jpyxx During an exclusive chat with The Crypto Times’ founder and CEO, Hardik Katariya (a man who surely knows a thing or two about buzzwords), Danny Sanders, Trezor’s CCO, waxed poetic on innovation, self-custody, and the existential dread of AI. One suspects he might have also mentioned coffee, but we shall see.
Crypto sage RealMacro, with a gaze as piercing as a dagger, proclaims that Bitcoin’s price may soon crack like a poorly baked soufflé. 🍰💥 Consolidating around $110,000? A critical inflection point, they say, where the price is as stagnant as a pond in winter. ❄️🌊
Bitcoin slipped into a tight holding pattern, trading below a clean breakout threshold at 08:00 UTC as buyers and sellers marked out a narrow corridor with clear levels above and below. It’s like a Netflix show that never ends. 🍿
If it wiggles past $2.67 without tripping over its own feet, it might just do a somersault to $3.10! But remember, even coins have bad hair days. 💇♂️💸
Tucker Carlson, the darling of American political theatrics, has recently graced us with his musings on Bitcoin, suggesting-with a flourish of his rhetorical cane-that it might be the brainchild of the CIA. In a performance at a Turning Point USA event, he proclaimed his eternal abstinence from investing in the digital darling, despite its allure of financial libertinism. “I have enemies,” he quipped, as if we needed reminding. But alas, he shall not part with his coins for something so shrouded in mystery. 🧐
As if there weren’t enough buzzwords floating around in the financial world, the demand for blockchain-based efficiency in banking has sparked a beautiful collaboration between U.S. regional lenders. Vantage Bank, never one to shy away from an innovation, announced on Oct. 23 that it’s teaming up with Custodia. Together, they’ve created a nationwide platform allowing good old community banks to issue and manage tokenized deposits and stablecoins. Yes, you heard that right-your community bank is now dabbling in the high-tech world of crypto. It’s like finding out your local corner shop has started delivering drone packages.
Behold, the price hovers near $0.0000109, a mere whisper above a support level that seems to have more conviction than a politician’s promises. 📉 The RSI, that most reliable of indicators, flits about like a moth in a room full of mirrors – flat, unimpressed, and utterly unhelpful. One might say the market is taking a long, hard look at itself… and finding little to admire.
Apparently, the East Wing was so last century-literally. Out with the old, in with the nouveau riche! The White House, in all its grandeur, has released a list of donors on Oct. 23, and it reads like a who’s who of people with too much money and a sudden interest in interior design. Among the tech titans and defense contractors, crypto firms are making their mark, proving that blockchain isn’t just for NFTs of bored apes anymore. 🐒💼
Humanity Protocol is celebrating its biggest milestone yet! 🎉
“We will do everything we can to help make America the capital of crypto and advance Web3 worldwide,” CZ posted in an X update. And just like that, the world collectively wondered: Is this a PR stunt or the dawn of a new crypto empire? Well, CZ didn’t stop there. His social media bio mysteriously shifted from “ex-Binance” to a simple “Binance”-and lo, the rumor mill exploded. Bloomberg picked up the scent like a bloodhound on a hot trail.
