JPMorgan’s Bitcoin Gambit: 64% IBIT Surge and the Madness Unveiled! 🚀

In the sacred scrolls of the SEC’s 13-F filing, we find JPMorgan hoarding 5.2 million IBIT shares by September 30th, a 64% surge in zeal-like a miser clutching gold, yet trembling at its own greed. 💰 Yet lo, this pile, once worth $333 million, now dwindles to $312 million, as if the market itself mocks their ambition. 🤡



