The Bank That Does Everything Except Brew Tea
The press release, penned with all the subtlety of a brass band in a monastery, informs us that businesses may now enjoy deposit accounts of alarming capacity at SoFi’s nationally chartered bank, with payments whizzing about 24/7 courtesy of an API. Apparently, one can shuffle funds between fiat dollars, SoFiUSD-their very own stablecoin-and a smattering of other digital curiosities without the tedious inconvenience of changing providers.





