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While the amount of money coming in has decreased slightly recently, the trend of positive inflows continues. Additionally, XRP ETFs are currently outperforming ETFs based on Bitcoin, Ethereum, and Solana.

The crypto market slipped overnight, with Bitcoin slipping down the proverbial rabbit hole, dropping 1.5% from its early Wednesday high. Not exactly the comeback story we were hoping for!

Exodus Movement, that self-proclaimed guardian of digital sovereignty, has inked a pact with MoonPay and M0 to birth a stablecoin so stable, it’ll make your grandma’s savings account blush. The coin will slink into Exodus Pay, enabling users to send, spend, and earn rewards-though “earn rewards” might mean a 0.0001% interest rate. 🧠💸

Ah, ce maudit drapeau bête! Plus il est grand, plus la chute promet d’être spectaculaire. Et voici que ce drapeau a ses racines juste sous la ligne de tendance majeure-comme une épée de Damoclès, n’est-ce pas? Si notre héroïque $BTC trébuche et passe sous ce seuil, le spectacle pourrait bien finir à $75,500, avec toute la grâce d’un député en campagne.

Two senators, Elissa Slotkin and Jerry Moran, have thrown down the gauntlet-bipartisan in their outrage-to form a formidable, multi-headed hydra of federal agencies. Imagine, a task force summoned from the depths of the Treasury, Attorney General’s chamber, Secret Service, and other wizards of law-an alliance to hunt the shadows where forex phantoms and scammer specters lurk, draining billions like a thief in the night. ✨

Les grandes capes-Bitcoin, Ether, and XRP-are leading the charge downward, as if heralding some grand revolution. When these titans stumble, it’s not merely a whimsical fall but a signal that the entire market’s structure begins to wobble like a jester on stilts. O la la! 🤡📉

J.P. Morgan\’s just dipped its toes into the blockchain pool, and we\’re supposed to be impressed 🤔. The world\’s largest bank by market capitalization has launched its first-ever tokenized money market fund, MONY, on the Ethereum blockchain. Because, you know, that\’s exactly what the world needed – another rich guy\’s experiment with cryptocurrency 💸.

Bitcoin, that digital glitter of the financial world, is currently waltzing perilously close to the 100-week simple moving average (SMA)-a line so important it could make the Bank of England flinch. Bulls are sweating like a witch’s cauldron in July, clutching their BTC like it’s the last slice of pie at a dwarven feast. But here’s the twist: Strategy (MSTR), the poster child for crypto bravado, has already tumbled through this safety net, leaving bulls looking like they’ve just been caught juggling without a net. 🤹♂️😅

“The SEC has concluded its investigation,” Kulechov announced, in what must have been the understatement of the century, given that the investigation had dragged on longer than a British winter. He added, with the optimism of a man who’s just found a fiver in an old pair of trousers, “DeFi will win.” One can almost hear the champagne corks popping in the background.

In the theater of finance, HashKey Holdings stepped onto the Hong Kong stage, only to be greeted by a chorus of cautious murmurs. Its shares, like a hesitant actor, dropped 5%, a silent protest against its ultra-low fee ballet. The market, ever the critic, watches with arms crossed, wondering if scale alone can mend its bleeding coffers.