Google’s Space TPU Saga: Will AI Survive Cosmic Rays? 🚀

Google just dropped Project Suncatcher on 4 November 2025, because why test AI compute on Earth when you can risk it in the void of space? 🌌 They’re partnering with Planet to blast two prototype satellites by 2027-because nothing says “scalable infrastructure” like sending TPUs on a cosmic road trip. Early tests reveal Trillium TPUs shrugged off proton-beam radiation like it was a spa day, and a bench demo hit 800 Gbps each way. Meanwhile, their dawn-dusk sun-synchronous constellation plans to form tight-knit satellite squads, soaking up solar power like a sunbathing AI. 🌞

Shiba Inu in Freefall: Is the End Near or Just a Coffee Break? ☕🚀

If you thought the market was feeling spicy earlier, think again. We’ve got a full-blown bearish tumble here, and the latest sell-off has destroyed what tiny bullish hopes were left. Price broke support like a whack-a-mole and slipped below the oh-so-sacred $0.000010 mark. Volume went up, which, for those of us who learned math in high school, usually signals capitulation-meaning everyone’s just throwing in the towel faster than you can say “crisis.” 🧻📉

Trump’s Crypto Endorsement? Claims of War, Pardon, and Bitcoin!

The White House spin doctors, led by a most earnest White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt, have branded this pardon as the grand finale to a so-called “Biden’s war on cryptocurrency.” According to the tale, Trump emerged from the Oval Office, ever the benevolent overlord, armed with a fervent desire to right the overzealous prosecutorial wrongs supposedly committed by the previous administration.

Canada Joins Stablecoin Club – Finally!

The Bank of Canada will spend $10 million over two years (starting in 2026-2027) to “ensure everything runs smoothly,” which probably translates to “no one crashes the crypto party.” And guess who picks up the tab after that? Yep, the stablecoin issuers. Classic capitalism! 💸

Oh, the Tragic Tale of Floki Price! 😢

The FLOKI/USDT 1-hour chart, a tapestry of minor peaks and troughs, paints a picture of a slight rebound – a modest +0.58% gain, to be exact – after a melancholy pullback. Trading near $0.00000600, it snakes through lower highs and lows, as if in a dance of decline, yet a spark of potential looms overhead. Our market, reflective in its broader downtrend, indicates a pause, a catch one’s breath moment, as FLOKI stabilizes with quiet dignity between $0.0000058 and $0.0000060. One might ponder if buyers, those fickle souls, are but slowly and reluctantly accumulating positions, building the foundation for a fleeting relief rally.

BTC Plummets to $103K: A Tale of Panic and Whales! 🚨

Data from the ever-vigilant Coinglass revealed that over $1.27 billion in leveraged positions were obliterated in a single day, with long traders bearing the brunt of the losses, accounting for nearly 90% of the calamity. The descent followed Bitcoin’s breach of its 200-day moving average, a critical support line that had stood firm for four months, now crumbling like a brittle structure. 🧱