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Recent price charts, those modern-day tea leaves, show Pepe hopping out of a falling wedge formation. To the chart-reading soothsayers, this is a bullish reversal sign, like spotting a green shoot after a drought. They claim the breakout above the descending trendline, plus a reclaim of some moving averages-those EMAs that flutter like lazy butterflies-means the downward momentum is weakening. But to a plain man, it just looks like a frog finally jumping out of a deep, muddy hole.

During Berkshire Hathaway’s annual meeting in Omaha on May 2nd, Warren Buffett outlined a careful plan for expanding across the company’s various businesses, including insurance, railroads, energy, and manufacturing. While he discussed these areas, Buffett, who recently stepped down as CEO, didn’t offer any opinions on artificial intelligence.

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Why all the fuss? Well, the Shiba Inu ecosystem is buzzing like a hive of over-caffeinated bees, with network usage spiking faster than a troll’s temper. And let’s not forget the price, which has been leaping about like a frog in a wizard’s hat. Optimism is in the air, thicker than the smell of a troll’s breakfast.

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Our intrepid prognosticator, armed with nothing but a protractor and a penchant for historical patterns, has identified a recurring motif in Bitcoin’s cyclical ballet: a May peak followed by a precipitous plunge. In 2014, 2018, and 2022, the market, with the predictability of a clockwork orange, reached its zenith in May only to collapse like a soufflé in a thunderstorm. This year, he assures us, shall be no different. With BTC currently flirting with the $78,000 mark, Merlijn foresees a 60.73% nosedive, leaving the price languishing near $33,000. One can almost hear the collective gasp of bulls, their horns dulled by the prospect of such a fall.

Ethena, that cheeky stablecoin, is looping on MegaETH and attracting more gossip than a wizard convention. Users stash USDE, borrow USDM, and then repeat the process in a virtuous circle that could make a hamster dizzy with delight.

As a crypto investor, I’ve been watching Ethereum closely this week, and it’s been pretty stable, trading around $2,306 as of May 2nd. It’s actually down just a tiny bit – less than a quarter of a percent – over the last seven days, according to CoinGlass. It feels like we’re seeing a pause before the next big move, rather than a strong price increase, and it keeps bouncing around that $2,300 mark.

Dogecoin, the coin that somehow survived its own meme, is hovering near $0.1089. It’s like that friend who’s always “fine” but you know they’re one bad day away from a meltdown. Meanwhile, investors are squinting at Fibonacci levels and momentum signals, because apparently, staring at charts is the new meditation.