jpyxx Our man Cramer, ever the visionary, plans to discuss Bitcoin’s “support” level-a term that, in crypto circles, sounds as reliable as a bridge made of spaghetti. Since Nov. 13, Bitcoin has languished below the $100,000 psychological barrier, much like a poet denied a muse. Market participants, it seems, are less than thrilled with this poetic impasse.
Meanwhile, ETH couldn’t even sniff $3,000, dropping to $2,725 before limping back to $2,807. It’s down over 1%, trading around $2,810. Ripple (XRP) and Solana (SOL) are also sulking in the corner, while Dogecoin (DOGE) is probably busy chasing its own tail. Cardano (ADA) managed a 0.55% gain, but let’s not throw a parade just yet. Chainlink (LINK) and Hedera (HBAR) are still nursing their bruises, while Litecoin (LTC), Toncoin (TON), and Polkadot (DOT) decided to show up to the party. 🎉🤕
Now, the latest tittle-tattle from the Grayscale crowd has everyone in a flutter. They’ve announced that their Grayscale Chainlink Trust ETF (Ticker: GLNK) will start trading on NYSE Arca, marking the first spot Chainlink ETF for the chaps and chapesses of the investing world. Top hole, what? 🥂
DeFi, that fancy-pants infrastructure, held firmer than a mule on a mountain trail. Trades cleared smoother than a con man’s lies, liquidations worked like clockwork, and yield strategies kept chuggin’ along. No chain meltdowns, no domino collapses-just good ol’ fashioned boredom, and ain’t that the best kind?
Apparently, Strategy raised the reserve by selling off a chunk of its stock in a move that screams, “We need cash, and we need it now!” No biggie though-according to the company, they didn’t even touch their precious Bitcoin stash to fund this reserve. They’re holding onto those 650,000 BTC for dear life-because what’s more reassuring than keeping your crypto pile, while everyone else is asking, “Is this still a thing?” 😬
The crypto market, like a sun-bleached carcass on the Mojave Desert floor, lies cracked and brittle. Bitcoin’s feeble rally from Monday’s $84,000 plunge wheezed to a halt at $87,000-less a recovery than a gasp. XRP, ETH, SOL, and DOGE? They’re all circling their wagons near Monday’s lows like pioneers staring down a blizzard. 🥶
In a recent livestream, “Thoughts on Growth for Cardano in 2026 (Pentad Series),” Hoskinson presented his vision for Pentad as the missing executive function in Cardano’s governance system. He claimed that while the Cardano Constitution and CIP-1694 gave birth to “a very strong legislative branch” and a “very strong judicial function,” what they didn’t have was the elusive executive layer. The government of Cardano, according to Hoskinson, had all the pieces except the one that could actually get things done. How quaint!
The service, charmingly built on Ripple Payments, waltzes supported tokens to the party-USDC, USDt, Bitcoin, Ether, Solana, Tron, XRP, and BNB. Rumor has it Ripple USD (RLUSD) might just be joining the soirée soon. Ooh là là! Ripple announced this Tuesday that it’s stirring the pot for a truly global, stablecoin-powered soirée, making crypto feel as familiar as Aunt Mabel’s gin and tonic. Cheers! 🥂
Deleting an account shouldn’t mean losing the ability to manage your own information. Nope, that’d be downright uncivilized.
Canaan, the Bitcoin mining and hardware behemoth, and SynVista, a so-called energy guru, have announced a partnership to create a platform that integrates renewable energy, AI, and blockchain for cryptocurrency mining operations. We can already see the headlines: “Canaan and SynVista: Saving the Planet, One Block at a Time!”
