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Zoom and DocuSign are the latest companies to adopt World’s identity verification system, joining a growing parade of mainstream platforms built around iris-scanning technology backed by OpenAI CEO Sam Altman. Yes, Sam is somehow behind everything from chatty robots to your iris saying “hello” to a database. Grab your popcorn-this tech romance is in 3D!
So, no vacancies means no political fireworks, which is probably for the best. The Senate already has enough on its plate without adding a Supreme Court confirmation to the mix. Plus, who wants to watch another round of “Will they or won’t they?” with Alito and Thomas? Spoiler alert: they won’t.
One of the biggest short squeezes of 2026 came and went quicker than a magician’s vanishing act!
According to the recent report, the $622 billion contraction marks a second consecutive quarterly decline, leaving the market roughly 45% below its October 2025 peak. Because nothing says “I’m feeling lucky” like losing almost half your value in a year.
In a press release that could only be described as a masterpiece of bureaucratic bravado, Duffy declared, “I promised the American people I would hold any state leader accountable for failing to keep them safe from unvetted, unqualified foreign drivers.” He then added, with a flourish, “My message to New York’s far-left leadership is clear: families must be prioritized on American roads.” Quite the orator, our Duffy.
“Growing demand for XRP,” quoth Garlinghouse, “doth drive liquidity cross-chain, opening new paths across ecosystems and expanding the overall market.” One might almost imagine him scribbling this in a fur-lined coat, sipping tea in a cryptic monastery, were it not for the faint whiff of Ethereum’s gas fees in the air.
Total net inflows hit $996 million last week, which is impressive unless you’re comparing it to January’s $1.4 billion. But hey, second best is still better than being in a support group for forgotten crypto projects.
Now, hold onto your hats, because since its grand debut in December 2024, this platform has racked up an eye-watering $1.1 billion in cumulative trading volume. And if that’s not impressive enough, they’ve also managed to charm a staggering 77,000 monthly active users. I mean, who needs traditional DEXs when you’ve got Catapult, right? It’s like the new kid on the block who just stole the spotlight at the school dance.
Oil prices? A rollercoaster so wild, it’s probably got its own theme park. USOIL dropped 11% faster than you can say “market volatility.” One minute it’s $90, the next it’s a five-week low of $80. Spoiler: the traders knew something the rest of us didn’t.