jpyxx It appears the market’s support is about as reliable as a broken umbrella in a rainstorm. Still, someone out there is apparently convinced things might turn around-perhaps the same folks who believe in magic or just love gambling with their coffee money. 🎲
At the All Core Devs Consensus (ACDC) babble-fest on the 16th of October, these ingenious folks-nay, these wizards of wires-did proclaim that Fusaka would prance onto the Hoodi stage, a veritable mirror of the mainnet’s antics, as if preparing for a masquerade where the masks are data and the dances are blocks. 💃😂
At this hour of reckoning, the poor creature trades at a paltry $0.1825, a 7.13% decline in the last 24 hours. The broader crypto market, ever the dramatic prima donna, mirrors the woes of Wall Street, where bankers wring their hands over trade tensions and the specter of a government shutdown looms like a particularly tedious dinner party guest. 🏦🤡
The question on every speculator’s lips: Will this golden coronation boost Bitcoin’s charm as the “digital gold,” or will it leave our dear BTC feelin’ like yesterday’s news? 🧐
Guess what? Florida is throwing its hat back into the crypto ring! Representative Webster Barnaby has dusted off House Bill 183, a revamped version of a bill that *almost* made it last June (but hey, we all have that one project that gets rejected, right?).
Picture this: the index now stands at 3473.18, a stubborn dip of 93.07 points since 4 p.m. ET yesterday. No heroism on the horizon-every single asset, every last one, decided to join the pity party.
Russia emerged as the leading crypto market in Chainalysis’ latest European Crypto Adoption report, receiving $376.3 billion in crypto between July 2024 and June 2025. 🦸♂️⚡
Since October 1, it’s been on a bit of a toot, bouncing back from the support zone like a rubber ball at a schoolboy’s cricket match. This breakout from the falling wedge pattern on the chart is quite the hoot, especially when most altcoins have been taking a proper pasting. Now, the chaps are all abuzz-will this rally keep up, or is a correction lurking around the corner like a forgotten aunt at a family gathering? 🤔
The mighty Bitcoin is showing weakness, and the sentiment? Well, let’s just say “extreme fear” is an understatement. In fact, this week alone, Bitcoin saw a mere $850 million in ETF outflows, as the world watches Gold setting new records like a rock star at the peak of their career. Gold has surged by over 65% this year, while Bitcoin has barely mustered a 13% rise. I guess nobody’s really afraid of missing out on Bitcoin anymore. 😬 Historically, Bitcoin has never ended October in the red, but then again, 2025 is shaping up to be a year of firsts. Does that mean we’re on the verge of a deeper correction? Probably. Buckle up.
