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Now, WLFI’s somehow locked in above $0.14-like, romantically committed to it. Is it love? Or is it manipulation? 🤔 The narrative says “accumulation,” “token burns,” and “regulatory fears washing away faster than my last relationship.” So sure, maybe. But also-please. We’ve heard it all before. Yet here we are. Tension building. Tick. Tick. Tick. 💣

Ethereum couldn’t even stay above $3,350 for a decent amount of time. Now, like Bitcoin, it’s descending into the abyss. After dipping below $3,200, it’s officially in bearish territory. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

The recent chaos underlines two contrasting forces at play in the market: the old-timers reappearing from their hibernation and the so-called ‘influencers’ trimming their portfolios like they’re preparing for a New Year’s resolution. Nothing says stability like panic-selling, right?

The Harvard Management Company, that architectural marvel of fiscal conservatism, now owns 6.8 million shares of the iShares Bitcoin Trust ETF. At $442.8 million, one wonders if the university plans to replace its libraries with cryptocurrency miners. Or, perhaps, the next generation of dons will trade quills for quantum algorithms. 🕰️🪙

According to Mr. Xu, it’s as secure as Fort Knox-with Google and OKX authentication guarding the gates. So, unless you’re a hacker with a magic wand, your funds are supposedly snug as a bug in a rug. 🛡️

In a recent digital proclamation, our dear Hoskinson-part prophet, part provocateur-tweeted with the gravitas of a Shakespearean soliloquy: “Let’s call forth the bullrun of gigachads that destiny has ordained for us.” 🦁📈 One can almost hear the collective gasp of the crypto masses, their keyboards quivering with anticipation. What a message, dripping with the honeyed optimism of a man who has surely never met a bear market he didn’t like.

Harvard Management Company, the guardian of a gilded cage housing $56.9 billion, disclosed that IBIT now commands 21.04% of its U.S. public equities portfolio, a sum of 6,813,612 shares valued at $442.9 million. A sum so vast, it would make even the most stoic investor ponder the abyss. 🧨

Back in August, Harvard casually dropped the bombshell that it had tucked away a tidy $117 million in BlackRock’s Bitcoin ETF like a chap slipping a fiver into his waistcoat pocket. But lo and behold, by September, the old alma mater had gone full Scrooge McDuck, nearly tripling its BTC holdings to a whopping $443 million. One can only assume the university bursar has been mainlining espresso and yelling “YOLO” into a Bloomberg terminal.

As though propelled by some unseen yet delightful hand of Providence, TEL made a spirited leap into prominence upon securing a banking charter from Nebraska, a fact that invigorated both demand and the buoyant spirits of speculators, encouraging a most charming dance of derivatives positioning and bullish fervor.

Arthur Hayes, that veteran of the BitMEX arena – a place where fortunes are made and lost on the whims of the market – has bestowed upon us his prophecy. Zcash (ZEC), he proclaims, could ascend to the market capitalization heights of XRP. This, following a 45% blip in ZEC’s value. Truly, a development worthy of note. Or perhaps just another ripple in the crypto sea. Hayes, a devoted acolyte of Zcash, sees…potential. A word often used to disguise a lack of concrete evidence. The current rally has, predictably, stirred the usual buzz among those who believe anything can happen at any moment and also some analysts.