XRP ETF: Sell-the-News Fiasco? 😬 $15.5M Flew Out the Window!

XRPC’s debut on Nov. 13 was so underwhelming, it’s less exciting than your cousin’s garage band. Day one? Zero net creations. But then… dramatic pause… $243 million poured in like someone opened a dam, and trading volume hit $58 million. That’s right, it even beat the Solana ETF’s $57 million. But let’s be real: who’s counting? 🤷

Bitcoin’s New Drama: Cycle is Dead, Whales Still Dance

According to CryptoQuant CEO Ki Young Ju, the answer is no because the mechanism that created those clean cycles for Bitcoin has been overshadowed by something entirely different – a constant inflow of institutional liquidity that refuses to let the market behave the way it used to before all the ETFs and “treasury” companies. 🧠🧙‍♂️

Binance’s Latest Crypto Listing: Prepare for More Pairs & Zero Fees!

In a most transparent announcement, Binance has revealed that these scintillating new pairs will grace their spot trading platform on November 18th at 8:00 a.m. UTC. And not just that-oh no! Binance will also offer Trading Bots for these very pairs on the same date. Apparently, robots are still the future of trading. Go figure. 🤖

XRP ETFs: $7 or Bust? 🚀 The Week That Could Change Everything! 💸

Imagine four exes showing up to the same party-awkward, right? Well, that’s exactly what’s happening this week. Franklin Templeton kicks things off on November 18, followed by Bitwise (November 19-20), and then 21Shares and CoinShares (November 20-22). It’s like a crypto version of The Bachelor, but with more money and fewer roses. 🌹

🤑 ECB Sounds Alarm: $300B Stablecoin Circus Threatens Euroland! 🌍💥

The European Central Bank (ECB) has sounded the klaxon, warning that the $300 billion stablecoin market is less stable than a wizard’s hat in a hurricane. Dutch central bank Governor Olaf Sleijpen, clearly channeling his inner Cassandra, said the rise of dollar-pegged stablecoins could force the ECB to rethink its monetary policy. Or, as he put it, “If these stablecoins keep growing, they’ll become as relevant as a dragon at a tea party.” 🐉☕

Trump’s 500% Tariff Shock: Crypto’s Worst Nightmare? 😱💥

Crypto chaos chart

Reports suggest that this delightful proposal targets oil, natural gas, petroleum, and uranium-yes, uranium!-with major buyers like India and China caught in the crossfire. It’s basically a “Let’s squeeze Russia’s cash cow until it squeals,” strategy, although it’s still just a lovely idea on paper and hasn’t become official yet.