a tide of BTC. A paradox, my dear reader, where the faithful are both the savior and the executioner.

The QNT/USD pair spent August to November trapped in a falling wedge, a chart pattern best described as “hope deferred.” But today, in a stunning act of defiance against entropy, it broke free! At $95.07, QNT now struts like a peacock 🦚, preening for its next target: the mythical $150, which, if hit, would validate every trader’s right to smugness.

The issue runs deeper than a few bad actors, according to Shane Molidor, founder and CEO of the blockchain advisory firm Forgd. He described insider-style behavior as a structural feature of crypto markets, where prices often detach from fair value. 🧠💥

In a broadcast that could rival any soap opera, he suggests that Bitcoin might just be the lifeboat in this Titanic of economic chaos. Because nothing says security like digital gold while Japan’s “carry trade” goes kaput, heralding what he calls a “rapid deflation” of all those inflated bubbles floating around. Truly, it’s a sight to behold-spectacular in its impending disaster. 💥

The token currently languishes at a mere $0.0000045, a price that evokes memories of October’s liquidations – hardly a festive occasion. Nansen, that diligent collector of digital breadcrumbs, informs us that Pepe’s acolytes are beginning to lose faith, a process they delicately term “capitulation”. Really, such dramatic terminology!

We find our hero, Ripple (XRP), donning a disguise of $2.20-effectively the same attire it wore stubbornly for the last trio of days. But hark! This humble disguise may merely be its calm before adorning a storm-throttled cloak, with buoyant patterns and surging inflows sauntering alongside.

The Swiss Federal Council announced that the new Crypto-Asset Reporting Framework (CARF) will be enshrined into law from January 2026, but will not be implemented until 2027 at the earliest. The National Council’s Economic Affairs and Taxation Committee (ETAC) suspended deliberations on data-sharing partner states, which, in a stunning display of efficiency, led to this delay. 🤯

Traders are hovering, naturally, fretting over whether this gentle upward nudge is a genuine renaissance or merely a fleeting respite before the inevitable downward spiral resumes. One does suspect the latter, of course. Hope springs eternal, but one mustn’t be naive. 🙄