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Taking to the modern pulpit of X, Hoskinson laments the “insane fatigue” of correcting the unwashed masses. “Scaling,” he proclaims with the gravity of a man unveiling the Ark of the Covenant, “has been our cross to bear since the halcyon days of Shelley.” Layer-2 designs, the eUTXO model, zero-knowledge research-all mere trifles in the grand tapestry of Cardano’s inexorable march toward scalability. “It’s research, darling,” he seems to sneer, “not a tea party.”

Coinbase to Cut 14% of its Jobs Coinbase is reducing its workforce by about 14% due to the current downturn in the cryptocurrency market and the increasing role of artificial intelligence. CEO Brian Armstrong explained the company is streamlining its operations and becoming more focused on AI. This involves simplifying management and creating smaller, more … Read more

Summary

This union, as audacious as it is absurd, signals a desperate attempt to drag traditional financial markets into the blockchain era, kicking and screaming if necessary. One can only imagine the boardroom conversations: “Let us take the chaos of cryptocurrency and the boredom of shareholder services, and from this unholy alliance, create something neither fully understands.” The deal, expected to close in January 2027 pending regulatory approvals, leaves us with one burning question: Will this be a harmonious marriage of innovation and tradition, or a divorce waiting to happen, with blockchain as the contentious custody battle?

The crypto market’s in a right frolic after Bitcoin busted through that $80,000 barrier like a bull in a china shop. BTC’s sittin’ at $80,690, up more than 1% since the clock struck midnight UTC. Ether, bless its heart, is laggin’ at $2,370, still dreamin’ of April’s glory days.

According to a recent report, South Korean regulators are proposing changes to rules governing virtual assets, aiming to increase monitoring of activity in this area. However, 27 local cryptocurrency exchanges, through their industry group DAXA, are objecting to the proposed changes. They worry the new rules could disrupt their operations and potentially increase financial risks for customers. The debate now centers on finding the right balance between stricter regulation and protecting the interests of everyday users.

finally, some useful gossip.

Polygon announced on Sunday that its latest update includes a new wallet feature. This feature uses a secure system called a shielded pool to process payments, and relies on zero-knowledge proofs to verify transactions, as part of its work with Hinkal.

Key Takeaways (or, as Jeeves would say, the gist of the jolly affair):

The discourse began when the esteemed Dean Little drew attention to progress upon a Solana Falcon implementation, declaring that version “0.1.2 now costs just ~173-183k CUs to verify,” with Lean and Kani proofs expected anon. This, I suppose, prompted Mr. Yakovenko to advocate a more intimate native support within Solana’s transaction fabric, writing therefore: “Syscall to lift PDA is_signer to the transaction processor, charge fees to valid signers at the end of the block. Make it so, pls.”