BNY’s Crypto Leap: Trillions in Tow, Memes in Towel

Ah, the institutions! Those lumbering giants, slow to move but crushing in their inevitability. BNY, guardian of $59 trillion, steps into the arena, and the earth trembles. The timing, as always, is as precise as a Politburo meeting. April and May saw the digital assets bloom like spring in the taiga, with Bitcoin surging past resistances as if they were mere bureaucratic hurdles, and Ethereum steadying itself after a winter of discontent. Meme coins and privacy tokens, those mischievous offspring of speculation, frolicked in the inflows, while infrastructure tokens stood solemn, promising a future of order in chaos.


