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Growth proceeds, though not with the vim of a young cavalry officer, but rather the weary shuffle of a civil servant approaching early retirement. The labor market, they say, is slowing-perhaps overwhelmed by the sheer boredom of existing under such scrutiny. Wages, bless their hearts, are continuing to advance at a pace roughly comparable to a sleepy snail on a mild Tuesday. 🐌💸

Protesters, their breath visible in the cold air, clashed with tear gas and bureaucracy alike. The message was clear: when governments play god with money, citizens pay the price. It’s a timeless tragedy, really-just swap out the peasants for pensioners and the guillotine for inflation. 🎭

On the first Monday of the last week of 2023, it was whispered through the halls that the SEC had seen fit to release the illustrious LaMothe from her duties. Having fortified the bastions as Deputy Director of the Division of Corporation Finance, she now gracefully exits, leaving tales of memecoins, stakings, and seven speeches that reshaped the crypto realm in her wake. 📢🧩

The scheme, which exploits the shockingly transparent nature of blockchain data (honestly, who thought that was a good idea?), involves prompting people to “approve” transfers of their Pi to entities best described as ‘less-than-scrupulous’. The Pi Core Team, in a move that suggests they’ve finally noticed, has temporarily disabled payment requests. It’s like trying to put a cork in a sentient ocean of digital mischief. 🌊

The December minutes, oh how they speak of hesitation! The Federal Reserve, having delivered a rate cut, now seems content to let the market stew in its own juices. Several officials, with the fervor of monks in a monastery, declared that holding rates steady for a while would allow time to measure the delayed impact of earlier easing-though one might argue that “delayed” is a polite way of saying “completely ignored.” While markets had already ruled out a January cut, the minutes also dampened hopes for a quick move in early 2026, leaving investors to ponder whether the Fed’s patience is a virtue or a vice. 🧐

Apparently, this “Supply in Profit” thingie, which tracks who’s making shekels and who’s losing them, is kinda wonky. It’s gone down faster than a matzo ball in hot soup from a whopping 19 million BTC to a measly 13.2 million BTC! Big gap, big problems, you get the picture. It’s like the difference between a full plate of brisket and a radish!

Nearly one-third of the total investment-approximately $52 million-flowed into Lakala Payment Co., Ltd., a third-party payment processor that provides merchant acceptance solutions and hardware wallets for the digital yuan. The company’s share price rose over 12% on the Shenzhen Stock Exchange and continued climbing on December 30. 📈

Key Highlights: 🤯 Prenetics is now all about David Beckham’s IM8. 💸 They’re keeping their 510 Bitcoin (worth a nice little earner: $44.8 million). 🧠 The market’s gone sideways, so they’re pivoting to “health” instead of “hustle.”

SMQKE, a self-proclaimed analyst who’s clearly read too many fantasy novels about magic coins, points out that XRP’s real power lies in its ability to make global payments feel like a well-oiled Ankh-Morpork postal system. Ripple, bless its corporate heart, has slotted XRP into the financial machinery like a perfectly sized brick in a wall of chaos. Transactions are fast enough to make a Discworld courier blush, and fees so low they’d make a troll weep into its teapot. The trick? Institutions are using XRP to move value like it’s a game of Jenga-quickly, cheaply, and with zero risk of collapse (probably). 🏗️

Grab your coffee, saddle up, and forget about those pesky Bitcoin price swings. What if the real story ain’t about timing the market, but about a company that’s quietly hoarding Bitcoin like a squirrel with a nut obsession? That’s the tale Strive CIO Jeff Walton’s spinnin’ about MicroStrategy (MSTR), a stock that dances with crypto but operates like a well-oiled machine, steadily stackin’ Bitcoin per share. 🕺💰