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On the chart, note the comedic sequence—2014, 2018, 2021, and now… behold! 2025. Four acts where the RSI (14-month) performs its classic tragicomic role: a higher high for price, but a lower high for RSI. Classic bearish divergence. Every time, the curtain falls to groans and boos from burned investors:

So here’s the deal: SHIB is testing resistance at $0.0001400. Now, I know you’re thinking, “Wow, that’s a lot of zeros,” but stay with me. It’s also hanging out above some important moving averages. Don’t get too comfortable though—there’s a *much more exciting* number lurking around: $0.00001600. This is like the holy grail of SHIB levels. If it breaks that barrier, we might just see fireworks. Or… a solid market crash. Who knows? It’s crypto, baby.

Ah, what a tragedy it was just a month ago when ETH plunged to its lowest in a year, falling to a pitiful $1,400. It was the kind of dip that made even the hardiest of crypto holders weep silently into their keyboards. But, as history teaches us, from the ashes of despair rises the phoenix. And rise it did, despite the struggle to cross $1,800. With a little help from the latest Pectra upgrade and some positive global news, ETH is now soaring like a bird set free after too long in a cage.

With half-worn shoes, Pi marches against resistance, stumbling at $1.00, perhaps at $1.40, while its only friends are old, battered supports at $0.80, waiting for Pi like a tattered coat in a freezing wind.

But, of course, the UK Competition Appeal Tribunal had the audacity to dismiss their case back in 2024. Why, it’s almost as if they didn’t see the grand conspiracy at play! Now, however, the plaintiffs are back for a second act, hoping that their favorite drama will get a reboot. This time, they argue, that delisting wasn’t just a small hiccup—it was a shockwave that disrupted everything! The market, adoption, price growth… all ruined by the cold, heartless act of Binance hitting that “delist” button. 🙄

Remember the good old days? That never-ending hamster wheel where whales, miners, and your neighbor who “knows a guy” all took their turns pumping and dumping? Well, Ju basically says you can frame those strategies and hang them next to your Blockbuster card. The market’s become less “Mean Girls” and more “Succession”—enter ETFs in dramatic slow motion, corporate wallets the size of MicroStrategy’s ego, and TradFi types who only just figured out memes.

Apparently, an oddball cast of characters—think governments with briefcases, legal eagles with magnifying glasses, and bankruptcy wizards twirling their moustaches—once sat on a dragon’s pile of Bitcoin. Did they cherish their shiny coins? Ha! Not for a second! Whenever the price shot up, they’d fling the stuff on the market faster than Augustus Gloop diving into a chocolate river.

If you thought this was just a bunch of Moscow magicians gambling away their roubles, think again. Behind the curtain, powerful institutions and entire nations are now adding Bitcoin to their treasure troves. The age of paper rubles—pardon me, dollars—may soon be as quaint as a Moscow tram ticket.