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On a rather uneventful Monday, the crypto data wizards at CoinGecko proclaimed Solana the leader of the blockchain pack. 🧙‍♂️ Their study, as meticulous as a squirrel counting acorns, examined global web traffic from January 1 to December 14, 2025. Only the crème de la crème of ecosystems with actively listed coins and a smidge of traffic made the cut. Out of 62 contenders, Solana nabbed 26.79% of the global interest pie, but shh! 🥧 That’s a whopping 12% drop from its 2024 glory days. Oopsie! 😬

The agreement, penned with the urgency of a poet chasing inspiration, pledges collaboration on digital asset frameworks, AI computing, and yield initiatives. Green Digital Ltd., a local entity with a name as serene as its mission is ambitious, will lead the charge. Picture renewable-energy-powered blockchain hubs-a monastery meets mining rig, where monks might one day meditate over hash rates. 🙏ASIC🙏

Ethereum [ETH], ever the industrious worker bee, has taken to Layer-2 solutions like a duck to water, crafting an elaborate tapestry designed to maintain throughput, keep fees lower than a limbo stick, and scale transaction volume without the usual congestion that clogs the digital arteries. 🚦

The bank, in a fit of capitalist generosity, bestowed $100 million of its own coffers upon this endeavor-a dowry for the blockchain bride. Qualified investors may join the festivities on December 16, 2025, assuming they can navigate the labyrinth of paperwork rivaling Dante’s Inferno. BlackRock and Franklin Templeton, those ever-ambitious suitors, now duel in a financial fencing match to claim dominion over the tokenized frontier. 🗡️💼

Key Takeaways:

Bitcoin tried to flex its comeback muscles but got a reality check from sellers. Could $84k be the new “I give up” price? 🐻

Bitcoin, ever the dramatic diva, recently retested the $88,000 support zone like it was auditioning for a role in a financial thriller 🎭. Market oracle Ted Pillows declared, “It bounced!” because nothing says excitement like watching a number not fall. The rebound followed a plunge from $94,000 highs-volatility so intense it made traders question their life choices 🧠💥.

On a sunny Monday, December 15, Ripple revealed it’s strutting across multiple networks-Optimism, Base, Kraken’s Ink, and Unichain-using Wormhole’s Native Token Transfers (NTT). Think of it like giving RLUSD a passport so it can travel without pretending to be a wrapped-up, fake version of itself. No more silly wrapping paper for this stablecoin-just pure, native, unadulterated RLUSD gliding around the crypto cosmos!

Bitcoin, that paragon of stability, and other cryptos have joined the downward spiral, adding to the selling pressure on XRP. A true tale of woe, isn’t it? 😢