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Three prominent tech companies announced a new initiative on Tuesday, and some are calling it an unholy alliance while others are applauding it. Bitcoin firm Block and artificial intelligence (AI) darlings OpenAI and Anthropic say they have created the Agentic AI Foundation, an organization designed to cultivate open-source projects that leverage autonomous systems capable of independent decision-making with little to no human intervention. 🧠⚙️

Mark my words, folks, Ethereum’s making moves that’d make even the most stubborn mule take notice. While Bitcoin’s quietly watching from the sidelines, ETH is surging ahead, thanks to those big investors-those whales again, showing their faith is as deep as the Mississippi River. The institutional crowd’s throwing their money into ETFs like it was Christmas morning, all optimistic about the Fed fiddling with interest rates. 🎩💼

The NYSE, that sacred temple of suits and spreadsheets, claims the statue symbolizes “shared ground between emerging systems and established institutions.” Translation: “We’re cool now, thanks to Bitcoin.” They posted this revelation on X, because nothing says “serious finance” like a poorly curated Twitter thread. 📊🐦

In a twist that would make even the most stoic monk raise an eyebrow, Bhutan has launched TER, its sovereign gold-backed digital token on the Solana blockchain through Gelephu Mindfulness City 🧵. Each TER represents physical gold held securely, offering stability and blockchain speed for global transfers – a feat so impressive, it could make … Read more

Dogecoin’s price, once a sprightly pup, has morphed into a limping stray. After closing below $0.150 (the crypto equivalent of a broken leash), it slithered past $0.1450 and $0.1420, as if Bitcoin and Ethereum had whispered, “Run, little DOGE, run!”

In a grandiloquent letter penned by Michael Saylor and CEO Phong Le, Strategy gave a nod to MSCI’s noble quest for uniformity but then proceeded to lambast the proposal’s “misguided” threshold. The threshold, you ask? Exclude any firm daring to hold more than 50% digital assets on its balance sheet. Strategy cried foul, claiming this would wreak havoc not just on its own operations but on the entire cryptocurrency kingdom. 🛡️⚔️

The Fed, that old clockmaker of the economy, shaved 25 basis points off its interest rate, bringing it to 3.25%, and announced it would start buying Treasury bills to “manage liquidity.” A fancy way of saying, “We’ll keep the lights on, but don’t expect a party.”

Apparently, this move is all about “aggressive accumulation.” Or, as I like to call it, “rich people doing rich people things.” Meanwhile, Solana is just chilling in its little price range, acting all nonchalant like it’s not impressed. But we all know it’s secretly hoping for a breakout. 🏃♂️💨

Even before Jerome Powell graced the stage on Wednesday afternoon, the verdict was in; the cut was coming. The CME Fedwatch Tool, which predicts such things with the authority of a prophet, had already foreseen it-90% chance of a 25-basis-point reduction. Lo and behold, Powell didn’t disappoint. But the real question is: will Bitcoin surge in excitement, or was the cut already baked into the price?

A new CryptoQuant report, written in the scribbles of a mad mathematician, claims Ethereum’s funding rates are behaving like a well-mannered porcupine-spiky but not snorting champagne. Earlier rallies were like a dragon belching fire, with funding rates soaring into the stratosphere. Now? A timid mouse tiptoeing through a cheese shop. The last two surges were all glitter and sparkles until the glitter clogged the drain. This time, though, the sparkles are… well, dampened. No grand spectacle, just a quiet, “Oh, I suppose I’ll buy a slice of this cake.”