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As of Wednesday, Jan. 14, 2025, gold’s chilling at $4,631, and silver’s at $91.45. Gold’s up 0.98% because it’s fancy like that, and silver’s like, “I’m not just a pretty face,” climbing 5.4%. 💃💰

Apparently, this crypto marvel surged ahead after some fancy talk from the U.S. State Department-reminding Americans abroad to “leave Iran immediately,” as if folks needed telling. Meanwhile, Iranian protests continue to churn the pot, making Bitcoin the perfect reserve of value-censorship-resistant and all that jazz-when the world’s doors are swinging open and shut like a bad stage door. 🚪🔥

Ah, the wheels of regulation turn slowly, yet they turn with purpose. Bitwise, that cunning architect of financial instruments, has received the nod to list its Chainlink ETF on NYSE Arca. Lo, the gates may open as early as tomorrow, a new dawn for the crypto-curious. This, dear reader, is but another chapter in the epic saga of exchange-traded products, a bridge between the old world and the new, where digital assets find their place in the halls of tradition.

After days of languid drifting, this sudden gust of upward momentum has propelled Fartcoin to caress the resistance zone of $0.4500, casting a spotlight-nay, a searchlight-upon the long-defended $0.4800 barrier. Will it breach this olfactory threshold, or shall it dissipate like a forgotten breeze? 🤔

ZEC Price fell more than 30%-ouch!-from the late December high, then decided to take a nap at a “base” level. But hey, if you look closely, some savvy whales (big fish-literally) might be planning a comeback! 🐋

On a fine Monday morning, amidst the coffee-stained papers and the ever-ticking clocks, Hougan pondered whether the year 2026 would finally see investors clutching Bitcoin and its cryptocurrency cousins in their 401(k) plans. It seems the notion of including these digital treasures is gaining ground, albeit slower than molasses on a cold day.

On the thirteenth day of January, in the year of our Lord 2023, Changpeng Zhao, the founder and former CEO of Binance, took to the digital pulpit of X to address the faithful. With a heart heavy with concern, he spoke of the meme coin frenzy, a spectacle of human greed and folly. “I am not against meme coins,” he proclaimed, “nor do I disdain the art of the meme. Yet, if thou dost ape into every meme coin born of my random tweets, thou art destined to lose thy treasure.” 🤑💨

A quiet triumph ensued as shareholders, possibly tired of the usual chaos, decided that more Bitcoin was the answer. 💤💰

From a technical standpoint, after kicking off 2026 with the enthusiasm of a kid on Christmas morning, most top-cap assets have stumbled into the red like a sleep-deprived narcoleptic.

Most critics are pointing fingers at banking lobbyists. But hey, who doesn’t love a good corporate love triangle? Meanwhile, a smaller group is whispering, “Wait… the real winners are those crypto giants who were supposed to fight for us!” 🤭