jpyxx Yes, you heard that right. If this goes through, it will replace the current system where each member state, like a good little individual, has been handling supervision on their own. But not for long, folks! ESMA’s about to take the wheel of this wild crypto rollercoaster.
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This comes as the entire crypto market remains under pressure, with investor sentiment deteriorating sharply as losses deepen across the board. It’s like watching your friend’s startup fail while they still think they’re a genius. 😭
And let’s not forget Dogecoin (DOGE), the meme coin that refuses to die. Despite the whales-those mysterious, deep-pocketed creatures of the crypto sea-scooping up tokens like they’re going out of fashion, DOGE is still sinking faster than a lead balloon at a wizard’s convention. 🐳⛵️
Over $1.1B in liquidations later, and the altcoin sector is having a group therapy session. Ether’s 9% drop? Just a warm-up for the real drama. 🤯
In the last two trading days, ARK purchased a hefty 542,269 shares of Circle (CRCL). The $46 million splurge was spread across two purchases: $30.4 million on Wednesday and another $15.5 million on Thursday. The timing? Oh, only when the price of CRCL shares plummeted to a jaw-dropping $86 and $82.30. 🎯 Talk about catching a falling knife, darling.
Now, the question echoes through the void: How low can this digital phoenix plummet? 🦅💸
More than 246,000 traders were forced out, triggering fresh comparisons with the darkest period of the 2022 FTX collapse. One might wonder if the market is merely reenacting a tragic play, or if it’s finally learning its lesson. 🎭
This genius move was unveiled alongside their Q3 2025 results, complete with a snazzy Washington-state conversion plan. 🗺️ Because nothing says “future” like retrofitting a 18 MW data center to house Nvidia GB300-class GPUs with liquid cooling. Brrr, it’s chilly in here! ❄️
