DATs: Crypto’s Insider Trading Problem Gets WORSE 🤯

The issue runs deeper than a few bad actors, according to Shane Molidor, founder and CEO of the blockchain advisory firm Forgd. He described insider-style behavior as a structural feature of crypto markets, where prices often detach from fair value. 🧠💥

Rich Dad’s Snarky Advice: Get Rich Before the World Turns to Dust-With Bitcoin!

In a broadcast that could rival any soap opera, he suggests that Bitcoin might just be the lifeboat in this Titanic of economic chaos. Because nothing says security like digital gold while Japan’s “carry trade” goes kaput, heralding what he calls a “rapid deflation” of all those inflated bubbles floating around. Truly, it’s a sight to behold-spectacular in its impending disaster. 💥

🐸 Pepe Plunge: Is This the End? 📉

The token currently languishes at a mere $0.0000045, a price that evokes memories of October’s liquidations – hardly a festive occasion. Nansen, that diligent collector of digital breadcrumbs, informs us that Pepe’s acolytes are beginning to lose faith, a process they delicately term “capitulation”. Really, such dramatic terminology!

Swiss Crypto Law Delayed… AGAIN? Here’s the New Timeline!

The Swiss Federal Council announced that the new Crypto-Asset Reporting Framework (CARF) will be enshrined into law from January 2026, but will not be implemented until 2027 at the earliest. The National Council’s Economic Affairs and Taxation Committee (ETAC) suspended deliberations on data-sharing partner states, which, in a stunning display of efficiency, led to this delay. 🤯

WLD: Oh, the Drama! 🎭

Traders are hovering, naturally, fretting over whether this gentle upward nudge is a genuine renaissance or merely a fleeting respite before the inevitable downward spiral resumes. One does suspect the latter, of course. Hope springs eternal, but one mustn’t be naive. 🙄

Stellar (XLM) Price Drama: Will Bulls Bring a 50% Rise? 🌟

Observe the XLM Price, currently adhering to a most curious ballroom between 0.20 and 0.25, a realm where buyers proved their valour twice this year. Now, it repeats the performance, as if in anticipation of a grand quadrille, with traders gazing at the floor like anxious chaperones.