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The firm, with a gravity befitting a Chekhovian protagonist, warns of a confluence of misfortunes: geopolitical tremors, macroeconomic recalibrations, and the fragile posturing of derivatives traders. Together, these forces could conspire to drive Bitcoin to the depths of $10,000-a figure that, like a forgotten relative, lingers far below the last bear market’s trough of $15,000.
178,000 payrolls added, a spring breeze of jobs, and an unemployment figure that slid to 4.3%. The usual suspects-equities and bonds-retired behind their hedges for the Easter holiday, leaving crypto to strut about as the sole court jester and oracle, pricing the hawkish surprise with a wink and a shrug.
In this universe where stocks dance with bonds, Schwab reveals that the spotlight will shift to digital assets. Picture a closet full of confetti where Bitcoin and Ether take center stage-halfway through 2026.
The Ethereum Foundation has successfully staked the full 70,000 ETH it initially planned, according to data from Arkham Intelligence. On April 3rd, they deposited around 45,000 ETH (roughly $93 million) in a single transaction, completing a program now worth approximately $143 million. This fulfills the Foundation’s commitment made in February.
Drift Protocol, that plucky DeFi platform, has decided to air its laundry in public. Early on April 3, 2026, they sent on-chain messages to four Ethereum wallets suspected of harboring funds from their recent exploit. Critical information, they say, has been unearthed, and they’re not ones to keep it under their hats.
Well, well, well. Who would’ve thought? Solana, the digital enfant terrible, has just shattered its own records in Q1 2026. A cool 10.1 billion transactions-yes, billion, with a B-marking the highest quarterly result ever. Could this be the blockchain equivalent of “I told you so?”
Ah, the sweet smell of political upheaval. On Friday, Bitcoin, in its infinite wisdom, chose to remain utterly indifferent to the turmoil in the Middle East. Instead, all eyes were firmly planted on the delightful drama unfolding within the confines of U.S. domestic politics. The top cryptocurrency, ever so coy, dipped to $66,345 before climbing back to an utterly unimpressive high of $67,195. And thus, Bitcoin wobbled through the day, like a tipsy but resilient debutante at her first ball.
Mario Nawfal, who hosts a popular show on X (formerly Twitter), recently posted about a bot powered by Claude that reportedly turned just $1 into $3.3 million. The bot achieved this by quickly taking advantage of price differences on Polymarket – a prediction market – faster than any human trader. This highlights how automation is becoming increasingly important in these types of markets.
Meanwhile, its price is behaving like a moody teenager: barely moving, giving everyone the silent treatment. But don’t be fooled, the network is partying hard, burning XRP like it’s going out of style.
Drift Protocol, the self-proclaimed “largest decentralized perpetual futures exchange” on the Solana network, watched its total value locked (TVL) plummet from $550 million to under $250 million faster than you can say “blockchain.” As of now, it’s sitting at a humble $232 million. Bitcoin.com News was first to break the story, because nothing says “journalism” like reporting on a digital bank robbery. The DRIFT token, meanwhile, took a nosedive, dropping 37%-42% and bottoming out near $0.04 to $0.05. Ouch.