Shiba Inu Millionaire’s 48,000x Return: A Tale of Luck, SHIBs, and Spectacular Timing!

Once upon a time-let’s say 2021-an OG whale (a term I use with the utmost disdain for their greed) spent $13,760 to acquire 103 trillion SHIB tokens. That’s nearly 20% of the circulating supply, which, at its peak, could have bought you a small island, a yacht, or a lifetime supply of existential dread. Over the years, this whale has dabbled in the art of selling, pocketing $37.6 million and then a sprightly $5 million more recently. Now, they hold 99.27 trillion coins, while their profit (including those “unrealized” gains, which sound suspiciously like wishful thinking) exceeds $660 million. A 48,000x return? Why yes, thank you. It’s the kind of arithmetic that makes accountants weep into their teacups.

