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Currently trading at $4,575.06 (because why not?), Ethereum’s trading volume is hanging out at a comfy $66 billion. Now, investors are left scratching their heads: Is Ethereum about to break free and conquer new heights, or are we witnessing the start of a “correction” (translation: the universe reminding us that nothing goes up forever)?

And yet, the price clings to the $210 threshold, that cursed line which has long served as the gatekeeper of hope. A mere whisper of resistance, yet it stands like a fortress of despair, its walls reinforced by the ghosts of past rallies. 🧟‍♂️

Examine the 4-hour chart, and one might discover that DOGE has adeptly crafted a symmetrical triangle pattern, a technical riddle often heralding a pyrotechnic escape from its self-imposed constraints. Who wouldn’t want a ticket to such a show?

Massive activity, or at least enough to make one think the sea is about to swell with digital liquidity. Blockchain sleuths at Lookonchain caught two whales going on a shopping spree – perhaps aiming to outdo the whale who ate the entire ocean. According to their report, one – calling himself “TNQsyU” – dropped a cool 5.02 million USDT to amass his treasure chest of 13.73 million TRX on August 24. That’s enough to make the fools in Wall Street tremble. 🚀

According to the ever-hopeful Hayes, this decentralized darling is sneaking its way to snag a humungous chunk of the worldwide stablecoin pie – which might grow to a staggering $10 trillion by 2028. If Hyperliquid grabs just a quarter of that, watch out! Their revenues could zoom from a measly $1.2 billion to over $250 billion a year – enough to make even the grumpiest finance buff do a double take. 📈

The Florida-based firm said its board approved the buyback effective immediately, with the program set to run until June 30, 2026, or until the full $250 million allocation is exhausted. Because who needs a life when you can just keep buying back shares? 💸

SOLSOL$196.75◢4.35%

According to Bloomberg (they’re always in the know, aren’t they?), the three firms have hired Cantor Fitzgerald as their main banker. How terribly grown-up of them! They plan to snatch up a publicly traded company (don’t ask me which one, darling, they’re keeping it hush-hush) to set up a Solana-based treasure chest, which will be, wait for it… *the largest Solana reserve fund in existence*. No pressure, then.

The great digital locomotive, this Ethereum, had shed 2.70% of its value in a mere twenty-four hours, a trifle to the eternal sky, but a calamity of profound weight to the man who had staked his future upon it.

But what of Ethereum (ETH)? Ah, the darling of the altcoin world, it soared to a new all-time high of $4,953, a beacon of hope in the darkening sky. Yet, even the mighty ETH could not escape the storm forever. It too was dragged down, losing momentum and falling to a low of $4,689 before finding its footing at $4,608. A 3% decline in the past 24 hours is a small price to pay for such a dramatic ascent, wouldn’t you say? 💼