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Hold on tight, because if the old pattern’s gone, 2026 might just turn into the crypto version of open season. Think of it as Bitcoin’s ‘lord of the flies’ moment, but with fewer flies and more dollar signs.
In a bold move, SGX aims to nudge the steady stream of crypto derivative traders into its cuddly, regulated embrace-no more lurking on shady offshore platforms, we hope. The perpetual contracts are sized at 0.2 BTC and 5 ETH-perfect for bragging rights and (probably) risking a lot.
XRPC’s debut on Nov. 13 was so underwhelming, it’s less exciting than your cousin’s garage band. Day one? Zero net creations. But then… dramatic pause… $243 million poured in like someone opened a dam, and trading volume hit $58 million. That’s right, it even beat the Solana ETF’s $57 million. But let’s be real: who’s counting? 🤷
According to CryptoQuant CEO Ki Young Ju, the answer is no because the mechanism that created those clean cycles for Bitcoin has been overshadowed by something entirely different – a constant inflow of institutional liquidity that refuses to let the market behave the way it used to before all the ETFs and “treasury” companies. 🧠🧙♂️
In a most transparent announcement, Binance has revealed that these scintillating new pairs will grace their spot trading platform on November 18th at 8:00 a.m. UTC. And not just that-oh no! Binance will also offer Trading Bots for these very pairs on the same date. Apparently, robots are still the future of trading. Go figure. 🤖
Government Delays-The Latest in Bureaucratic Comedy
Imagine four exes showing up to the same party-awkward, right? Well, that’s exactly what’s happening this week. Franklin Templeton kicks things off on November 18, followed by Bitwise (November 19-20), and then 21Shares and CoinShares (November 20-22). It’s like a crypto version of The Bachelor, but with more money and fewer roses. 🌹
The European Central Bank (ECB) has sounded the klaxon, warning that the $300 billion stablecoin market is less stable than a wizard’s hat in a hurricane. Dutch central bank Governor Olaf Sleijpen, clearly channeling his inner Cassandra, said the rise of dollar-pegged stablecoins could force the ECB to rethink its monetary policy. Or, as he put it, “If these stablecoins keep growing, they’ll become as relevant as a dragon at a tea party.” 🐉☕
It was, alas, a recent weekly swing level and a support as flimsy as a debutante’s resolve. Breached, it was, after the previous week’s trading session closed below it, at a paltry $13.4. A tragedy, indeed. 🎭
Reports suggest that this delightful proposal targets oil, natural gas, petroleum, and uranium-yes, uranium!-with major buyers like India and China caught in the crossfire. It’s basically a “Let’s squeeze Russia’s cash cow until it squeals,” strategy, although it’s still just a lovely idea on paper and hasn’t become official yet.