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Apparently an X account was bragging that SBI is a major partner of Ripple and the “holder of $10 billion in XRP.” Guess they saw Coinhako, a regulated Singapore crypto platform, and thought, “Nice, now we can hype them, right?”

Chinese New Year, that annual extravaganza, has occasionally coincided with Bitcoin’s dramatic swoons and the broader crypto market’s theatrics. The theory, my dear, is that Asian traders, ever prudent, trim their sails before the holiday, freeing up cash for festivities, thus creating a temporary tempest of selling pressure. Yet, like a Wildean plot twist, this pattern is as inconsistent as a socialite’s loyalty.

Spot Average Order Size swelled, a sure sign that the big players were not merely spectating but actively painting the town red-or green, depending on their mood. This was no passive affair; it was a ballet of greed and ambition, choreographed by the invisible hand of the market.

In the dimly lit theater of finance, Binance stands center stage, bathed in the flickering glow of accusations. Richard Teng, the co-conductor of this orchestra, declares with a flourish, “No sanctions violated, no whistleblowers silenced, only the echo of compliance.” The company, wounded by Fortune’s quill, demands a rewrite of its libretto, claiming errors mar the score.

During a discussion on debt refinancing tied to Bitcoin holdings, Saylor was asked how his company would react if Bitcoin plunged dramatically for an extended period. While he staunchly assured the asset would not collapse to the abyss, observers noted this was perhaps one of the few times he bowed to practical risks of a protracted downturn, like a prison guard fretting over a single prisoner’s fate.

Apollo Global Management (APO), with a wallet bulging at the seams-$938 billion, to be exact-is diving headfirst into the crypto pool, hoping it won’t be a shallow end.

The momentum, they say, is there-a ghostly presence haunting the charts. But the follow-through? Ah, that is as elusive as a honest man in a room full of brokers. And so, the journey to $72,000 becomes a Sisyphean task, a boulder rolling uphill, only to tumble back down with a mocking laugh.

Bitcoin, ever the indecisive protagonist, exhibits a slight 24-hour decline as it consolidates its recent gains. This recovery follows a dramatic plunge toward $60,000 earlier in the month, a fall from grace that has since been partially redeemed by eager buyers pushing the price back toward $70,000.

The recent shenanigans reflect a jolly good sentiment among select altcoins. But, as Jeeves would say, “Breakouts, sir, require follow-through buying.” Quite the sage advice, that.

With this setup, banks get to keep their digital assets on a leash-er, I mean, within their own regulated custody environments. No outsourcing, no middlemen, just good old-fashioned control. Because let’s face it, banks love control more than Larry David loves complaining about soup.