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Ah, the sweet smell of political upheaval. On Friday, Bitcoin, in its infinite wisdom, chose to remain utterly indifferent to the turmoil in the Middle East. Instead, all eyes were firmly planted on the delightful drama unfolding within the confines of U.S. domestic politics. The top cryptocurrency, ever so coy, dipped to $66,345 before climbing back to an utterly unimpressive high of $67,195. And thus, Bitcoin wobbled through the day, like a tipsy but resilient debutante at her first ball.

Mario Nawfal, who hosts a popular show on X (formerly Twitter), recently posted about a bot powered by Claude that reportedly turned just $1 into $3.3 million. The bot achieved this by quickly taking advantage of price differences on Polymarket – a prediction market – faster than any human trader. This highlights how automation is becoming increasingly important in these types of markets.

Meanwhile, its price is behaving like a moody teenager: barely moving, giving everyone the silent treatment. But don’t be fooled, the network is partying hard, burning XRP like it’s going out of style.

Drift Protocol, the self-proclaimed “largest decentralized perpetual futures exchange” on the Solana network, watched its total value locked (TVL) plummet from $550 million to under $250 million faster than you can say “blockchain.” As of now, it’s sitting at a humble $232 million. Bitcoin.com News was first to break the story, because nothing says “journalism” like reporting on a digital bank robbery. The DRIFT token, meanwhile, took a nosedive, dropping 37%-42% and bottoming out near $0.04 to $0.05. Ouch.

The announcement came after Microsoft President Brad Smith had a chat with Japanese Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi in Tokyo. Smith described the move as a “response to Japan’s growing need for cloud and AI services,” which is corporate speak for “we saw an opportunity and decided to go all-in.”

Hold onto your hats, folks, because XRP’s payment volume just fell by 70% in ONE day. Yes, you read that right-SEVENTY PERCENT! Talk about a rollercoaster, but the kind you don’t want to be on. This sudden drop is like the crypto equivalent of a dropped mic. It’s hard to keep your head up when everyone’s running away from the stage. A decline this big? It’s a neon sign that says, “Uh-oh, something’s wrong.” It suggests a definite slowdown in transactional demand. In other words, the lights are flickering, and nobody’s home.

Meanwhile, stablecoin liquidity has exploded, whale accumulation has intensified since March, and network activity isn’t shrinking anymore. It’s the crypto version of “the crowd is gathering, and they brought snacks.” The gap between price action and fundamentals is turning into a loud, exasperated whisper.

Here’s the plot twist. Coinglass analytics show Bitcoin precariously balancing on the edge of a massive liquidation event. We’re talking a combined total of nearly $1.9 billion in forced liquidations, depending on which way BTC decides to head. If Bitcoin takes a nosedive below $65,000, the liquidation intensity for longs across major centralized exchanges shoots up to around $1.143 billion. This isn’t just some random dip, it’s where all the over-leveraged longs have parked their positions with their stop losses and liquidation points dangerously close to the edge. It’s like waiting for the ‘big one’ to happen – a tiny move, and bam, forced selling like you’ve never seen.

Google’s Quantum AI team’s latest research suggests it might take fewer than 500,000 physical qubits to break the cryptography that secures Bitcoin. This is a significant improvement, as previous estimates required 10 times more – around 5 million qubits.

According to Nikita Bier, the Head of Product with an uncanny knack for turning bland corporate speeches into sensational epiphanies, X will now “auto‑lock” any unsuspecting account that dares to post about cryptocurrency for the very first time. The twist? The account must then pass a high‑school‑style identity test that would make even the most hardened con artist blink an eye.