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The token currently languishes at a mere $0.0000045, a price that evokes memories of October’s liquidations – hardly a festive occasion. Nansen, that diligent collector of digital breadcrumbs, informs us that Pepe’s acolytes are beginning to lose faith, a process they delicately term “capitulation”. Really, such dramatic terminology!

We find our hero, Ripple (XRP), donning a disguise of $2.20-effectively the same attire it wore stubbornly for the last trio of days. But hark! This humble disguise may merely be its calm before adorning a storm-throttled cloak, with buoyant patterns and surging inflows sauntering alongside.

The Swiss Federal Council announced that the new Crypto-Asset Reporting Framework (CARF) will be enshrined into law from January 2026, but will not be implemented until 2027 at the earliest. The National Council’s Economic Affairs and Taxation Committee (ETAC) suspended deliberations on data-sharing partner states, which, in a stunning display of efficiency, led to this delay. 🤯

Traders are hovering, naturally, fretting over whether this gentle upward nudge is a genuine renaissance or merely a fleeting respite before the inevitable downward spiral resumes. One does suspect the latter, of course. Hope springs eternal, but one mustn’t be naive. 🙄

Observe the XLM Price, currently adhering to a most curious ballroom between 0.20 and 0.25, a realm where buyers proved their valour twice this year. Now, it repeats the performance, as if in anticipation of a grand quadrille, with traders gazing at the floor like anxious chaperones.

According to the most recent filing with the SEC (because, of course, everything must be official), CalPERS, in its infinite wisdom, decided to acquire a substantial 448,157 shares of MicroStrategy during the third quarter, investing a cool $144 million. Perhaps not the best time for a “long-term” investment?

A Tortoise in a World of Hares

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OP’s 1-hour chart looks like a rollercoaster designed by a toddler. It plummeted from $0.33-$0.34 into the $0.30 danger zone, leaving investors clutching their wallets like a toddler holding a melting ice cream cone 🍦😭. Heavy bearish candles? More like bear traps. Lower highs? Because who needs confidence? After this nosedive, the market tried to “converse” with volatility, whispering, “Let’s chat… but keep it short and boring.”