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XRP fell by 7 per cent to 2.05, a most unfortunate turn of events, as the unseen hands of institutional sellers crushed ETF inflows. Falling below the 2.16 support caused a most alarming liquidation of 309.2M volume spike. It is imperative to hold at £2.05, or the price may descend further to £1.80, a most unseemly prospect. 💸

Gold, that glitzy noble who’s always first in a scuffle for dessert, hit a six-week glamour on Monday. Silver stormed past records, likely to avoid the shame of being called “mere” gold in the toffee-colored bathhouse of markets.

Bitcoin, you see, has had a proper thrashing – far more than those boring old stocks or shiny gold. Apparently, it’s a bit of a “leading indicator,” which means it wobbles first when things go wonky. And wobble it did! 📉

So, picture this: a cryptocurrency born as a joke, fueled by memes, celebrity tweets, and the collective hope of turning dog years into Bitcoin gains, suddenly goes deathly quiet. Not from the dogs, mind you – they’re still howling on Reddit – but from the big players, the so-called “whales” who move markets like gods playing Jenga with your life savings.

Now, despite Bitcoin taking a bit of a breather this November, Lee remains ever so hopeful. He’s calling for a full recovery and a new all-time high by January. How’s that for a New Year’s resolution? 🎉

According to a Monday CNBC report-a bastion of financial wisdom, no doubt-Kalshi has embraced the crypto horde by offering these tokenized contracts, now live on Solana. A move so bold, it tokenizes not just bets, but the very essence of speculation itself. “There’s a lot of power users in crypto,” John Wang, Kalshi’s head of crypto, remarked with a straight face. “This is about tapping into the billions of dollars of liquidity that crypto has,” he added, as if liquidity were a fountain of eternal youth. 🤑💧

Shares took a nosedive on Monday morning, plummeting to $156, which conveniently brought MicroStrategy’s valuation down to $45 billion, a new low in the “Everything Is Fine, Nothing To See Here” department.

And let’s not forget those Ethereum ETFs-they’re bleeding outflows like a drama queen with a paper cut. 💸 Traders are watching ETH like it’s a reality TV show, waiting for the next plot twist. 🍿

Hedera (HBAR) took a wobble on Dec. 1, stumbling 10% as the entire crypto party decided to hit the pause button. Now it’s clutching onto the support at $0.1308, hoping not to slide further. 🍿

In seven sunrises, DOGE clawed back 6.5%, now lounging coyly near $0.136. A pittance, you say? Ah, but remember: even the mightiest storms begin as a whimper. 🌪️