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According to the ever-optimistic Nate Geraci, President of The ETF Store (which, by the way, sounds like a delightful place to buy ETFs and perhaps a nice cup of tea), the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) has decided to take its sweet time with several pending XRP ETF filings. New deadlines are now set for mid-October, which is just around the corner-unless you’re in a time warp, in which case, good luck with that!

In the time it takes to brew a pot of tea-or perhaps something stronger-it has amassed over $10.8 million at a token price of $0.012765. Not bad for a digital toddler, eh? And if you thought this was merely the work of your average Joe Investor, think again. No, no, no. The big fish-the whales-have arrived in style, splashing about $150,000 worth of buys from ten sizable players in just seven days. One imagines them sipping champagne while casually throwing money at their screens like they’re auditioning for a Bond villain role.

The FPS mode is the second act in Wilder World’s audacious play, following the overwhelming success of Wilder Wheels, that 2024 release where players were asked to race into oblivion. But, let us not be fooled; this FPS mode isn’t just about shooting pixels. No, it’s about expanding Wiami, a vast, never-ending metaverse that might be too complex for the average gamer to understand without a PhD in digital ecosystems.

This week, Terpin (who is still not Twerpin, but I’ll check again in five minutes) broke out his online megaphone (Twitter, obviously) to gush about Ethereum ETF inflows, which, in crypto circles, is just code for “money party, bring your own drama.” 😎🍾

Just to spice things up, ARK’s flagship, ARKK, bought 356,346 shares of Bullish, a hefty $21.2 million splash, based on a closing price of $59.51-and they’re clearly still lusting after this stock after their initial $172 million haul across three ETFs on the debut day. Bravo! Now, over a million and a bit Bullish shares on the books, all worth a cozy $73.85 million. 💃

A federal committee, chaired by the US Treasury Secretary (a figure as imposing as a walrus in a top hat), will now scrutinize state regulations to determine if they align with the federal framework. This is less about innovation and more about ensuring Wyoming doesn’t accidentally invent a stablecoin shaped like a triceratops. 🦖

To add a dash of pizzazz to this already thrilling saga, Atkins unveiled something called “Project Crypto.” No, it’s not the title of a sci-fi B-movie from the 1980s (though it certainly sounds like one). It’s an SEC initiative designed to drag securities laws kicking and screaming into the 21st century, all while ushering U.S. markets onto the blockchain train. Whether this is genius or madness remains to be seen, but one thing is certain: the man has flair. Or at least PowerPoint skills.

Behold! A four-digit increase in token burns, achieved not through divine intervention, but the tireless efforts of the SHIB community, who seem to believe that burning tokens is akin to burning incense to the gods of speculation. 🔥

Wyoming, that quaint little state, has taken it upon itself to make history by introducing the Frontier Stable Token (FRNT), the first state-backed stablecoin in the United States. According to the ever-observant crypto journalist Eleanor Terrett, this token is anchored by the steadfast U.S. dollar and short-term Treasuries, ensuring its stability. It boasts compatibility with seven blockchains-Ethereum, Solana, Arbitrum, Avalanche, Polygon, Optimism, and Base-a feat that surely raises eyebrows and perhaps a few smirks. Yet, for all its grandeur, FRNT remains elusive, awaiting the resolution of regulatory trifles. How tedious! 😒

At the helm stands David Sedacca, like a conductor orchestrating a grand symphony of numbers and data, giving courage to Wall Street veterans as they tiptoe through the laser maze of crypto wonders. “Our quest,” Sedacca proclaims, “is one of enlightenment, adapting as swiftly as leaves in the wind to the whims of Wall Street,” underscoring Polkadot’s noble mission to reveal its unsung miracles to the capital markets.